Burns' lawyer: So Mrs Simpson, what do you think about doctor Nick Riviera?
Marge: Well, my mother always said if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.
Homer to Lionel Hutz: Will that hold up in court?
Hutz: No, I've tried it before.

Lionel Hutz: I rest my case
Judge Schnieder: You rest your case!?
Lionel Hutz: Oh im sorry i thought that was just a figure of speech..........case closed :cool:

Death: Well, I'll be seeing you folks... real soon.
*Awkward silence*
Death: Hahahaha, is he kidding? Ahahahaha, ahhhh. I'll see you later.

:love:

Homer- Thanks Jesus..
(up in heaven)
Jesus- Actually it wasn't me. It-
Ganesha-:( It's ok. I am used to it.