Kano you did not get a blowjob from Michelle Rodriguez.

Vin Diesel to Colin Farrell to Jon Kano. Every womans dream.

Well that's a bonus because it's either Colin Farrell or Edward Norton people say I look like.

Like I said, the story is beyond unbeliveable and no one will ever believe me. But I have that actual experience she sure can suck a dick, just know it.

Might as well add your blow job story to Michelle Rodriguez's wikipedia page.

She will not appreciate it.

Do you think she wants BloodRayne on there? Certain things aren't up to her.

She was in Bloodrayne? I thought that was the TX, who interestingly enough I heard had a lesbian relationship with Michelle Rodriguez

Both were in BloodRayne. The lesbian relationship is addressed and cited on both Michelle and the TX's pages.

Those two being together just seems right. I think they should make a sextape and have James Cameron produce.

The Squirt Locker directed by Kathryn Biggahoe.

If the bitch from Girlfight blew you, good show.

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/im...1268692716.jpg

Im not going to say i dont believe you... but I am going to say you have to explain how this situation came about

Ahh. I love that the 80's are back. A Nightmare on Elm Street, The Karate Kid, and Predators. I look forward to seeing them all.

Well I came here for the Predators but I stayed for the Jon Kano blowjob.

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Pissed they took the video down

Full Look At "Mr. Black":

http://cache-02.gawkerassets.com/ass...redators20.jpg

He's the 'final boss' of the film, tougher than all past Preds, and doesn't take shit from his own kind.

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...redators22.jpg

His eyes are nightmares.

Also, production pics:

http://cache-01.gawkerassets.com/ass...6561057_01.jpg

http://cache-02.gawkerassets.com/ass...6561040_01.jpg

http://cache-04.gawkerassets.com/ass...6562078_01.jpg

That's not even controversial anymore.

Loving the new designs for the Predators.

Meh, I was hoping this would be a full-length movie with Chris Hansen.

There's still hope.

Someone needs to photoshop Chris Hansen into this pics.

http://cache-04.gawkerassets.com/ass...010/06/p-8.jpg

This looks like a scene that will show why the dude from That 70's Show was handpicked by alien hunters to join other obvious looking badasses.

I know why he's there. They said so before they even started filming

Who is directing this? (lazy)

Some dude named Nimrod. Not kidding either. Nimrod Antal or something like that.

It's produced by Robert Rodriguez and based on a story he pitched to Fox years and years ago, though. So that's a potential plus.
I think his original script was supposed to be to Predator as Aliens was to Alien. It was supposedly very good, but Fox passed because the franchise was dead in the 90s.
I read the opening scene once.
I'm sure it's been changed around a ton, but hopefully it retains some of it's original quality.

Fox is awful, for the record. They make the worst decisions of any major studio, very consistently and for a long time now.

Dunno, trailer looks far farrrrrrr better than anything that fox has pumped out for this franchise in years. Almost looks on par with the original.

Oh I'm not saying that this doesn't look good. It seems to be on the right track. Robert Rodriguez overseeing it is great.
I'm just saying Fox is horrible and has made mistakes for a long time. Making the Aliens vs Predator movies in all their awfulness instead of this movie is one of those mistakes.
Pretty sure Rodriguez pitched this in the 90s

Making Alien vs Predator wasn't the mistake. It was the execution. AvP was pretty bankable franchise for over a decade before the film. They should have had more respect for that, when putting it together, instead of just shitting out a crappy popcorn flick.

Regardless, the scene where the Alien meets the Predator for the first time still gives me chills, and is an incredibly badass scene, despite how much the rest of the movie sucks.

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Waited ten years for that, and it was worth not only the wait, but also sitting through the rest of that movie. Say what you will about AvP as a whole, but that scene could not have been executed any better. So awesome.

FOx is the reason it was executed poorly. The studios get what they want

Walton Goggins

i'm there


btw, the trailer i just watched shows like 5 deaths. Seriously why the fuck would they do that.

No Predators Thread?
 

I alluded to it in my Addams Family thread, and I just saw the trailer again. Doesn't give much info, but it looks...Well, it looks like it shows almost nothing, but anyway:

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I suppose it hits the points to catch interest, and it caught mine.

Yeah there's one on the second page

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=100564

FUCK YOU CLOCKSHOT! Ruining my attempt at being useful.

Get on the ball faster, dude.

I'll get on your ball faster if you're not careful :mad:

wait...

I hear there's a thread on the second pa....Wait.

It's a Predators/Jon Kano dick suck thread.

The thing that sucks it that Robert Rodriguez wrote this in the early 90s, and had every intention of having Arnold reprise his role as Dutch.
They eventually scaled it back further and further until they faced facts that they just had to cut it.
He was talking about this an interview I read the other day.