The fuck does he think he is? Santa Claus?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We put the Universal Title on <a href="https://twitter.com/WWERomanReigns?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWERomanReigns</a> and the world didn’t explode. That was a pleasant surprise <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1031564598351147010?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 20, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Why's the announce team at ringside?

Great. Time for a 15 minute boring Roman promo.

FTR, I'm ok with Roman in the main event. His matches are fine. Nothing special.

The Big Dog, looking good with the belt

I'm willing to give Roman a chance. He is a large dog, after all. People love dogs.

Roman doesn't bother me near as much as he used to

But he's not my favorite

The Big Dog is back! 4-time, 4-time, 4-time, 4-time champion of the worrrrrrrrrlllllld!

I'd be fine with a Roman vs Drew program if WWE felt like throwing us something new

Nakamura went under a dog and ruined the business.

Silver lining here is that it's the red belt he has.

Which, a lot of us don't recognize.

Ignore these idiot fans Roman. You're the man now dog!

I wish somone would edit Roman talking about being the Big Dog and the ring being his yard, with Alexa Bliss going " GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! "

put them back where they belong ringside

I mean the crowd can boo him but let's be honest: Do you really like Lesnar THAT much?

I'd be super down for that.

Roman vs John Cena would rule

Wacky non traditional crowd that boos who they normally cheer.

Wow. Finn moves to the front of the line?

Roof's gonna pop off when Braun shows up.

Still find it really funny how for weeks Reigns complained about distractions and being cheated out of the title and ended up winning the belt via a distraction.

I'm a few minutes late. Did I already miss the "It's the Raw after Summerslam where the fans..." for real yet?

Finn jobbing to Big Dog tonight?

Reigns only challenged Balor because he knew he wasn't expecting it and wouldn't have time to put his demon paint on.

KO, Goldberg, and Brock never got a chance again either.

Y'all a buncha puppets if you didn't think wasn't just going to be another way for Corbin to get heat.

Finn Balor walking out like a total chump.

:lol: at Corbin's complaints

Huh?

Baron Corbin really dumb

orly?

Another six segment Corbin classic to open Raw.

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Oh, it's Bubby.

Baron Corbin vs Bobby Lashley. Starting off with a real barnburner.

OH no.

Are we starting off with a 25 minute Corbin/Lashley match?

Lashley going to sweat so much he's going to evaporate off the face of the planet and Baron Corbin will be left as the sole survivor, so he can wrestle a 25 minute match with No Way Jose next week.

WWE really likes to put Lashley in bad segments and/or matches for some odd reason.

I had a feeling it would be Bobby.

Here's to hoping it's another squashesque battle and it starts some sort of backslide for Corbin that makes him paranoid or something.

Wish they'd just bring back Lashley's old entrance theme.

I was hoping Randolphius Ealy was getting called up tonight to shut Corbin's mouth FOR GOOD.

Bobby should turn heel and have Heyman manage him. Hes a good rassler and had a good look but he sucks on the mic. Just like Brock

Would have been dope if they returned from commercial to Lashley celebrating a win during the commercial.