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CosaNostra 02-19-2004 09:18 PM

The 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Kid

Kane Knight 02-19-2004 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosanostra1971
The 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Kid

98 X 10^18 -Pac.

CosaNostra 02-19-2004 09:20 PM

:rofl:

Kane Knight 02-19-2004 09:25 PM

Wyno...

Kane Knight 02-19-2004 09:26 PM

Rob Van Winkle...

ColdwaVer 02-19-2004 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Rob Van Winkle...

...and his tag team partner Rob Van Halen

Kane Knight 02-19-2004 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColdwaVer
...and his tag team partner Rob Van Halen

One slept through all his matches, the other fired all his stablemates.

CosaNostra 02-19-2004 11:10 PM

Rob God Damn

El Santo 02-19-2004 11:34 PM

The Real Estate Agents, which would be Brock Leaser and his partner, Broker T.

El Santo 02-19-2004 11:39 PM

Nancy Drew, the Hardy Boyz' valet

ColdwaVer 02-20-2004 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
One slept through all his matches, the other fired all his stablemates.

They were also managed by an old guy named Rob Van Dyke. I think he used ot date Mary Poppins or something.

Corkscrewed 02-20-2004 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosanostra1971
The Overgiver.........the Arch Nemesis of The Undertaker

Billy Gunn?

(or maybe The Rock)

Corkscrewed 02-20-2004 01:45 AM

Papa Bango
Goldturd
The Pig Slow (okay, that's stolen)
The Pet Rock
Sexual Chocolate :shifty:

Nowhere Man 02-20-2004 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosanostra1971
The Overgiver.........the Arch Nemesis of The Undertaker

I don't know why exactly, but that one has made me laugh the hardest here.

Anyways, some more:

Mr. Prefect= Curt Hennig as a wrestling interstellar hitchhiker

Brood Love= Gangrel, Edge, and Christian's short-lived face run with Mick Foley

Entree the Giant= wrestling's first competitive microwavable TV dinner

Corkscrewed 02-20-2004 03:00 AM

Quote:

Entree the Giant= wrestling's first competitive microwavable TV dinner
He could feud with "Hungry Man" Booker T.

xGuiltyFatex 02-20-2004 07:13 AM

The American Bad-rash - He wouldn't never sell any moves because it hurt so much to take a bump.... and a bath,....so he stunk too.

Paranoid Rattlesnake 02-20-2004 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Electric
The Slough Rattlesnake.

You ratting on my cousin essa

dx fantic 02-20-2004 07:29 AM

see ya you bunch of gays

Instigator 02-20-2004 07:31 AM

Shut up DX fantic

PerfectOne 02-20-2004 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fryza
The talented main eventer.

:shifty:


Yeah, because we all know Guerrero, Benoit, Jericho, Booker T, and most especially Kurt Angle all SUCK! :-\

Innovator 02-20-2004 10:24 AM

Bookers a main eventer?????????

Mr. Nerfect 02-20-2004 04:27 PM

Rhyno's jungle hour with A-Train, Shark Boy and The Cat didn't get to much credibility, especially when Goldberg, Mark Henry and Jake the Snake joined. "Elmer the Patchwork Elephant" didn't get much reaction from the crowd.

Mr. Nerfect 02-20-2004 04:31 PM

Shelter Binjamin, the boy scout gimmick had to be recycled 82,002 times before Shelton Benjamin got it.

Mr. Nerfect 02-20-2004 05:03 PM

Hardware Holly- The computer technician angle didn't get over to well when the realised that making him out to understand computers yet not an armbar wasn't realistic.

Y-Pac- Sean Waltman's still going.

Fyna Chyna- Shaniqua's second gimmick.

Blubba Spray Dudley and Devon Dudley fight over whether whales should be protected or served as meat. Sable joins the feud as "Rubba Kay Dudley".

Kevin Slash- A reinactment of Kevin Nash's role as "Super Shredder" voiding the copyright laws. His second run with Razor Ramon as surgeons didn't go to well, giving birth to Al Snow's "Head" character.

"Mince" McMahon- Processing cruiserweights as fast food, selling them to the public and feeding them to the hosses in the WWE was a hanus act, but it still proved healthier than McDonald's.

DMI 02-20-2004 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosanostra1971
The Overgiver.........the Arch Nemesis of The Undertaker

you took mine :rant:
The Big Flow...... a 7ft 500lb tampon

Kane Knight 02-20-2004 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadman Inc
you took mine :rant:
The Big Flow...... a 7ft 500lb tampon

I think you just described Paul Wight.

Mr. Nerfect 02-20-2004 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
I think you just described Paul Wight.

:lol:

Funky Fly 02-20-2004 08:18 PM

Harrison Cade

In the middle of his feud with Jake Roberts, he asks himself, "Why did it have to be snakes?"

ColdwaVer 02-20-2004 08:49 PM

The Iron Sheep
The Six Dollar and Fifty Cent Man
The Not Really Quite So Big as That Other Guy Boss Man

Kane Knight 02-20-2004 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Fly
Harrison Cade

In the middle of his feud with Jake Roberts, he asks himself, "Why did it have to be snakes?"

Awesome. Were that I could rep you again...:(

Kane Knight 02-20-2004 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColdwaVer
The Iron Sheep

Wasn't that Kamie Knoble's girlfriend before Nidia?

Watson 02-20-2004 09:34 PM

The Green Chicken: The Red Rooster and The Gobbley Gooker's long lost stable mate who met his demise after he aimlessly wandered onto the Sander's Farm.

FlashyT01 02-20-2004 09:41 PM

The Union

ColdwaVer 02-20-2004 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlashyT01
The Union

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... :|

BLaZeR- 02-22-2004 01:18 AM

LoL @ "Mince" McMahon...my brother used to actually pronounce it that way when he was around 6 or 7.

My picks are...

The Client (Paul Wight's younger brother)
Satanist(Christian's bitter childhood rival)
Bert Bangle(Kurt's pornstar 2nd cousin)
The Jock (Dwayne Johnson's old darkmatch gimmick where every night he would come out in different sports attire.)
The Man called Sing (Steve Borden's younger brother who was a choir member)
The Nation of Masturbation
Degeneration seX
The Fart Foundation
The 4 Whoremen
Triple H as the leader of the J.O.B Squad "Pin me pay me"
Soulberg ....The Holy One
The Connecticut Crippler Paul Levesque
Rock Lesnar...WWE's evil attempt at a hybrid experiment gone bad.
Lesnar's earlier gimmick...Man Mountain Brock
Hooker T...Linda Miles' failed gimmick


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