Cause that's how most streaks are booked CC.

That's what happens when you 1) hire writers who know fuck all about wrestling and 2) split the rosters in half. They did it with lashley to then as soon as he had a proper storyline he lost.

That doesn't matter, actually Knae should win so I can have some suport for this psuedo-argument.

Kane just no-sold that STO.

So, do you think they're going to have a triple threat for the World title next or is Shawn gonna get involved as well?

I know about 17 ways to take down Umaga. All of them involve breaking bones.

:lol: Estrada is the man.

Oh look...how they'll keep the streak alive as well as his heat. Great!

That's nice. Very nice...and goodbye Estrada.

Fake Kane should run in and save Estrada

estrada looks like hitler

o_ O Anal Rape?

I just thought of it. It reminds me of Goldberg's streak at the beginning in WCW.

Isn't that what happened the last time Kane took someone into the back like that?

And wasn't it Lita?

So, where is this thing headed?

Goldberg. . .is . . .not Umaga. . .Umaga is much more like Gilberg.

Same as the last time. Estrada's gonna get pregnent, Kane and him will marry, then Snitisky will cause Estrada to miscarry and the whole thing will be forgotton.

Who is myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy como se dice. . . .baby daddy?

I have some sort of blue balls.

Oh look...Umaga with the save.

I guess no one rapes Estrada but Umaga.

MARIA! IT'S MARIA!

:drool: Maria!

Umaga is actually a better wrestler than Goldberg.....

I love that little skirt...

Oh look...Spirit Squad.

When the hell are they breaking up?

Spirit Squad still sucking up Vince's ass from hundreds of miles away.

Which one of the SS is challenging Flair... and why should I care?

come on cryme tyme!

Said it before, will keep on saying it, Maria is just too damn hot

I meant in theme not really in ability, I've begrudgingly accepted that Umaga has some talent. . .but he was implemented to mock Samoa Joe. . .at least at first, now he's just making me hate life more and more each time he emerges without Estrada.

You know it.

Hat kid is challenging Flair, don't know which one that is. . .but its not the one with the head band.

The only reason I respect Punk is because he gets to stick his dick everywhere in that.

On the contrary, that's probably the only reason why I hate him :lol:

....someone PM me pics of Trish's Unforgiven gear.....

Tarheelia? Fuck you J.R.

Flair should go back to the pink. . .and team with Kanyon. . .no one kill me.

It's gonna be Johnny facing Ric Flair.

We need a reason to say fuck you to JR?

I hate the Spirit Squad...is that wrong of me?

Kenny.......NO LILLIAN!

Time to pay the bills, Naitch.

To be perfectly honest with you...it's easy to fuck up them....they look the same.

No, the Spirit Squad has beeen terribly implemented. :(

Naitch looking super-bald tonight, or is it just me?

Probably reading what's on the card. Then again their names are on their backs.

Not just you Jimmy....he looks really bald to me as well.

He looks very Hulk-like tonight.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Flair went over a young guy.....OMG!

Tits.

Oh good...the walking Petri-Dish.

And here's how we get the woman's division riled up.

Lots and lots of tits.

Don't slap the psycho....she will kill you.

LOL. Did anyone besides me notice Edge's creepy coat flash/airhumping in the promo bumps?

Already planning on ECW tonight, Booker vs RVD is almost as hot as Mickie James. . .
Not really but there closer than most other things.

Yes Jimmy. Only you.

Candice/Lita? Snore.

:'(

JR: The epitiomy of arrogance

And drug violations.

Ortons face is fucked up. Nice.

...Do we have to hear him talk?

I'm guessing I'm the only one in here who likes Orton..??

Not like you can feel it, you fucking dope monkey.

Oh good...now we get to hear Melina screetch.

Go be the future of fucking Smackdown so I don't have to hear you talk.

*watches paint dry* :drool:

Ok...we're about to set up Carlito/Hardy vs. Orton/Nitro

Calling it right now.

Why is Nitro getting more mic time?

So. . . . . . .what's the point of this?

... Was he supposed to do something flashy?

Because you touch yourself at night.

poop in her bag randy

LOL. Masterpiece!

Masterpiece....Intersting.

............................KFCpeice?

wtf

Damn I thought that was Mordecais music for a second

Next is Shelton.

Masters is better on the Mic than Nitro.

OK...changing my prediction.

Super Crazy/Carlito/Hardy vs. Masterpeice/Orton/Nitro is up next.

Make it a six man tag with Crazy and Masters.

LMFAO @ this whole segment.

Oops.


WTF is this? An IC title division? Being built? ....

Nice pop for Carlito. :y:

What the hell is going on? I was hoping it was Goldust.

Wait making fun of Master = Ratings

Mid-card Party

Apparently making fun of Super Crazy isn't cool.

Oh dearest dumbass....SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Ugh. I almost cared about this.

I BLAME ALL SIX MAN TAGS ON COACH!!!!

EDIT!!! I <3 COACH

FOR NOW!!!

Hey look...I was...wrong?

THIS IS EVEN BETTER!

6 Pack for the IC title!?! FUCK YEAH!

Okay, I care about it now.

Damn.........

The mid card >>>>>> the main event

Holy shit....swerve.

You better belive it!

Also after this match...I'll be bowing out.

LOL Carlito

This is great, I didn't see a six pack coming.

Super Crazy for the win.

Sweet looking match. Lets hope it delivers

If it doesn't...I'd be sadness.

I'm not sure who they'll have win this but I doubt it will be Crazy or Masters.