Yeah, that was real as fuck

An amazing first post, might have set the bar too high for the future though.

I feel very PG compared to that post. That is a good thing, a compliment if you willlllll

i'd want to keep that colon right side in, for future use. but that's why i'm hot & soft.

hotsoftlie

Nah, I'd want her to remember me.

I think he was speaking from a "if I had one shot to get her cookies" type perspective

"ahhhh yes i have such fond memories of the man that removed my colon from the inside of my body :love:"

although you didn't specify fond memories

COLD & HARD

Remember seeing this at the bookstore and fake-gasming at it, starting a chain of fake-gasms by the magazine section. Waldenbooks

Come on... you've never pounded a hot girl in the ass so hard your nuts are sore from banging against her vag and you've pushed her shit right back into her stomach?

No, but I'm starting to think I've been doing it wrong.

Don't sweat it dude. You're probably conditioned like most dudes are. Too timid in bed to drop the hammer and give her what she really needs.

i just stuff my nuts in her butt

ICE COLD & ROCK HARD

Has to be Heisenberg's evil twin.

Yeah probably. I'm a freak in the street and a lady in the bed. Nobody wants that. :'(

Thanks for the rep Heisenberg. I like Breaking Bad too.

You're welcome man, and don't be a stranger round these parts.

Thank you for the rep too Dave Brawl.

I aim to please...just not in the bedroom.

Why did he get banned!!!!

The word was said. Synonyms were used that basically amounted to "too much meat on her bones."

Trish

This really could have gone either way but I decided to go with Trish since she wasn't a druggie and looks better even past her prime.

I voted Stratus for her muscles. Maybe we'll see her versus Kaitlyn! :)