I'll get in on this.

This is hilarious for better or worse. :lol:

Do me (because I can't quit you :shifty: )!

Your gimmick is that of a man who thinks the crowd is doing the opposite of what they are doing. (Ex: They cheer, you think they are booing. They boo, you think they are cheering.) It will be an entertaining way to start off RAW for years to come.

Your gimmick is that of a suicidal S&M emo fruity person. Think Rico at a My Chemical Romance concert. It will be very easy to kill off your character, which happens in your very first match when you get attacked by rabid monkeys weilding light tubes.

If your gimmick for yourself is to have a sig a few miles long than thats great :y:

You are a movie obsessed person. Every week you come out dressed as a different movie character. This gets huge ratings, but WWE drops the gimmick when "LAWSUITS GO HOLLYWOOD". You then go on to main event WrestleMania that year with your new (and hugely over) Iranian Adam Bomb gimmick.

Your gimmick is that of Eugene on heroin. (No pun intended.)

You are the "Caveman Of Love". You wear a tigerskin singlet and have splotches of body hair everywhere. You are soon going to tag with Viscera. You will soon split and go on to have the fued of the year with him after you club Lilian Garcia and drag her by the hair to your LuvCave.

You are "Billy's Kid". You claim to be Billy Gunn's long lost lovechild he had with Chyna. You announce that unlike your father, you are not an "Assman" but instead a "Boobboy". The gimmick goes over huge when you team up with "The Street Catt" Johnny Jeter.

Your gimmick is simply that you are the first Canadian wrestler to hate Bret Hart. You are over huge in America, but you don't make it out of your first show of the Canadian tour alive. RIP

Your gimmick is simple. You are a Ultimate Warrior like gimmick only your mission in life is to protect some magical orb you found in New Zealand.

You are the All-American guy. Apple pie, picnics, and corn dogs? That's right, your one weakness is your obsession and passion for corn dogs. However, you do carry a microwave and a 500 yard extension cord with you down to the ring. Your finisher is you heat up corndogs in the microwave and throw them in your opponents face burning him badly. You give the ref one so not to disqualify you. Your gimmick is huge and gets you several IC title reigns and a possible main event slot if you can learn to switch up your brand of corndogs.

You are "Drynk". You are a violent alchoholic who just assaults people. You eventually get the highlight of your career when you have a triple threat match at WrestleMania against Scott Hall and Steve Austin.

You are the world's first openly anorexic wrestler. You eventually turn into a psycho gimmick when you begin to claim you can make your own food through photosynthesis. You demand that a bright light be on at all times. Opponents will use this to their advantage until you finally have to retire due being brain damaged by being forced to drink crude oil by JBL.

Your gimmick is simply to capitalize off of the success of Brokeback Mountain. You and Garrison Cade form a great tag team, but when things start to go south you both decide to go on a vacation in the mountains together. WWE Cameras follow you as cable television will never be the same again.

ME ME ME!

You are an evil easter bunny.

YAY!

:lol:
You killed me:'(
But, still a rep!

Under your hood.

You are the first Ku Klux Klan Pimp.

These Interest me

pick me :)

Gimmick: World's First Metrosexual Pirate

CZW's Evil Geometry Teacher

i'm opposite man
give me a hell yeah

why did you say hell no

Spooky! Who have you been speaking to???

Years ago (1999?) I wrote a spoof newletter called The Smack Down, which was set in the future (I think it was set in 2005).

Anyway, anyway.... the gist is, Bradshaw (then an Acoloyte) had morphed into an alcoholic character by 2005 and was embroiled in a feud with a down-on-his luck Godfather (who'd have known??) They then formed a successful team, called Alcoholics Eponymous, and feuded with a rowdy team of newcomers called The Big Time Drinkers over who were the best drinkers in the WWE.

(Randomly, a few of my joke predictions actually came true. And spookily, I predicted that by 2005, WWF's main television show would be called "Impact!". I wasn't far off. Same name, different company. Maybe one day I'll post those spoof newsletters, although they've probably dated a lot too. Anyway, I'm rambling now...)

But anyway, your idea reminded me of that.

Yeah, I'll shut up now.