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Corporate CockSnogger 01-06-2011 02:33 PM
Royal Ramble

Sixx 01-06-2011 02:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chavo Classic (Post 3382633)
King of the King of the Ring

Like a normal knock-out King of the Ring tournament starting with 8 quarter-finalists, however... all the matches take place in the ring at the same time. Kinda like a double jeopardy match, but as soon as your tie is over, you have to wait until your opponent in the next round is done with their match (or alternatively, choose to intervene). When a wrestler is eliminated they have to leave, until we are left with just two guys and a normal match for the final.
King of Kings of the Ring.

Normal King of the Ring tournament but Triple H randomly beats the shit out of everybody.

dhellova guy 01-06-2011 02:53 PM
Two wrestlers. Handcuff a loved one of each (wife, kid, mom) to a ring post. First person to incapacitate the others family member wins.

tjmidnight420 01-06-2011 03:09 PM
Alright just for the fuck of it: Take the 6 sided ring. Six sides of steel or whatever the fuck they called their cage back then. Set it in the middle of a normal ring with a normal cage around that. Then put all that in the 3 tiered WCW cell. I don't know why just for the fuck of it. Then you have a normal match with normal rules inside the 6 sided ring with absolutely no interaction with the cages at all.

loopydate 01-06-2011 03:20 PM
Polecat on a polar Polish pole match.

Start with a pole that was made in Poland. Then, freeze the pole to -15F. Finally, hang an angry polecat from the pole and have two wrestlers fight to see who can unleash the horrible death cat upon their opponent first.

loopydate 01-06-2011 03:21 PM
Also, the wrestlers have to be polite.

RiX1024 01-06-2011 03:43 PM
Wheelie-bin match...just like a Dumpster match but in a tiny wheelie-bin. Who could fit in that I ask?

Razzamajazz 01-06-2011 05:08 PM
an old sparky match, where the winner straps the other guy into an electric chair and fries him

Paul Heyman 01-06-2011 05:36 PM
Reverse Ladder match.

The wrestlers must fight to get the MITB or the title, and carry it up a ladder and put it on the hangy downy thing.

Snakes and Ladders.

Like a ladder match, but they must slide down a snake to get down with the belt or the MITB, not just drop off the ladder.

dhellova guy 01-06-2011 05:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Razzamajazz (Post 3382886)
an old sparky match, where the winner straps the other guy into an electric chair and fries him
Like WCW house of horrors match, only real?

XL 01-06-2011 08:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Heyman (Post 3382920)
Reverse Ladder match.

The wrestlers must fight to get the MITB or the title, and carry it up a ladder and put it on the hangy downy thing.
*DING* The question is "What are the rules to TNA's King of the Mountain Match?".

Droford 01-06-2011 08:08 PM
Falls count somewhere in the arena but the two wrestlers dont know where and they have to fight it out all over the arena to find out where. they are allowed to ask the ref if they are hot or cold.

CSL 01-06-2011 08:09 PM
lol Falls Count Somewhere

Droford 01-06-2011 08:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Razzamajazz (Post 3382886)
an old sparky match, where the winner straps the other guy into an electric chair and fries him
also known as the Chamber of Horrors match

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loopydate 01-06-2011 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Droford (Post 3383060)
Falls count somewhere in the arena but the two wrestlers dont know where and they have to fight it out all over the arena to find out where. they are allowed to ask the ref if they are hot or cold.
I think Droford wins.

BizarroKing 01-06-2011 09:10 PM
Catch as Catch Can Match-If you go outside the ring you are DQed.

VSG 01-06-2011 10:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Droford (Post 3383060)
Falls count somewhere in the arena but the two wrestlers dont know where and they have to fight it out all over the arena to find out where. they are allowed to ask the ref if they are hot or cold.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

DLVH84 01-06-2011 11:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BizarroKing (Post 3383112)
Catch as Catch Can Match-If you go outside the ring you are DQed.
If booked correctly, this would be great.

I would say a Steel Cage Ladder Match.

BigDaddyCool 01-06-2011 11:12 PM
Polack on a pole match. You win the match by getting Sixx to sit on the pole for 30 seconds, which is hard because he is a dumb polack and won't get it.

VSG 01-06-2011 11:27 PM
Give him a cigar and he will stay there.

Sixx 01-07-2011 04:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 3383219)
Polack on a pole match. You win the match by getting Sixx to sit on the pole for 30 seconds, which is hard because he is a dumb polack and won't get it.
I hope this post was supposed to be retarded, cause it is so bad it sent shivers down my spine.

#BROKEN Hasney 01-07-2011 07:18 AM
Facial Match

The first man to ejaculate on the other mans face wins.

Strategy is abound here as you have to incapacitate the other man until you're sure you can hit the money shot, because if they move, you'll have to get it up again. BOOM.

ooTin 01-07-2011 08:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Droford (Post 3383060)
Falls count somewhere in the arena but the two wrestlers dont know where and they have to fight it out all over the arena to find out where. they are allowed to ask the ref if they are hot or cold.
AHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I could just see that WM XXVII match between Raven, Kane, and Big Show as a falls count somewhere match... that would be funny as hell.

Kane: Count the pin ref
Reff: This is not the right spot Kane, try somewhere else
Kane: *Choke slams the ref*

that match would go through about 9 refs

Raven: Count the fucking pin you piece of shit!!
Ref: You cant pin him here you have to pin him against the wall.
Big Show: Like this?
lolz

ooTin 01-07-2011 08:43 AM
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whiteyford 01-07-2011 09:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ooTin (Post 3383505)
I could just see that WM XXVI match between Raven, Kane, and Big Show as a falls count somewhere match... that would be funny as hell.
:wtf:

Paul Heyman 01-07-2011 09:06 AM
Referee on a pole match

The wrestler's must retrieve the ref first, in order to get him to count the pinfall/submission. The ref remains on a pole until someone free's him.

ooTin 01-07-2011 09:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by whiteyford (Post 3383513)
:wtf:
what?

Sixx 01-07-2011 10:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ooTin (Post 3383506)
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Pinfull.

ooTin 01-07-2011 10:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sixx (Post 3383595)
Pinfull.
Its when you eat so much you fall over on your opponent from exhaustion and the ref counts the 1-2-3

Droford 01-07-2011 12:02 PM
Some holds barred match - At ringside there is a huge drum like they used to do to pick the rumble order and instead its filled with the names of moves/holds, including some that are wrestler specific such as their finishing manuevers. Every 45 seconds a move is selected and the ring announcer announces it to the wrestlers and crowd. DQ for using a barred manuever unless its locked in at the time of the announcement.

loopydate 01-07-2011 12:45 PM
Dro, you need to book a comedy promotion. The sooner the better. Falls count somewhere and some holds barred are both brilliant ideas that someone like CHIKARA could probably kill with.

BigDaddyCool 01-07-2011 01:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sixx (Post 3383439)
I hope this post was supposed to be retarded, cause it is so bad it sent shivers down my spine.
yes

Paul Heyman 01-07-2011 04:32 PM
Handicapped Match

All participants are in a wheelchair.

Tables match

All participants are tables.

Battle (Chicken) Royale

Fight over a chicken burger.

Anybody Thrilla 01-07-2011 10:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Droford (Post 3383060)
Falls count somewhere in the arena but the two wrestlers dont know where and they have to fight it out all over the arena to find out where. they are allowed to ask the ref if they are hot or cold.
I actually love this idea.

Anybody Thrilla 01-07-2011 11:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Droford (Post 3383712)
Some holds barred match - At ringside there is a huge drum like they used to do to pick the rumble order and instead its filled with the names of moves/holds, including some that are wrestler specific such as their finishing manuevers. Every 45 seconds a move is selected and the ring announcer announces it to the wrestlers and crowd. DQ for using a barred manuever unless its locked in at the time of the announcement.
This would have been awesome for Chris Jericho vs. Dean Malenko in WCW.

Anybody Thrilla 01-07-2011 11:01 PM
The first draw is "armbar" and Jericho goes ballistic.

bigslimjj 01-08-2011 02:44 AM
A 1 hour Ironman Irish death match-Everytime a decision is made,the loser takes shots of whiskey. A DQ or Count out=1 shot,A pin or knockout(Sleeper,choke etc.)2 shots,Submission 3 shots. Who ever has the most falls wins. If you pass out you lose automatically.You could call it Wrestlings version of beer pong.

Take it to the streets match-2 Wrestlers start in the ring and must drag thier opponent out of the building and bust them open to win.it must be off of arena property

Gimme that booty match- 2 wrestlers fight over a woman who is placed inside a covered built room in the arena.The winner is the first guy to knock the other opponent down long enough to enter said room,lock the door,and turn on the red light inside.And while the loser is trapped outside,the winner gets da booty.You could even have him come out of the box later in the show looking all worn out from the booty gettin.

Anybody Thrilla 01-08-2011 02:57 AM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Grablot 01-08-2011 03:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigslimjj (Post 3384761)
A 1 hour Ironman Irish death match-Everytime a decision is made,the loser takes shots of whiskey. A DQ or Count out=1 shot,A pin or knockout(Sleeper,choke etc.)2 shots,Submission 3 shots. Who ever has the most falls wins. If you pass out you lose automatically.You could call it Wrestlings version of beer pong.

Take it to the streets match-2 Wrestlers start in the ring and must drag thier opponent out of the building and bust them open to win.it must be off of arena property

Gimme that booty match- 2 wrestlers fight over a woman who is placed inside a covered built room in the arena.The winner is the first guy to knock the other opponent down long enough to enter said room,lock the door,and turn on the red light inside.And while the loser is trapped outside,the winner gets da booty.You could even have him come out of the box later in the show looking all worn out from the booty gettin.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That booty match is the greatest idea ever.

James Steele 01-08-2011 04:06 PM
Killing retarded new posters is the greatest idea ever.


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