Hornswoggle has a go cart track underneath there

Who really is the best jello wrestler

Bill Cosby.

Who caused Magnum TAs car crash?

Bill Cosby :shifty:

Whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

Channel the spirit of Hiro Matsuda and break his leg, brother.

What could you have really learned at Warrior University?

The studies of Destrucity of course.

Who is the greatest intercontinental champion of all time?

Roddy Piper, because he didn't even need a stinkin' belt to get over!

Why did Chris Jericho smash Chyna's thumb with a toolbox during their feud, when he could have targeted ANY body part?

To avoid a thumb wrestling match.
Why do they put random wrestlers together when they already have actual tag teams?

Because the (R)ussos can't get over.

Who is the legal man?

David Otunga.

Why is attempted vehicular homicide never prosecuted in wrestling?

Ventura always said close only counts in horseshoes and hand-grenades. He didn't make that up, it is embedded into every professional wrestler's contract. All of the attempted murderers get gold stars, participation trophies, and A's for effort.

How many times off camera have Shane and Vince turned on each other?

They turned on each other 7 times.....in the shower.

Will someone ever call Brodus's momma?

They have. She has Caller ID.

How many limes is TOO MANY LIMES?

Depends on how much tequilla you have.

Which of Foley's personas was the toughest?

Cactus Jack.

Did we ever get ready to suck it?

You certainly did.

What would have happened if The Undertaker had kept Brother Love throughout his career and never gotten Paul Bearer as a manager?

Paul Bearer would have went on to become 3 time WWE Champion as Percy Pringle III.

What would have happened if Booker T vs Buff Bagwell was the highest rated segment ever in professional wrestling?

The real answer to this is: Alzheimer's

Cross body on Michaels at Mania?

Anyway,
End Of An Era: Hell In A Cell: David Arquette vs Dennis Rodman at Starrcade 2012.

Why do referees hear with their eyes?

Because secretly all WWE refs are deaf.

What if Hulk Hogan never won the WWF title?

Mr. Nanny would have starred Hacksaw Jim Duggan

Who's first?

Jim Neidhart.

Where did Chris Vaughn go to after he left TNA in 2004?

Nowhere. Vaughn's gone.

What would have happened if James Roday and Dule Hill guest hosted Raw together as scheduled?

Bob Barker would have them 'taken out'.

Did Sting even like The Crow movie?

What is Kane's favorite breakfast cereal?

Cheerios. The Big Red Machine loves his nuts and honey.

What if the Montreal Screwjob never happened?

Then Sunny would have been the last thing to screw Bret.


Who's better than Kanyon?

Glacier

What would have happend if Bret Hart had taken the time off after Starrcade 99 and came back at full health at Sould Out 2000?

He would have jobbed to Sid.

Why did WCW want Emory Hale to wrestle as the masked persona "The Machine" (and humping the ring ropes for a few shakes after DDP stopped shaking the ropes) before letting him wrestle under his real name?

because it was a right of passage in WCW (everybody had to wear a leather mask and hump the ring ropes while DDP shook them before being able to wrestle under their real name)


What would have happend if Russo and Ferrara got their own reality show on TNT after leaving the WWE instead of being apart of WCW?

It wouldve been a sucesfull hit and theyd both be rolling in money right now.
What if The Rock's wrestling name was "Bill Dicks" ?

Then we would all have said " Do you see what the Dick is stirring?"
What if Cena didn't suck?

Then half of his heat would disappear.

What other wrestler's wives has DDP stalked?

Sarah Callaway, Beth Fleihr, Linda Hogan, Elizabeth Huett, and Stephanie McMahon

Why did WCW change its "World War 3" PPV to "Mayhem" in 1999, rather than license a "World War 3" video game?

The 3rd ring was repossessed.

What if Cranky Vince on Twitter really is Vince McMahon?

It's not, because it's secretly Eric Bischoff trolling everyone.

Why won't WWE bring back their ice cream bars?

Good Humor wants too much money to make new dye stamps for printing the new character designs.

Why does WWE refuse to pay for the rehabilitation of Marty Janetty's ankle?

WWE already wasted enough money on Janetty during his 12 runs with the company.

What did Tensai do to lose his Lordship?

Became Ace's bitch-in-the-hole!

Why did Jeff Jarrett lose his hair?