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Lawyer Match: Both wrestlers have to have their lawyers chained to them during the match.
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The REVERSE match.
Both competitors start the match with one competitor pinning or submitting the other. They then have to wrestle backwards, gradually getting less and less tired, until they get back to normal. First one to walk backwards up the ramp while his music plays wins. |
The Swerve Match :
Two wrestlers start to a wrestle a match when suddenly they pull out a table and decide to drink some tea and talk about the different tastes they have in apricots. Swerve! |
Pole on a pole match.
Match starts with Sixx tied on top of a pole that's in the center of the ring. First wrestler to climb up the pole and slap Sixx on the face wins the match. |
Gobbledy Gooker Thanksgiving Invitational:
King of the Ring style tournament where the winner gets a golden mini-Gooker statue and a free Thanksgiving meal. |
Wild Card Match
3v3 Tag where one member of each team isn't bound by any rules. |
Chamber of Whores:
2 Teams of 4 men enter the ring. After a certain time, a smaller cage will lower, releasing 2 whores. The Winning Team has to Eiffel Tower both whores at the same time. |
ERAG matches have never taken place in WWE. It's a no brainer.
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Coke Vs. Pepsi Match
If win the Pepsi Challenge you win the match. If you don't you lose. |
While thinking about the Fandango/Summer Rae vs. Tyson Kidd/Natalya feud, I had the idea for a Three Stages of Hell-esque match. The women wrestle a match, then the men wrestle a match, then they have a tiebreaker mixed tag match (because you know the 3rd fall is always necessary).
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Bart Gunn match- Four men enter the ring. Whoever gets the pin, gets to spend a evening doing narcotics with Bart Gunn and various 40 year old strippers. But Bart won't be picking up the tab.
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Random gimmick match : both competitors will be given a randomized gimmick from the WWE archives and will have to compete as that character, extra points will be awarded vis the WWE app. I just want to see Triple H competing as TAFKAG or Brutus Beefcake complete with mannerisms.
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Spelling Bee match- Everyone gets in the ring and tries to spell words. Last person remaining, wins a trophy and everyone else gets participatory patches for there moms to sew on after dinner.
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Nailz match- The wrestlers have a match in a ring that has Nailz in it. The person who can maneuver themselves around Kevin Walcholz drunk, passed out body and get the pin, wins.
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Tag team inferno match?
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Nash-Hole Match
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Beef Curtains Deathmatch
It is like Kennel from Hell only instead of dogs it is lions and tigers. Both competitors are covered in rotting meat. |
SUMMONED LEGENDS SOUL MATCH-
Two wrestlers are involved, two souls are picked via WWE APP to possess the wrestlers and the wrestler that loses has to leave his body forever and the returning soul lives on. |
Nash match. Wrestlers enter the ring and Nash powerbombs and pins them. Nash always wins.
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I was serious, in the form of if it could happen, I'd like to see it. It'd take some serious acting though to pull off
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I've always wanted to see a Triple Threat or Fatal 4-Way where the only way to win was to score a fall over all your opponents.
I also like the idea of something similar to 3 Stages of Hell, but the aim is that you must get a pinfall victory, a submission victory before knocking them down for a ten count. |
I'm supposed to make some stupid Kevin Nash related joke here, right?
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- Triple Threat Iron Man Match: Been wanting to see this for years. Right now, CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan vs John Cena would be ideal.
- Hell in a Cell Ladder Match: Belt is hanging from the top of the cell - ladders are positioned all around the ring. Could make for some pretty exciting spots. - Survivor Series Elimination Chamber: Instead of 4 cells, there are two large cells, each containing the members of the respective teams. I guess this is basically War Games inside of the Elimination Chamber, except it would be elimination style as opposed to first fall, and a member of each team would be released every 5 minutes, as opposed to one at a time. |
Eddie Guerrero Owen Hart Gauntlet Battle Royal- 20 competitors enter a ring that has a 40 pound pile of cocaine and burritos. First you have to snort 2 pounds of coke and eat 10 burritos. Then you climb to the top of the rafters without falling. First person to fly wins.
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I feel like all my gimmick matches are 100x better than everyone else's.
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Total Divas match: 5 guys watch Total Divas for as long as possible. Last guy that doesn't run out screaming wins the match.
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Indy match. 1 hour long. 1 point for a pinfall, 2 points for kicking out of the opponents finisher(s), 3 points for hitting a superkick.
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Do you get points for no selling Spike Tombstones?
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Double Gravity Match
Competitors wear leaden bodysuits, and a set of magnets is beneath the ring. |
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In my e-fed days, my created specialty match was a Gouging, Burning, Slashing Match Where You Can Get Burned And Possibly Really Really Hurt (GBSMWYCGBAPRRH for short). So brutal I only did three of them during my "career".
Basically a Hell in a Cell (of the smaller variety) where the cage has been superheated to burn. The ropes have been replaced with barbed wire, and there are various weapons hanging down from the ceiling. |
One Chance Match
The objective is simple, you have only one chance to score a pinfall. Either you win by pinning your opponent or they win by kicking out of a pinfall attempt. No submission, no disqualification. The downside to this is a kickout might very well be the single lamest way of winning a match in history, but it would be interesting if pulled off right. I would imagine it's pacing would be similar in tempo to an I Quit Match, with the combatants being tempted to go for a pinfall - but then have second thoughts and continue the battle/beatdown. |
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