Is the Raw Roulette wheel hiding in back or something?

How will king lose?

This is going to make masters look super-weak.

Its behind a giant shrub

Duggan, Lawler, Flair and Piper all wrestling in one night....

Is this the 70s?

<font color=goldenrod>This is the most entertaining RAW in a while.</font>

Wow, this match is probably the worst thing ever. None of that makes sense.

No, but an entire truckload of every kind of illegal drug imaginable is. :nono:

lol the Masterlock has still never been broken?

Also somebody give me a Cyber Sunday results rundown plz

ME is going to be a clusterfuck =/

No Cryme Tyme. :'(

Hardy beat Carlito
Cryme Tyme beat Highlanders, Vis and Haas and Murdoch/Cade (Texas Tornado)
Lita beat Mickie for Women's title
Flair and Piper beat Spirit Squad
Edge/Orton beat DX (Bischoff ref)
Umaga beat Kane
Booker beat Cena and Show (World title)

Think that's it.

So far this has been an awful night. Picked a bad time to make my return I guess

Champ of Champs: Booker retains WHC after K-fed interferance.
Tag Titles: Fliar and Piper beat the SS
IC title: Hardy retained against Carlito.
Cryme Time wins a Texas Tornado Tag match.
Edge and Orton beat DX with Bischoff as the Ref
Lita beats Mickie James to win the vacant Womens Title
Umaga beats KANE

1) Apparently Not.


2) Umaga def. Kane

Cryme Tyme won a 4-team Texas Tornado match

Flair/Piper new World Tag Team Champs :D

Lita new Women's Champ :'(

Jeff Hardy def. Carlito

Edge/Orton over DX (Bischoff guest ref)

King Booker retained his World title pinning Cena (K-Fed screwing Cena)


Damn, I'm too slow. :p

EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

Spoke too soon. :p

For some reason I keep thinking his name is "JTG Williams"

also Nerf, after the match Cryme Tyme stole The King's Laptop.

How do people not get how awesome this is?

LOL Cryme Tyme what the fuck is this. Hilabious

I predict Black on Black crime.

Looks like Benjamin and Cryme Tyme gonna form a stable? :?:

I love Cryme Tyme

I still don't get Cryme Tyme. Are they supposed to be face?

LOL @ Shelton saying "That's right nigger"

Yes.

I giess you could call them "Minority Reporters" :shifty:

Jesus... they found a way to make JR sound even more out of place.

This could be the best thing ever, it probably won;t be, but it could.

LMAO at the commentary.

Cryme Tyme doing PBP? Finally, something redeeming coming out of tonight. Well, this and Eugene's turn

ROFL CRYME TYME

Are these guys legit wrestlers or what

ohhhhh

I think they keep JR around out of pity.

LMAO.

CRYME TYME
CRYME TYME
CRYME TYME

LMAO they made off with Shelton's stuff. :rofl:

Alright.

Screw the main event. Have a good night everybody.

JR is the whitest person of all time

Or competent.
It's like... Cryme Tyme seems like they have to watch what they say too
much. But commentary on a match isn't their strong suit.

Wonder what will happen if Shelton confronts them?

Ok, Cryme Tyme=ratings

Where have you been?! He's been that way for a long time. :rofl:

Cocksucker Coach is now on color commentary?! :wtf:

Oh. Yey... Coach... is there a way to neg rep RAW?

Mmm. Mickie is so fine.

God, get Lita off the damn mic. :nono:

NICE DDT.

I like that swinging DDT of Lita's.
Kind of reminds me of The Rock's old DDT.

Neg rep raw? I'd rather Raw catch a banhammer right now.

This shit is making Vince Russo WCW look great.

He did call Hogan a piece of shit. <3

And a bald-headed son of a bitch.

Can we PermaBan Raw?

Maniaaaa. Fuck yeah. Need to get my ticket money.

From now on, I am calling Jonathan Coachman "Cocksucker Coach". :nono:

So, let's see. DX run in. Flair/Piper retain right?

I like seeing Bischoff on TV.

It is good seeing Bisch back, I'll admit

I wouldn't be suprised to see Naitch and Piper drop the belts tonight, I don't see Piper being on TV alot.

Bischoff is the man tonight.

I mean atleast with Bisch here all the "WTF" moments get explained a little.

lol. Orton.

So did anyone else see the TNA commerical somewhere between 9:15-9:30?

ZEE NAITCH IS ON FIYAH!

LOL. Fake ref bump.

When do ref's take real ones?

oh. look. DX ran in. no one called that.

No, bischoff botched it bad. It was like a Flair Flop.

... OH NO.

lol Shawn

Next week..Bischoff will still be GM. No explaination needed.

... that was so not called for.

LMAO that just summed up WWE's product in a nutshell

<font color=goldenrod>:|

That ending just killed the entire show. Seriously. Most entertaining show in awhile and they cap it off by bringing back Big Dick Johnson for the 9 millionth time this year :|</font>

Ok, did we really need to see that? :lol:

Alright gentlemen and germs, I'll see ya later. Goodnight everybody

Id say Piper will be around for a bit longer, espcially to promote his DVD coming out the 14th.

Can I sue the WWE for the last 5 years for false advertising?! Cause I was not entertained. :nono:

Well?

How sad is it that the thing I'm looking forward to the most next week is seeing Ron Simmons say "DAMN".

Sadly, me too. Everything I should be looking forward to is not there. Though I am happy the WWE seems to have something to do with Shelton. They should have him feud with Cryme Tyme and say how they're only hurting black people being nothing but bad stereotypes. He could mention how he's a good role model because he's earned everything he's received.

Looks like I'm glad I missed those two matches.

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Britney Spears filed for divorce against K-Fed today.