I suppose there's still a chance that Randy Orton gets a severe case of diarrhea.

...that's not to be confused with him filling a (suit)case with diarrhea.

Of course you can. Cause you have an extremely large penis. Just click the "edit" button. Jeez, surely a mod should know that :shifty:.

I hope not. I can honestly say Morrison is one of my favorite current wrestlers to watch perform in the ring. And I'm not saying that he is unbearable on the mic, but his gimmick just bores me to death.

I honestly think that all John Morrison needs is a fresh, original gimmick, and he could be a legit WWE Champion for a very long time. He's amazing in the ring, and he honestly is pretty good on the mic, it's just that he really doesn't have anything to talk about.

I would love to see a Morrison heel turn. Maybe have him injured and off of the air for a month or two, and then have him come back completely different, maybe even with short hair. I can't help but think that with the right push, Morrison can be just as over and as much of a legit contender as any other Superstar. His match with Miz Monday on Raw was one of the best performances I've seen on Raw in a while.

In conclusion, completely revamp his character, let him develop into the new character, and then I am 100% on board for a John Morrison WWE Championship run.

So, Amsel, you think Morrison has no shot at winning the Rumble, eh? I'm inclined to agree for some very obvious reasons.

It is a possibility that he could win it at the Rumble, lets face it, anything is possible. But I highly doubt it. Even if he did, it wouldn't be a prestigious title run, maybe only until the next PPV event. But like I said, somewhere down the line, with a revamped gimmick, I do see Morrison being a great candidate for champion.

Lemme ask, why do you think it'd be possible for him to win at the Rumble?

Because there are only about 8 superstars at the most who have any believable chance of winning, and to me, he is one of them.

Does the Rumble winner get the WWE title this year?

This. Morrison had his title match already.

I'd like to see Morrison vs Miz vs Orton.

It's like a Babyface vs Heel vs a Viper


It's perfect.. In a political race, it'd be like a Democrat vs a Republican vs a Independent.

Yes, but with the Rumble still 3 weeks away, it's entirely possible that the rumors of a fatal fourway featuring Miz, Orton, Morrison and King could still come to fruition.

I got your fruition right heaaaaa *grabs crotch*

With the way they're doing Morrison's push, I'd bet he'll enter the Rumble at #10 or so and stick around until the final four, with the announcers playing up his resiliency, determination, etc without having to give him a gigantic victory (which he's probably not ready for).

He's gotta be the odds on favorite to win MITB though, and I see him winning his first title that way. They'll either keep him a face and book him surprisingly strong, or go full on asshole Hollywood heel.

I am with supreme, but that said, the match with the Miz on Raw was badass... Just save it for the future and let the Miz keep the belt a few more months... His heat is AWESOME.....