Lashley rhymes with Ashley

They are also both shitty quote on quote wrestlers.

I don't see Lashley breaking the Masterlock as a waste of the Masterlock, though. Lashley is heading into the highest profile match he's ever been in, and the match which will get all the mainstream coverage at WrestleMania. He HAS to be pushed strong in the build up. What did you think was going to happen? Masters was gonna lose the challenge to some newcomer out of nowhere? Or a guy like Kenny?

It had to be a muscle bound tough guy in the midst of a push. Who else BUT Lashley?

Playboy plug from Ashley. Yawn. Are we getting a match here anytime soon?

That would have been sweet. "In today's Masterlock Challenge, introducing Jimmy Jobberson. . .

Bah Gawd Jimmi Jobberson eff tee dubyah!!!!

That Masterlock may quite literally made of barbecue sauce right in half!"

BAH GAWD THE CHAOS OF THE MASTERLOCK BEING BROKEN.

Back to the show, in case you fell asleep for 5 or so minutes, the Masterlock is still broken.

Any of the other guys that have actually broken the Masterlock, including Booker T two years ago.

The only thing Lashley can do is smile.

EUGENE VS UMAGA

Haha Eugene

lol *insert random diva*

Uh oh....Eugene is gonna die.....

Eugene KHALI PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

IT'S GOTTA BE KHALI. Ah, damnit, it's gonna be Umaga. DAMN!

aww I was hoping for Khali against Eugene

DAMN!

LOL

Lashley meets up Vince and crew in the back. Well of course, it's already been a whole half hour and we haven't seen hide nor hair of him. Lashley is BANNED from the building now, BANNED I say. Vince bumps into Maria next. Well, duh. Then he bumps into Eugene. Literally as he gets Eugene's drink all over him. Eugene gets sent into a match. You HAD to see that one coming. Ron Simmons: DAMN!

LOL FAROOQ

Stilll funny to me, damnit

Nice. Why does the Ron Simmons segment still make me laugh?

I hope RVD wins it.

Arnold Skaaland video package. Nice touch but seriously how about a match here?

Rivalry for the ages-Umaga vs. Eugene

Seriously though, they made about five or six matches against each other.

The last Ron Simmons segment should be at wresltemania where he says damn after vince gets shaved.

Nice tape. :y:

Hills Have Eyes 2 > I, Robot

MASHED POTATOES! GRAVY! AND CRANBERRY SAUCE! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

DAMN!

lol love that

ROOOFFLLLLLL AUSTIN COMMERCIAL. LITTLE AUSTIN.

MILK INSTEAD OF BEER LOLLLLL

lol at the milk

LMAO @ the Austin package

ROFL KIDDIE AUSTIN WITH MILK

AWESOME!

Bubba Ray: SONNY! GET THE NANITES!

Everyone else:. . .

what a shitty battle royal line up

No RVD :(

Let's go Nitro, clap clap clap clap clap

nvm Nitro sexed it up

Whoa. Nice group. This can go to anyone.

Khali needs to come out and throw everyone out.

This is the reason you shouldn't use drugs, kids.

Edge got some more ink work.

VAL VENIS SIGHTING

Well I'm thinking Flair and Carlito into the MITB and Orton and Edge out. Orton vs Edge instead.

ROFL VISCERA

Bye bye Vis. Venis will prolly go next.

Wait "Last Chance Battle Royal" when did Val Venis and Viscera have a first chance?

I love big guys in Battle Royals because the always talk about how big of an advantage they have, yet they never ever win. I can think of an exception or two, but it hasn't happened notably in about ten years.

Seen that "everyone eliminates the fat guy" spot far too many times now.

Edge faking an injury.

Actually, Edge feigning an injury? Edge is probably winning this thing.

Carlito and Shelton would be better in that match than Edge and Orton, who could have a much more meaningful singles match at the big show.

Edge is going to sneak out a win.

It won't be Nitro, or either of the WGTT guys. Maybe Flair or Carlito but only if they take both spots. Obviously not Venis.

So who's left Kenny, probably not.

Supercrazy. . .nevermind.

Edge, defeats the purpose.

YES! It's true! WE HAVE A MATCH!

Battle Royal: Winner gets Edge's spot for Money in the Bank. We've got Edge (duh), Carlito, Ric Flair, Johnny Nitro, Super Crazy, Viscera, Charlie Haas, Shelton Benjamin, Val Venis, and Kenny Dykstra. They try to gang up on big Vis and they're successful. Feel the excitement of mindless slugging and walking around. Edge appears to be hurt as he goes under the ropes. See if you can call the ending of the match right now. More brawling. Why the hell would Val and Crazy or even Haas be involved in this? Haas and Benjamin catch Crazy coming off the ropes and they get rid of him as we take a break.

You're not supposed to remember that, dammit, WrestleMania or not.

Michelle Wood talks about the Divas as if they get treated with respect or something. And how about that non-stop action....after 35 minutes. And ENOUGH OF THESE BODY SPRAY COMMERCIALS!!! Doesn't anyone use cologne anymore?

Nice boobage

Well, it wasn't on the broadcast, just the DVD that their hoping no marks bought. . .somehow. . .

There's a rumour of a tag team inter-brand battle royal at WrestleMania (probably on the pre-show, but who knows). Rules out any of the tag guys winning this thing.

All the jobbers are out now.

....Khali

lol @ Edge still faking the injury. wait, he isnt allowed to wrestle right? he has a broken jaw... ah ha.

Not the first time Edge has faked an injury to win this type of match.

Dammit Shelton!

You gotta be kidding me.....

What's the supposed to mean? What Royal did Khali win?

Ha ha. Flair hopped the rope before the clothesline.

Get in there Edge!
HAHAHAHA, They botched it

YES EDGE!

On Flair's last match ever they should make pyros go off every time he does the knife-edge chops.

EDGE WINS
EDGE WINS

SHOCKER

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

lol @ botching throwing flair over the top rope

Suprise! Without his mamma Shelton is doomed to Tag Team-ness by WWE's shittiness.

Wow.

So that whole Royal was useless. Love it. I know they're trying to make matches. . .but if we keep getting matches that mean nothing it's just gay.

I'm kind of tired of Edge pulling a Razor Ramon.

Back from the break and we've said 'adios' to Val Venis and Charlie Haas. Edge is still outside with his injury. Nice to earn your pay there, Adam. Kenny and Carlito struggle on the turnbuckle but Kenny gets tossed off. Benjamin leaps up to confront Carlito but Flair pushes Benjamin off. Down to four. Kenny gets eliminated after Flair crotches him on the ropes. Nitro says bye-bye. Flair and Carlito now. Oh, wait, I guess you can't count out Edge. Flair hangs on and gets Carlito in the eye. Carlito tries to headscissor Flair out to no avail. Carlito slides back in but gets backdropped out. The bell rings and they try to announce Flair the winner but SHOCK OF SHOCKS Edge comes back and tosses Flair. That cad. That cheat. That....was so obvious. Match rating: NO STARS BIYATCH! WTF was the point of that?

<font color=goldenrod>Ughhhhh such a fucking predictable show tonight

Was really hoping they'd give Carlito or Dykstra the nod. Then Edge can win another match to keep his streak alive and Kennedy can win MITB</font>

I can not get the image of Little Austin and milk whenever I see Stone Cold. Damnit.

No it's not, it was building the tension between Orton/Edge.

Edge got Orton into a match against Lashley, then Orton returned the favor by making Edge get his MITB spot back.

The Condemned. Starring Stone Cold Steve Austin as that guy from Rockstar Games' Manhunt.

I dunno why but it was everyone vs Cena then khali came out eliminated everyone (including cena).

EUGENE IS GETTING HIS HAIRCUT

Whatever happened to Jim Dotson?

Reckon Eugene's getting a hair cut tonight?

LOL they are going to shave eugene

I bet they shave Eugene tonight, and then he gets released right after WrestleMania.

Oh yeah. . .I forgot that they hadn't built that up enough. My mistake. Doensn't make me not dissappointed though. :)

<font color=goldenrod>Shaved Eugene = Nick Dinsmore?

Nah, I've given up on hopes of that ever happening</font> :(

Never know. Maybe he will break kayfabe in a story sense. Dunno.

Baa baa baa.

LOL he still has the same stained jacket.

Brutus The Barber Beefcake should make a cameo.

RUNNING ASS SLAM UUMMAGAGAAA

Bye bye Eugene's hair.

haha they are gonna do it. looooooooooool

Back from the crack....er, break. It's time for more TOTAL NON-STOP ACTION as we get....

...Umaga vs. Eugene: OK, I take it back. Go back to the vignettes. What the hell is so humiliating about having no hair? Coach does it all the time and Hogan helped take the WWE to new levels just fine no hair. Even I have had my head shaved....although not one of my better decisions. Umaga takes the advantage by shoving Eugene off the apron. The steps meet Eugene and we go back to the ring. My friend: "How many times is he going to get his ass kicked by Umaga?" I'm not sure how to answer that. I bet I can call this match without even looking. Slug, slug, slug, squash, butt slam. The usual. The Samoan Spike finishes. My friend: "Who would've thought he'd have amounted to something?" Match Rating: NO STARS BIYATCH

Has Estrada had even a second of interview time in the build up to WrestleMania?