Even better: You get knocked out a lot by internet fans, don't you?

Well, he would, if we could throw a punch like a MAN.

We just throw mice, keyboards and hard drives at him.

That's fighting like a girl. Or Shannon Moore.

You guys are hilarious..

Seriously..

HA

HA

HA

"Hey Vince, why isn't Paul Heyman doing more"

"Vince, why do you always bring Hogan back?"

"Vince, why do you always bring past glories back just to shit on their legacy and ruin the memories for countless fans?"

"Vince, why do you suspend RVD for getting busted with weed but you don't do anything to you when everybody knows you are on something?"

"Vince, how the hell did you get a church to let you film that segment?"

"Vince, why did you never sell 'Genetic Jackhammer' t-shirts?"

"Vince, what would you do if I told you Ultimate Warrior wants to bring in his son Destrucity Warrior Dingo McWarrior Shitacklessness Warrior III?"

"Vince, where are you going?"

"Vince?"

"Vince, wanna bet that I can find you?"

"Vince, where are you?"

"Vince, am I getting hotter or colder?"

"Vince, what are you doing to that watermelon?"

"Vince, what the fuck is wrong with you?"

"Vince, don't you know cantaloupes are much more fuckable?"

"Vince, how did you fit that up there?"

"Vince, do you know that JBL is walking up behind you?"

"Vince, does this explain his main event push?"

"Vince, shouldn't you use lube?"

"Vince, what is JBL doing with that rope?"

"Vince, are you sure that is safe to use like that?"

"Vince, are you sure that this will get me to page 3 quicker?"

"Vince, what about a pickler?"

"Vince, are you sure that JBL isn't a stickler?"

"Vince, are you saying that JBL is a tickler?"

"Vince, do you need some band-aids?"

"Vince, why is JBL pulling out?"

"Vince, do you know how fucked up that is?"

"Vince, are you awake?"

"Vince, how do I get JBL to stop walking toward me?"

"Vince, can you get him away from me?"

"Vince, *gurgle*?"

Vince how's that novel you've been working on....you know, the one you've been working on for 3 years...

So how long has Linda been dead?