I havn't watched a single second of new programming since 2006.

For this feud to work, RVD and Sabu are gonna have to win this match. Not that I even want them to, but it's starting to get a little lopsided in the New Breed's favor.

I think the actual ending will be a no contest due to interference, and ultimately, the locker room will clear into a big New Breed v. Old School brawl, New Breed coming out ahead as we go off the air.

Oh, thought you were watching now.

They need to bring up Paul Burchill and have him join up with the New Breed.

We should start messing with The One, then...

OMG! Kelly Kelly is naked! They're not even censoring it! Now she's fingering herself on live TV?!?!?!?! WOW!!!!! THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED!

I FEEL AWFUL FOR ANYBODY NOT VIEWING THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Would you go gay for Elijah Burke?

Replace Kelly Kelly with Kevin Nash.

Is that Topanga from Boy Meets World licking Kelly Kelly?

I would not, and I don't see the relevance in your question, <s>dickhead</s> kind sir. I'm not THAT interested in the 'Elijah Experience', but I do enjoy his work.

OMG it is.

TOVO turn it on

I always loved Topanga.

Wait, I thought The One was gay......

OH MY GOD, IT IS!

Not anymore. Look at his custom title.

So does TOVO

I'm so confused.....

Read the custom title...

And OMGz u guyz! stop it1 u r totly fukin wit meeeee rit now

How the fuck did you know that??? Because it's totally true.

Love that knee lift Burke does.

I mean that Topanga does.

Heyoooooo!

I know a lot of things, Tovo.

No Taz, the blood in Sabu's mouth was from when Matt Striker kicked him in the fucking face not two minutes ago.

I remember posting a thread about the definitive teenage hottie and The One had a lot of input about Danielle Fischel.

That finish was shit.

Know you these things do you? Well than, if you know so much, who are the key players in my dream orgy. (Bonus if you get the two guys I had in there when I was gay.)

That was a weak finish.

Yeah being able to read also helps me find out these things.

ECW was so good until this ending

God Bless Sabu

Yeah, shitty finish. Oh well, nothing too terrible on the show tonight, save EE.

It's because I wanted to fuck her so bad. I hear she chunked out lately...how sad...

I'm pretty sure Sabu didn't sell that right. Bumpwise, anyway. He still fell on top of Elijah.

Well, that's the thing about Sabu. He can't wrestle his way into a paper bag. INTO.

Chunky girls need love too.

Not a bad show. I generally find ECW a decent enough waste of an hour. I am enjoying the New breed v. originals feud, and still generally enjoy ECW as a whole.

I love how ten years ago ECW was a joke because their biggest stars (Sabu, Sandman, etc.) couldn't wrestle to save their lives. Enjoying that some things never change is fun.

But they gotta pay...

Sabu and Sandman aren't really being sold as the biggest stars anymore though, really.

Someone describe the finish please.

And was Danielle Fishel really on ECW tonight, or what?

I would rather actually not say.

TOVO :nono:

I couldn't describe the finish if I tried, it was so botched.

And yes. Yes she was.

Oh like you never wanted to get it on with the dolphine who played Flipper....

His name was actually 'James The Nigger Hating Dolphin'.

http://static.flickr.com/29/100276794_548c83c4eb_m.jpg

Excellent. My plan is coming to fruition.

If we can have Cory Matthews vs. Shawn Hunter w/ Topanga Lawrence as the special guest referee at Mania 23, all will be well with the universe.

I opted to watch WSX again tonight, and my decision couldn't have been more right. I actually witnessed such intense action as a Tables, Ladders, CERVEZAS match, an action packed electro shocking, and an action packed commentary by none other than SPARTA! Yes, SPARTA! I flipped over to ECW after watching like twelve people go through tables, and some lame ass was doing a fucking sleeper! I'm a busy, on-the-go type of guy, and I simply do not have time for this bullshit. Give me my half-hour actiongasm over that hour long nap with grandma any day.

Also, one of the lines from the commentators:

"He's (Teddy Hart) pouring water all OVER him, and we all know what a great conductor of electricity water is!" And then Teddy Hart proceeds to electrocute the guy. RIDICULOUS ACTION!

Did the guy who got electrocuted live?

Just wait til they start calling him the "NEW most electrifying man in sports entertainment."


bada boom.

I'm gonna watch the WSX replay from last week later tonight on MTV2.

No, I'm pretty sure MTV killed a man.

Damn

i was suprised by tonights show. i expected rvd and punk to both job but only rvd did. punk was fed to snitsky however...

I'm starting to enjoy ECW

Punk wasn't 'fed' to Snitsky. I believe it's called developing a feud...and that's not a bad thing...that's a good thing.

Punk iz being buried! OmgZ! xXx Punk ROOLS!!!!!!!

Punk got a video vignette, a decisive win (over Mike Knox, but whatever), and potential for something more with Snitsky (who they've obviously got high hopes for). I'd say he had a good night.

Managment probably did a quick glance around the locker room to see who they could push as the new babyface if they really buried Punk...

RVD - No, he's tired of his bosses telling him not to get arrested...
Sabu - No, he is a half a botched move away from dying...
Dreamer - No, he can barely move anymore...
Sandman - No, he can't wrestle...
Balls - No, he's a sloppy chair spot monkey at best...
Lashley - No, he's already the top dawg and still nobody gives a fuck about him...

Fuck it, let's just push him again...

snitsky and punk will feud for a while with snitsky eventually going over easily and then leading to a lengthy lashley/snitsky feud for the title. with the rest of the roster engaged in a old school vs new breed feud, punk is left wrestling nunzio, knox, and renee dupree every week.

punk needs to move to smackdown or raw and be put in the IC/US title picture.

Maybe he should go to WSX!!!! :eek:

HE SHOULD GO TO TNA! :mad:

He was in TNA, but they botched that.

Anyone else think RVD's ring attire had a little hint of (New) Japan?

You know I understand Kevin Thorn is a new member of ECW, but with his gimmick he seems like he should stay out of the new breed v. originals feud, as he seems like he should be more of a loaner, than a guy who would join with a group of people. I'd rather seem CM Punk with them, as a heel, to be honest.