Some people are fatter than others. Even if they're twins.

That's the thing. I've never seen identical twins where one would be fat and one thin.

I dunno if they're identical.

Oh, hey, apparently not. Different height so yeah.

Usos are mad good.

They started taking off around 2014 with all those great matches against Wyatts/Shield/Cody and Goldust.

I really got into them at that time and TLC was coming up and I was like 100% sure that they would build to a three-way tag team TLC match between the three and The Usos would finally win the titles and it would be a huge moment and usher in a golden age of tag team rassling.

Instead The Usos won the titles for the first time anti-climactically on some RAW I think....

But yeah, I still really loved them at the time......

Loved them throughout their face run, even after people started saying they were stale....

Only time my love for them dipped was after one of them got injured..... once they came back they didn't quite seem to recapture that magic....

Then the brand split happened and the heel turn, and they have recaptured that magic and more.......


Too bad they split up DIY.... they would have been great to come in as challengers for The Usos....

I remember them on NXT wrestling Hawkins and Reks every week doing the "when we say U, you say Sos" to the crowd and hearing dead silence. They've come a long way .

One has nothing to do with the other. They can both split from the same egg and one grows taller than the other. And weight is something that's ultimately up to the individual. Having the same genetic makeup doesn't make them exact clones in perpetuity.

On that, if most things are more or less on equal footing, there is still usually a "tell" with twins, be it that rounder face thing, or a freckle, or something. My only issue is understanding *which* twin that tell denotes. In the case of the Usos, I can tell Jimmy and Jey apart, but I never remember which one is which outside of a single instance if that makes any sense. Once somebody is like "that's Jey", I can keep them separated.

I really liked that the Usos didn't get a quick title run when they first debuted and it really took the a while to get their first tag team championships which showed progression. After that they did fall victim to WWE not really having anything for them. Now that the WWE has let them do a bit of improv they've taken off. My dream Uso match right now is them vs Guerillas of Destiny from NJPW.

The Usos have never been awful, but they always felt like a B-tier tag team to me until very recently. I don't even think it coincided with their heel turn. It's taken them a while to get into the groove of what they're doing, but now that they've found it they are stars.

Being twins has helped them in a weird way. If they weren't brothers, they would still no doubt be signed and pushed. They're part of that family. But the twin thing has allowed them to incubate and it's weird to think of them as two charismatic and fully developed professional wrestlers. I do wonder/worry/imagine what it will be like if/when the WWE decides to try singles runs with them. Can't you just imagine Vince realizing he has two more Romans?

As far as current talent go, they are two that really seem to have had everything click for them over the past few months. I remember when they lost on the Kickoff one year, then won another, and then I think they one a standard tag team match. I feel like this year is the year that they get a main roster WrestleMania showcase. They also probably get drafted to Raw as a promotion of sorts.

I personally want to see The Usos feud with Randy Orton & Shinsuke Nakamura. Something tells me those things could get pretty hot.

Telling people with ethnic names they'll never be over on his podcast.

Jesus Christ. What you're describing are non-identical twins. If they're identical they will be the same height. Shit, I had non-identical twins in my school that you wouldn't tell they are related at all. And yes, I agree about weight, it's up to the individual, doesn't change the fact I've never seen identical twins where one was fat and another skinny.

This thread is about appreciating the mother fucking Usos. Stop this now.

Id like to see one of them, the one on the left would be best, get really fat like Rikishi and the other one, the one on the right, get skinny. That way I could tell them apart. Also, bring back the face paint.

It seems like they are trying to differentiate them more and more. Oh, and someone brought up the switcheroo earlier. I'm sure they probably did it once, but I actually remember thinking that it was odd they never did it when I saw them. In fact, Michael Cole used to go out of his way to make it sound like it was easy to tell them apart.

They are the best tag team in the WWE, and quite possibly the world.

Hype Bros

Breezango/Fashion Police

Ascension

Benjamin & Gable

I understand the difference between identical twins and fraternal twins. I'm talking about identical, not non-identical. BUT. IDENTICAL. TWINS. ARE. NOT. CLONES. Genetically similar, yes, but two seperate bodies still mutate. You're not born with a preset height or weight guarantee, or birthmarks appearing in exactly the same spots. Am I saying one twin will be 5ft and the other 7ft? No. But they can ultimately vary by about an inch or so. One might develop a mole under their left eye that the other doesn't. That doesn't stop them from being identical twins. What stops that is when they develop totally separate features, generally a result of starting out as two fertilized eggs in the same oven as opposed to one fertilized egg that split.

And I have seen a fat/skinny twin. The odd thing was, the "fatter" twin was cute, and the skinny one looked... kinda sickly. Like they were both supposed to be bigger (it wasn't like she was 200lbs or anything, but clearly had "more meat on her" than her sister), and one decided she wanted to see what crack was like.

How could you forget The Colons?

Wait... they're still employed?

Do we have to start a JTG-esque clock?

And, uh... about the Hype Bros...

Hahaha, they are called COLONS?

That is precious.

I think Carlos knows where some bodies are buried.

I have nothing to base this on, other than one of them stealing Shelton's Dragon Whip, but I imagine them to be big fans of Shelton Benjamin, so they are probably enjoying the heck out of working with him.

I appreciate the mother fucking Usos.

Legend tag team.

I have two Samoan friends who are brothers, but they don’t watch wrestling, so they don’t get my Uso WWE references. I get a good chuckle tho

They don’t even know who Roman Reigns is. Can you imagine????

Do you call them Uce?

Yeah but only because they called me Uce first

Wait....


Juan's not Samoan?