I'll do it for you guys:

I want to fuck Becky Lynch so bad.
I mean I REALLY want to fuck her. Like you guys have no idea.

Just kidding. You go.

Beckys and Irish lass with orange hair
Charlotte, Sasha and her, have made me care

Scott Steiner

133% Steiner will win because he's the best
Samoa Joe has 8 1/3% chance of coming up next

Next: Kurt Angle

Kurt Angle: The best there was, is and ever will be
Shit.... I mean intelligence, intensity and integrity
Red white and blue, he'll leave you wrecked
He won Olympic gold with a broken freakin' neck!


Next: Jeff Harvey

Jeff Harvey isn't really his name
He's a hardy boy in the high flying game

Eva Marie

She won't be winning any 'best wrestler' election
But there's a lot to be said for a constant erection

NEXT: Headbanger Thrasher

Thrasher was a good teacher and taught Mosh everything he knew to be funny.
Too bad in this business that never draws any money.

Meng.

Meng was better as Haku
You know this is true.

Next: Duke the Dumpster Droese

WWF once had a garbageman named Duke the Dumpster Droesse.
The dude was a decent wrestler, but he smelled like the snatch of one Nancy Pelosi.

Spike Dudley

Spike is the feisty Dudley brother,
He'll drop your ass in acid if you diss his mother
Such a brazen runt he'll punt you in the cunt


Next Up

Gangrel

Gangrel had fangs, not a horn
But he's retired now and now he does porn

Next Up: Colt Cabana