If Santino ever turns heel, his celebratory air trombone should be replaced with one of those things.

Nah, but to a lot of indy fans, XXXTREM ACTION is still the only real wrestling.

A lot of WWE crowds, they don't know what a real wrestling match is.

Yes they do. But I guess if it isn't kicking out of each others finisher 15 times and no selling everything it isn't wrestling. Wait. THIS IS WRESTLING!!!!

You're gay

If by gay you mean happy, then yes, I'm gay.

Counterpoint: you're mexican.

Game, set, match.

Shining a Laser light on a wrestler pretty much means you are asking to get thrown out. Pretty annoying also.

I've learned that heels don't actually like to be cheered, even if you do like them. The best way to show a wrestler playing heel respect is to boo the shit out of him, to be honest.

That being said, cheering heels is "annoying" to the heels

For example when Vince McMahon made Marty Jennetty kiss his ass, and the whole crowd was booing him...that one guy going "YEAH!!! WOO! ALRIGHT!!!" Vince is like :wtf:

Tell that to everyone at TPWW

Yeah, not a particularly convincing argument.

"Fire Russo" chants are the one redeeming quality of TNA fans.

Here, I'll describe to you every ROH angle. I'll use Davey Richards vs Rodrick Strong.

Rodrick Strong is in the ring and calls out Richards. Richards enters the ring with a mic. Strong states "grrrrr I'm intense and want respect". Richards replies "well I'm intense and want respect". Strong states that "I'm intense and I respect you, but only if you respect me". Richards replies "Well I respect you, but only if you respect me.........with honor". The crowd is in a frenzy as this is the most personality they've seen since Steve Blackman circa 1999. Strong replies "respect". Richards replies "honor".

Flash forward to the ROH ppv entitled "Overly serious douchey ppv title" The crowd is filled with Jonah Hill lookalikes. The match starts. The two hit armdrags for 15 minutes straight. At the 20 minute mark one of the Jonah Hill look a likes stands up wearing a Misawa t-shirt and Hayabusa mask. This is his moment. He has been scouring the internet for 3 weeks trying to find the most obscure reference he can find. He yells "foreeeeeee", alluding to Rodrick Strong's miserbale 35th place finish at the grade 9 golf tournament. His buddies decked out in El Santo masks and Tokyo Magnum t-shirts high five him. At the 30 minute mark the match stops. The two grabs mic's and turn to the crowd and yell "THIS IS WRESTLING". The match continues. The only thing selling less than these wrestlers are the condoms being sold at the door after the show. Rodrick hits 3 straight Canadian Destroyers on a steel chair, Richards kicks out at 1. Richards slashes Strong's neck with a knife, kick out at 1 and a half. Finally at the 80 minute mark, Richards wins by shooting a cannonball through Strong's stomach, but uses the ropes for leverage for the three count. The two stand up and shakes hands. The crowd exclaims that this is the MOTY, which was previously the match before this, and previously the match before that. The two head to the back and receive their paychecks: $5 and a half off a 6 inch sub coupon for Subway. THIS IS WRESTLING!!!

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn this pisses me off every year. So glad to FINALLY get that off my chest!

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