Terry Fuck, less Doublecross Ranch, more Bunny Ranch.

Booby Heenan, master of titty honking

Jake "The Shake" Roberts. Malted dessert beverage enthusiast.

With his manager Terry Fuck

Or he has Parkinson's!

Okay, that was genuinely hilarious.

• Shame Mcmohan, the prodigal son who is ashamed to be associated with WWE

• Dick Rude , dicks are rude

• CM Spunk , pipe bombs all over his opponents face

• Dic Hendrix

Tone Cold, never lifts for mass only for tone in a well cooled gym.

D-Mon Dudley. He loves satan now.

Crime Time Players, Shad and JTG return and join PTP.

Razor Ramen. Scott Hall eats like a college student while he drinks like a college student.

Kevin Rash

Bone Man Gang, he doesn't make the world work

Ultimate Worrior. He's just got a lot on his mind, okay?

The Jiz

Trash Stratus.

The Rack

Stove Austin - Austin: 350 says I just baked your ass

Brian KenDick. Got no penis, duh.

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The Demon Jane

Corporate Kale

Big E Tangston - he really likes TANG

Kevin Ovens - Cook Ovens Cook!

Samoa Joy. She could be apart of the Submission Sorority.

Jean Ambrose - he rassles in jeans, he is sooo unhinged!!!1

Bag E - bringing JNCOs back

Rufi Kingston - Bill Cosby's favorite wrestler

I forgot his first name was "Bunkhouse," so I realized I was cheating, so went with Terry.

To keep the guy around, time to introduce Terry's distant cousin:

Bunkhouse Fuck. :naughty:

Region of Doom

Moldust - bah gawd keeng, Moldust just hit the shattered lungs, oh my gawd

Tatunka - Native American really into T.A.T.U.

KAKA Michinoku. Poop

Andre She-Giant - The World's largest Transvestite

The Godbather. Because you didn't think He got that shiny and clean all on his own, did you?

Khris Jericho - the newest member of the Kardashian family

Nader-Always ruins things you like.

Duplex City- Paul Heyman's license to print Real Estate Money.

Tommy Creamer

Haven - depressed grunge rocker seeks refuge for all like him

Man Mountain Sock...is he rad dggy dg?