my 2nd animal penis related post in a row on this fine saturday night
 

are animal boners considered NSFW? asking for a friend.

Show one to your boss and see what he says

The one that's furthest up Hogans ass by Wrestlemania is gonna win it.

she would just ask to see my junk and i can't have that. my workplace is NSFW.

HHH should have made Bryan win the Battle Royal atthe start of WM in order to face him in the middle to win to be in the main event.

HHH should have just made Daniel Bryan go through the entire roster in separate one on one matches in an unprecidented 24 hour pre-show before facing them all again in a battle royal at the beginning of the show in order to get himself inserted into the Taker-Lesnar match which he needs to win in order to face Triple H and then win that one in order to get into a non-title match with Batista and Orton which he needs to win in order to get into the title match.

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I think I've seen that match before. I remember when I was 12ish that one of my sister's boyfriend was a hardcore wrestling fan (tape trading and everything). One time he got in deep shit because he loaned me some of those horrible ICP japanese hardcore wrestling tapes. I mainly wanted to watch it because it had the infamous Funk/Foley "King of the Deathmatch" match on there. :lol: #WrestlingMemories

Stranglemania used to be my shit when i was a hardcore juggalo :heart:

Honestly, I just hope whoever wins the thing makes a big deal out of it like Owen did being a "2 time Slammy award winner" or Regal's power trip after his KotR victory. I also hope the trophy is life sized, and the winner carries it around like Crash Holly's scale.

I think WWE will treat it like a huge fucking deal. Vince has never thrown around Andre The Giant's legacy around willy nilly and has always treated him with great reverence.

Adam Rose, who looks like he gets eliminated in the middle of the match, but his party catches him and crowd surfs him around with a referee following him to make sure his feet never hit the floor. He then returns when there is one guy left, and Rose manages to eliminate that heel and win the whole thing. And the World Goes Wild. Woo!

Unless Cesaro is in the match. Then Cesaro wins it. But I think that he'll get a singles spot with Swagger. That feud has been interesting enough to warrant a spot on the card. Either that or they'll team together in some sort of multi-team match for the Tag Team Titles.

Fuck you all. Fuck each and every single one of you who didn't say Dolph Ziggler.

The right answer is DOLPH ZIGGLER.

DOLPH ZIGGLER!

Bobby Eaton

Rusev

:y:

Kinda hoping we get a few surprises like they usually do for Rumble, Maybe a Carlito since his dad going in HOF night before that sorta thing. If Cesaro does end up in this he should win it. If not him, Ziggler is an amazing choice to get the rub off this as well. Something tells me Big Show or Khali *puke* wins this just for being "Giants"

So will this have all contestants in the ring before the match begins? Which would remove "surprise" entrants, right?

How do you time schedule such a match? Even a 30 second break between entrants stretches it to at least 20 minutes, with 5 minutes of extra in-ring action.

All contestants will be in the ring to start. It's a filler match as far as people are concerned, so it's up to the performers to make good use of their window

Someone i won't give a damn about in 2 months.