QUESTION: If you were blown up in a horrific limo explosion, would you like it to be replayed on TV fourteen million times?

legend, you are on thin ice, brother.

My answer is 'yes', by the way.

Yes, in fact I'd want a TV channel devoted to it. It'll show the explosion in 82 unique camera views.

If it looked cool I would.

Honestly, this is one of the worst ways to take the angle

PARENTAL GUIDENCE.

Kids, get the fuck out.

They need to stop wasting their precious hour with this McMahon footage when there's still Extreme Expose to look forward to.

Only way I'd like this angle was if Daniel Beck gets fired and Inspector Clouseau comes in

Featuring Big Vis.

God bless Kelly-Kelly and her terrible dancing.

What about Matthew Broderick as Inspector Gadget? Or perhaps Inspectah Deck from the Wu Tang Clan?

Johnny "What happened to my push?" Nitro

Yeah, Nitro baby

Welcome back to TV

Poor Little Nunzio Guido

I thought Nunzio changed his name back to Little Guido?

same goes for Lil Guido

Nitro will be main eventing ECW soon

Nitro almost slipped.

I love that fucking kick.

Do you guys think that the success of Johnny Nitro makes Tough Enough look like a legitimate competition?

Kelly "I'm always 5 moves behind" Kelly

That and Maven, he was on the Surreal Life

Kelly Kelly is def the worst dancer of all time. Luckily, I have Brooke's delicious ass shaking to pay attention to whenever she's around.

No, becasue still like every other one failed.

I wish Nitro would bust out that standing shooting star press every once and again...but I suppose they banned the SSP...does that include the SSSP?

Alienoid might be right about Cor Von costing Burke the match after that little promo.

I love Nitro, he's a living fighting game character. The old ECW ballroom would've loved him.

Tough Enough was okay, I rather that than the Diva Contest.

Stan Lee's superhero 'reality' show's back. Nice. The last one had some nice moments. Did Feedback ever get a movie?

ABT, do you want to be a superhero?

Because if you do Sci-fi has some sort of reality show where they make people into superheros.

You should try out for the show

Huh?

Wouldn't it be the other way around?

Burke costs Monty the match, starts hanging out with Nitro

Of course it would.

Friggin' sue me, KoOS.

Ugh Miz.

THE MIZ IS SO FUCKING AWESOME

I will. :rant:

Wow, Kelly is worse an actor than she is a dancer

TENSION WITHIN EXTREME EXPOSE?!?!?!

Uh oh, Extreme Cat Fight.

Hahahahahahahaha, The Miz is gonna fuck all three of Extreme Expose. Awesome.

:rofl:

And hey, isn't Sandman a 4 time ECW Champion? He should be eligible for that match

Mark my words, The Miz will soon be the most entertaining thing in ECW, and that's not even a rip on ECW.

Did anybody else turn their volume up for Cor Von's theme?

THIS IS SOOOO SERIOUS RIGHT NOW. :foc:

Yeah it's pretty fuckin great.

super duper serial

lol

Psh ECW doesn't count.

I hope Baroni kills Shamrock

You laugh now, but just wait. The Miz will shine in Tha Dub.

counts for Lashley

KingofOldSchool, didn't I see you with The Miz last week?

Lashley is SERIOUS

Hey! It was strictly a platonic thing.

lot of 1 counts recently

CHIMURA, TAP SUCKA

Paul London used to bust it out on Velocity a few times after the ban. Plus he and Brian Kendrick used to bust out an assisted standing shooting star press as a tag team. I think Nitro even used the move once on an edition of SmackDown!. So yeah, I think it may be allowed, but you never know, they might have outlawed it recently.

Also, props on the fathering skills. :y: I mean, kids having sex at 11 these days. :nono:

I'd love for these guys to get 10-15 minutes

Are they really not telling the refs the results beforehand now? If so, that's probably why.

at least on the house shows

By the way, I'm still hoping The Sandman does get inserted into the WWE Championship match at Vengeance. Make him a surprise entrant, or something.

Uh oh, it's past 11. I bet that one Painkiller Jane fan is a little pissed off right now.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ouch

Actually I'm not.

Ouch right on Punks head.

GO TO SLEEEEP

Punk/Beniot.

:eek:

PUNK vs. BENOIT

THANK YOU BABY JESUS

:y: Cor Von is going to get way better. He used to get heat in TNA for not trying to improve, but with the WWE's schedule, he's going to have no choice but get better, he will instictively learn. I think he could easily work a ten minute match, and will one day be one of the better bigger men on the roster.

cool

*marks out*

So just straight up clean over Cor Von? Fuck that shit.

Either way, I enjoyed tonight's show.

STAREDOWWWWN

Oh well, Benoit's still winning Sunday.

ECW is my favorite brand right now. NEEDS TO BE LONGER.

Chris Benoit vs. CM Punk was the only way to go. Hopefully they have a twenty minute match at Vengeance, with some serious awesomeness involved.

I agree. With Chris Benoit, CM Punk and Elijah Burke bringing the goods; Marcus Cor Von, Johnny Nitro and The Miz on the way to bringing the goods; Matt Striker, Kevin Thorn, Little Guido, Stevie Richards and Tommy Dreamer able to bring the goods; ECW would be a pretty sexy two-hour show from top to bottom.

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Let us not forget Sean Alexander. :shifty:

Or the Extreme expose dance team

Who wins in a street fight between Extreme Expose and any three Nitro Girls?

Lot of people are gonna say Nitro girls, but I'm gonna say Extreme expose.


Last year Kelly Kelly took a cane shot from The Sandman right in the head. That is pretty tough, and I don't think Nitro girls could handle her.

ECW has been my favorite brand for a few months. I just like watching the new guys. :y: Simple as that.