Well, since there would probably wind up being a real sacrifice...

Hmmm...Where are they gonna find a virgin?

It's wrestling, it doesn't ALL have to be technical.

By WWE's logic, Stephanie's a virgin.

Although it wouldn't be a real, REAL sacrifice, it'd still work for God's push.

Anytime He had moments that appeared heel/tweener, it was always when someone had rebelled. I guess you could put it that He'd been chair shot to the back.

God: your world has become corrupt. I'm going to inject a POISON INTO IT...

Noah: My Lord, I have followed you faithfully for all my years. Will I suffer along with these Godless heathens?

God: No, your contract is iron clad. You will build an arc and take your family to safety. After forty days of flooding, the waters shall subside and you shall set forth to create a new world...And I shall guide this New World Order...Note to Legal, trademark that.

Tune in Next Week to see how God saves Jesus on the Cross via a run-in with an "equaliser," and turns heel after aligning with the Whore or Babylon and Judas...