Why can't Braun Strowman be a monster on Mondays, but enjoy the movie Juno on other days?

You think people can just walk around monstering all the time?

Braun Strowman looks like a man even reading Juno. Braun Strowman can do whatever the fuck he wants.

I'm convinced Braun Strowman cut down the tree that the copy of the Juno script he read was printed on.

Finn Balor probably watched him do this while drinking a tiny cup of tea and jacking off behind a bush.

Lol, laughed at this way more than I should have.

Point is, I don't want to see him not monstering!

I know exactly what you mean.

You're just attracted to him Noid

Lol, they're not candid.

Lol, I don't know why you think this is a good thing.

Lol, I just don't like it. "Don't tell people what to like!" - Most of TPWW these days. Of course it's trivial/unimportant. Who is saying that it isn't? The fuck?

Lol, I don't like Braun Strowman, so I haven't see this video, but it doesn't sound that funny to me. A big hairy man reads Ellen Page's lines. Wonderful. More to the point, I think the way wrestlers use social media, and their general lack of sincerity and pride in their work, is insulting to the intelligence.

Sorry, I felt the need to engage with those points. I don't want to argue over something as stupid as this. God, is this fucking stupid.

1. Homophobic jokes aren't funny.

2. I'm not deluded enough to confuse my sexual attraction to someone to be reflective of their personality.

3. Finn Balor is too boring. He makes me way too sleepy to sustain an erection.

4. You're an absolute wanklord.

You guys joke but theres truth here.

I wasn't completely joking, actually. I don't think Gertner was either.

"Promo Class" should just be "Here's a bunch of Cocaine"

Made Warrior millions

Don't forget Savage.

I don't think I'm going to read this forum anymore.

I was being dead serious

As long as we are on the same page

Do you jest? Because there is so much fucking money in that.

There absolutely is truth there, and it frustrates me when people can't wrap their head around why. I used to be one of those people, but once you see the rabbit you can't go back to the duck.

It's also amazing how many people can see wrestling working outside wrestling, but then continuously state that it won't work in wrestling. The evidence is sitting right there in the real world, and people are still like "No one takes this seriously, so people should just laugh and admit they are playing characters and actively try to be jokes," forgetting that they are already part of a bubble that has way too disproportionate an investment in the concept of wrestling as a whole, and project their expectations of wrestling onto the casual non-viewer (at this point).

It's like the same-sex marriage debate. Every time a country goes to legalize it, the same arguments pop up from conservatives that claim it is going to be the end of marriage and moral society or whatever, when you can clearly look outside the window and see that this has not been the case in any place it has ever been legalized. They are slippery slope arguments, and a lot of people think wrestling has to be on this slippery slope into self-parody.

Yes, this is on the verge into turning into one of those threads.

I dunno man, Canada just made it legal to blow dogs

And boy am I happy!

Does anyone really contend that the dogs mind?

Doesn't surprise me that you're a cokehead since you don't know when to stop talking.

lol, fan finding some innocuous off putting and annoying? I'M SHOCKED.

:kiss:

Sadly the H.R. culture ruins a lot of things.

A bit amused by the amount of discussion #finnfreeze has caused here. I think it is cute and haven't overanalyzed it as much.

Vince set off the Attitude Era off by saying these are characters.

My suspension of disbelief is not so fragile that a picture like this can ruin a wrestler's character for me. I look at it yhe same way as an actor doing something silly on twitter, then playing a serious role. Guess it's just the way my brain is wired but I can naturally shut out anything not pertaining to the character when watching them.

I'm a bit amused at you being a weeny.

So, this the uber-hipster, skaterboy-looking vanilla midget that smarks want to main event a Wrestlemania?

Hope he's burned alive by the person he loves most.

One of many, unfortunately.

Every single wrestler, whether big or small, is trash.

And we're all trash for watching them.

BE YOURSELF. HAVE FUN. LIFE IS REALLY SHORT.

That's not what he said. Stop misrepresenting people to try and make your point stick. People can find Balor white-bread and things he does annoying without hating his guts and wishing death upon him.

I know that's not what he said.

It's what I said.

it's called hyperbole Noidy, you know that thing you condescendingly explained to me once ;)