probly mark henry

Why would they give Mark Henry a fishing gimmick, he is working on a gorrilla gimmick.

Edge is a catfish, so it's natural he be the foe of master anglers.

How do you figure that? He is more of a beaver if anything. I mean look at those teeth.

I got it! Kirk Angler: Bass Master!

"The R Rated Beav Master?"

See WWE could get all these Animal related gimmicks as a way to stick it to WWF and their gay fucking pandas. I hate pandas.

He could bring back his Impaler DDT and call it the "Muff Diver."

Kennedy, he'll be back soon...

KEEEEEENNNNNNNEEEEEEEDDDDDDYYYYYYYY!

Orton: So, you're a panda, are you?
Panda: Rawr.
Orton: You know, I hear that pandas are rather legendary.
Panda: Rawr?
Orton: RKOs the panda
JR: Bah gawd! RKO on the panda! RKO! RKOOOOOOO!!!
Skinner runs out of nowhere and skins the panda alive
Don West: This is bizzare!
JBL: Who the hell keeps letting him in here?!

Well according to the Smackdown spoilers, it's Batista vs Edge at ONS in a steel cage.

Does anyone think Edge is retaining? Cause I don't. :foc:

Edge will retain when the steel cage buckles under Batista's weight. He will be impaled on the support structure, and Edge will climb out over his still twitching body.

After the match, he will say that the Rated R Era is now in full swing, and promise a "Live Necrophilia" celebration next Smackdown.

Which is then interrupted by Kane, who flies into a rage at being reminded of the Katie Vick incident.

Ok, seriously why? Why does he get title shot after title shot?

Besides being the company boy, being Kliq approved, and being the most over guy on the roster?

I just sent a message to WWE about how Batista sucks and they need someone new in the mainevent besides him. I doubt they will do anything about it. But whatever.

Batista isn't Kliq approved any more than he is 4 Horseman approved.

I think he may be Bob Backlund approved though.

Bullshit. You're trying to defend your own sad asss hypocrisy.

He's not Kliq approved, he's McMahon/Helmsley approved. Big difference.

So, what, Albert was Kliq approved because of X-Pac?

:lol:

Now you're REALLY reaching.

...Wait, I know...It's exactly the same because Albert was X-Pac's legacy to the business.

...Which shows how great the Kliq is. :rofl:

I'm not trying to defend myself from being a hypocrit, I flaunt my hypocracy. I hate Batista.

Then you probably should flaunt his Kliq approval. That'll make your hypocrisy even better. :D

You can't tell me what to do. :mad:

It shows me that I was right to start that petition to strike all acknowledgment of Rat-boy from Kliq membership in the first place. :mad:

And that you should never use him in an argument to refute something Kliq oriented.

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Yeah, well you're a stupid-face!

Yeah, and your butt smells.

Ah, you WOULD smell my butt! :mad:

No, I was saying Kane Knight's butt smells. I'm on your side, remeber.

Oh, sorry. I'm black, so I'm used to being persecuted.

On another note, is it insulting to those who went before me that I LIKE to sit in the back of the bus?

No. Infact I never understood why black people were so offend by have to ride in the cool part of the bus. Don't take this wrong, but you niggaz is crazy.

You know I got detention in 6th grade for raising that question.

From a white woman.

What the fuck. :mad:

Yeah, the front is for nerds. So I guess Rosa Parks was fighting for black nerds. Either that or she was just a lazy bitch that wanted to sit down. Any lazy nerd can sit in the front of the bus.

Wait, again, wasn't this suppose to be about edge or something? Why are we now on to civil rights?

You see that, fucking civil rights movement forced me right out of the good seats. Damn you, Dr. King! :rant: