Hardcore Holly returns to the ring, but for some reason he's got so much talent, that he's making everyone tap out left and right. And then...

No

and then


No

Then i would kick the shit out of rey misterio..just because i could.

and then out comes Triple A (still eyebrowless) to the tune of "Sexy Kurt". Then...

<font color=white>Someone blows up the arena</font>

The Great Khali pins the whole arena to win every title at once, then...

Triple H ascends from the bowels of hell on his skull-encrusted chair. Then...

Everybody laughs, then...

John Cena shoots him with his AK. Then...

Triple H no-sells the gun shot, and cuts a 3 day long promo about how bullets, like Kurt Angle, can't draw heat, then...

*BOOM* 20 kanes walk out, then...

They finally start drug testing, the entire active roster is released and then...

One Of the 20 Kanes wins the title then

See No Evil wins the Oscar for Best Film, then...

I regret it for not seeing it then

Sabu interupts the ceremony with a dance recital. Then...

CHRIS FUCKING SABIN CRADLE SHOCKS EVERYONE then

The Masturbating Bear makes an appearence. Then...

Zombie John Quincy Adam Fights the Masturbating bear then

They are both flattened by Big Foot..........the monster truck, then...

Big Foot breaks down then

Naked Mideon is awarded the prestigious award "Greatest wrestler alive who never became World Champion". Then...

A promo for The Undertakers 100th Return flashes on the screen, then

Lillian Garcia sings the Canadian national anthem. Then...

Charlie Haas superkicks her, then...

In a special edition of Piper's Pit Vince Russo returns to WWE announcing he has purchaed the WWE from the McMahon's for $4,000,000,000,000 and needs to borrow a twenty for lunch.

After a fan lends him the twenty he gets lunch.

Afterwards he returns and announces WWE has been renamed WCW and that in a triple threat contest Stone Cold Steve Austin will face Hulk Hogan and David Arquette in a steel cage for the World Heavyweight Championship...





































and that contest begins... NOW!

And then The Vince's have a debate over which diva is the best root then

the contest begins and Stone Cold wins the World Title however Sunny interrupts and sets up a Stone Vs Sunny world title match which Sunny wins. however after the match Yokozuna comes back from the dead and wins the title from her in revenge for WM9, Hogan interferes and tries to beat Yokozuna but Russo makes it a triple threat match with Satan who is angry Yoko escaped from hell, however with the hole in hell now wider than ever John Lennon appears thinking Yokozuna is Yoko Onu and procedes to have live sex with the huge sumo in the middle of the ring, while this distraction takes place Satan rolls up Sunny from behind... 1. 2. 3. Satan wins and declares the belt the new Hell Heavyweight championship. Russo is angry and so challenges Satan to a match who only accepts it if Cell in a Hell rules apply. they must wrestle in a cage IN HELL!! then...

Ben Rodrigues shoots the avenger in the face for making him read so much. Then...

Blitz LOLs at Ben Rodrigues' post and reps him, then...

Satan KILLS EVERYONE *Head Spins in circles* then

everyone dies. the end