When did the Douche Brothers stop wearing Edge's tights?

Edge freaking rules.

Orton will most likely retain. Although I wouldn't really be shocked if Cena wins. I just don't think Cena will hold the title too long this time, with HHH waiting in the wings. HHH will challenge and win the title at Summerslam: if Cena is champ, HHH is heel. If Orton is, HHH is still face.

I like how he rhymed "edge" with "edge."

Adamle calls it "The Sharp Corner"

Remember when Kane walked to the ring in shackles? That was pretty badass.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Now that blubber bag is on ECW feuding with Chavo...

Oh my firehell and stonebrim!

Paul Bearer is proud of his son Kane.

LOL, parents must be so proud.

At least they acknowledge that Paul Bearer is dead.

Paul Bearer isn't de....*remembers that cement tomb thingy*...he's right they are dead.

Is that the story now?

Hahaha Edge is attempting to piece together the train wreck that is Kane's gimmick.

Wow, so many past storylines in one segment.

So that's Kane's backstory?

STORYLINE CONTINUITY!

Edge still remembers.

Edge must have had to rehearse that for days.

Vickie Guerrero who is the widow of Eddie Guerrero who probably had a Paul Bearer at his funeral who is Kane's dad who is supposedly dead!

CRAZY!

Is he turning into Edgie Guerrero?

Is Kane trying to take sound bytes for next year's Backlash promo?

OH NO KANE IS GONNA KATIE VICK HER

Kane and Taker are going to double team Vickie.

This is padding.

Stalling FTW

Undertaker is a pretty shitty brother

BAM! Neely.

Well he is just a half-brother.

Ok, here's a question... if Kane "takes care" of Vickie... will he have to return to wearing his face mask after suffering from hideous carpet burns?

I love how detached Adamle is from the moment:

Tazz: "Oh my god, Kane's leg is destroyed!"
Adamle: "Will Kane's leg recover? We'll find out Sunday!"

Yeah, and a little earlier when Kane first gets beaten down on by 5 or 6 or whatever it was.

Tazz: "Kane now... Kane now getting teamed up now, Mike!" (or something like that, was hard to understand because he was talking in a panicky way as if he cared about it)
Mike, using the Adamle tone: "I didn't expect this to happen at all."