WWE has announced the mutual agreement of Shane Helm's release. We wish Helms the best in the future.

credit: wwe.com

*Vince goes to WWE.com.*

Vince: WHAT THE HELL!? SHANE! GET IN HERE!?

*Shane comes in.*

Vince: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? WHY ARE YOU LEAKING THIS!? IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HUGE SURPRISE!

Shane: What!? What did I do!?

Vince: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT YOU DID! NOW BROCK IS GOING TO KILL YOU! I'M GOING TO FIRE YOU SO YOU DON'T GET KILLED!

Shane: BUT DAD!?

Vince: GET OUT!

*Shane walks out.*

Vince: That fucking bastard...

(About an hour earlier, Triple H is on a company computer...)

Triple H: Hahaha, I'm going to get Shane into so much trouble...

If the guy is Rob Conway then yes.

I was laughing when I read that article as well. The website is trying not to break kayfabe, so it comes off as so cheesy. The article should come with dramatic sound affects.

Oh well Brock Lesnar back in the WWE. I can live with that.

YES! PUT HIM ON SMACKDOWN.

He could get Batista more over, now that I think about it...

"WWE.com has learned through a reliable source that Brock Lesnar will be meeting with WWE officials."

Basically, I see WWE having split-personality disorder: on one hand, you have WWE, who releases superstars and can be as brutal as they want, and then you have WWE.com, who "leaks" top stories and stirs up "controversy". Looks like Vince wants a part of the Internet scene. ;)

WWE fans have not seen Brock Lesnar since his WrestleMania XX match against Goldberg. Shortly afterwards, the former WWE Champion left the sports-entertainment world in favor of pursuing an NFL career. Today, however, Lesnar has confirmed that he is scheduled to meet with Vince McMahon tomorrow to talk about a possible return to the ring.

“I’m excited about getting my working boots on and getting back to business,” Lesnar told WWE.com during a phone interview.

While Lesnar is excited about a return to the ring, he realizes that nothing is definite. “I don’t know what’s going to happen tomorrow in the meeting,” said Lesnar. “I don’t know if I’m returning to WWE, I really don’t. In order for this to happen, it has to work for both Vince and myself.”

A return to WWE may come as a shock to some fans, as the Internet has been buzzing recently about the rumors of a strained relationship between Lesnar and McMahon. “We need to get on the same page,” admitted Lesnar, regarding their relationship. “There’s some hard feelings on both ends of this. Sometimes it takes a little time to heal. We’ll know more tomorrow.”

The former WWE Superstar admits that some of the responsibility rests on him. “I had some maturing to do. There comes a time in everybody’s life when you have to grow up” said Lesnar. “But professional wrestling is in my blood. I may have second guessed it in the past, but I know it now.”

Be sure to check back here as more information on Brock Lesnar’s meeting with Vince McMahon becomes available.

Source: http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/lesnar

aka he realized he fucked up

Glad he seems to be humbled by this whole thing. Hope he comes back even though I don't like him that much.

Well, I will mark out like a bitch if/when Lesnar returns, as he was my second favorite wrestler since his debut, following behind the almighty Taz.

Also, if he is sincere about his comments in the interview posted on WWE.com, I will have much much more respect for him than I would otherwise. It takes a lot of courage for a man of his fame to admit he was wrong and immature to the public, IMO. Only time will tell how he really feels about the subject.

Either way, YUSSSSSSSS!!!!

I would mark out for that.

:eek:

Yeah... SUUUUUURE he realizes now that pro wrestling is in his blood. I guess by wrestling he meant $$$.

THERE IS NO POINT!

You might as well just grab a gun, hold it to your temple, and squezze the trigger. Because without Shannon to be his little bitch, there really is no point.

I don't want it to end like RDD...Crying alone in my room...Full of dispair...

YOU'VE BEEN SHADOWED!
 

You owe Innovator royalties.

YOU'VE BEEN BLANKA'D!
 

On the main page

-- Despite the 10-year age difference and multiple tribulations, Brock Lesnar (age 27, he turns 28 next Tuesday) and Sable (age 37) were together as a romantic couple for about two years or so after coming together while they were both on the Smackdown! brand in 2003. As we all know, Brock Lesnar left WWE in March of 2004, but the two stuck together while Sable stayed in WWE for a few more months until she too parted ways with WWE last August.

Well, seeing how Brock wasn't competing anywhere, he had no source of income whatsoever. His funds have finally dried up and Sable has decided to leave him. There were plans of the two getting married sometime this year, but that would obviously be off the cards now.

-- There is no doubt that Sable leaving Lesnar had to be a factor on his impending return to WWE. And seeing how Sable has left Brock, that pretty much dashed any hopes for those of whom who thought Sable might follow Brock upon his eventual return to WWE.

where?

wrestling headlines

And who wanted Sable to come back to the WWE again?

Your mama.

NAw. I keed I keed.

Amazing that these wrestling websites seemingly have the ability to check a guys bank balance, what a bunch of bullshit. :nono:

You fucking better be keeding...or I'm going to be keeding about tearing your nutsack off like Bruce Willias did to that yellow dude in Sin City.

Yes...I am quite pissed that this useless sack of shit is part of the reason some of the best god damn high flyers in the biz have been released. There is no fucking reason for some of these releases other than they need the money for the Diva Sluts and Brock Lesner.

Oh and the fact that they released Joy and Dawn. I actually liked those two.

Take another toke man.

I'm justifiably upset now dude. Not even Jeff's speical stash can bring me down.

That and they're about to change networks and are losing what's estimated to be about 10 million dollars a year in advertising revenue in the process. That's a huge hit for any company to take.

wow another crybaby coming back to wwe. lets let him call more matches, like vs goldberg. whenever someone is handed the world, they get too big for themselves, spoiled, egotistical little jackasses. FINALLY......................................................BROCK CAME CRAWLING BACK TO..........................................................WWE. he flipped off the fans when he was leaving wm xx. he THREW the match with goldberg on purpose to stick it to vince. start the KISS MY ASS CLUB AGAIN VINCE!

wow........ I don't think you could be anymore wrong if you tried. Goldberg flipped off the fans at Wrestlemania because they were booing him and taunting him. Lesanar did not throw the match. Lesnar was suppose to lose because he was leaving and supposedly Goldberg was going to stay. However after Goldberg got booed out of the building he went home crying saying he was never coming back. And what would you want Vince to do? Not hire Brock back even though that he's going to be a big draw, even though he is a good athelete, and is able to put on a pretty good match? Yeah, ok, whatever.

goldberg was walking up the ramp when the people started chanting na na naa na na na na na hey hey hey goodbye...repeat. goldberg turned around and looked to the ring (probably wondering who they're chanting to) to see brock red faced and flustered who turns around and flipps off the crowd at Madison Square Garden. then he flipps off stone cold (which was part of the script) and recieves a stunner for his bird. goldberg comes back in drinks beer with stone cold and reciecves a stunner because stone cold says so............if you think thats not how it went down, I can pm you the match. him flipping off the crowd was NOT supposed to happen. only stsa can do it because its part of his gimmic

oh yeah I said he THREW the match because he called most of it.

Drama Queen. That could make Hitler mellowout.,

ahhhhh

Jew......thats a funny word......Jeeeeeeeeewwwww

Jew maka me crazy

This just in from PWInsider.com

It has been leaked that Brock Lesnar will come back only to job to Batista, Triple H, Shelton Benjamin, Hulk Hogan and John Cena before being released.

He may be given a Women's Title reign under the name Mary-Lou Lesnar - much like Harvey Whippleman's Women's title reign several years ago.

Despite being aware of these plans, Lesnar is still hoping to be picked up by the WWE. His only comment: "I need the money for booze."

Brock didn't throw it it was booked that way.

RAW Main Eventers/Upper Midcarders:

Heels:

Triple H
Shawn Michaels
Chris Jericho
Kurt Angle
Edge
Carlito
Gene Snitsky

Faces:

John Cena
Kane
Big Show
Shelton Benjamin
Rob Van Dam

SmackDown Main Eventers/Upper Midcarders:

Heels:

JBL
Christian
Randy Orton
Eddie Guerrero
Orlando Jordan
Muhammad Hassan

Faces:

Batista
Booker T
Chris Benoit
Rey Mysterio
Undertaker

(Please tell me if I've missed someone)

Where does Brock best fit? The RAW Faces look the weakest, with only Cena that's a 'real' Main-Eventer, so that's an option. But, CM Punk is said to be debuting as a Main-Event face on RAW. I haven't included Hogan on the face list because pretty soon he'll have another 'last' match and leave again.

But SmackDown! could really do with a mega-draw. Brock Lesnar was recognised as 'the man' in this company (along with HHH) so putting him on Smackdown would do wonders for the show, but if you were to put Lesnar on SD, you need to turn another RAW Main-Eventer face (Angle or HHH) and push Kane, Show, or Benjamin up to Main Event level. Now that Benjamin is not the IC Champion, that gives him a perfect oppurtunity to take the step-up and feud with some credible main-eventers (I'm thinking HBK after Hogan's gone, HBK V Shelton II :drool: ).

So yeah, where would you put him? I'd put him on SD personally (as long as we see face-turns and pushes and CM PUNK :love: on RAW)