Change it to GREASY IOLOLOIO DEGO

His parents would have took it as an insult and he would have consequently been frozen out of the will.

I am surprised they havent made him grow the Stereotypical "Mario Mustache"

He just needs to say "Escoochay me" for often. It works for Estrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrada.

Santino has stupid music.

SANTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOO!

sounds like male opera

I find him pretty bad in the ring. I don't know whether he's too green or a really really good actor (because he's supposed to be a fan who won the belt, not a pro wrestler). I'm going to have to go with the former.

It's pretty bad when when you look bad next to Chris Masters.

The important thing is that he's not entertaining in-ring, whether because he was held back or because he sucks.

That aside, I want to hear him in an argument with Estrada.

Random fact about Estrada. He is half Palestinian so :yes:

So if any Jewish wrestlers are signed, they'llbulldoze his home and shoot his children in self defense?

SMARTEST POST EVER

LOL, unreal.

In all fairness though, they were there first....:shifty:

Lol.. oh man your hilarious.. wait are you serious?

So then your opinion means dick. Go to WWE.com and find out yourself.

Im a well scholared man, of course Im being serius.....

You know what? Let's not turn this into some Israel shit. I'd rather talk about drawing comparisons between Marella and Super Mario.

Hell, We just need some hoss renamed Bowser to kidnap Maria and we've got an angle going.

lol Israel rules

You wanna take this to the discussion forum?

Just rename Masters. or don't. But we're going to need this for sure:

A midget who says "Thank you Santino, but our Princess is in another arena."

And Crossrine, if you want to make a thread in discussion, do it. Or Emoskippord. Or anyone else who wants to argue Israel/Palestine. It was, however, a joke primarily.

And then he'll manage a stable called the "Suicide Bombers."

Problem is any given guy in the stable can only wrestle one match. :shifty:

So...You thinking Khali? It'll be one more than usual. ;)

So...Goldberg?

RESIGN GOLDBERG!!!!!


*Edit*
..................... Posted that before I saw BDC's post....

Yeah, I can’t decide which is worse: Hearing his theme on TV or Jim Ross having a J.R.gasm whenever he mentions fruity, delicious (repeat those 2 words in random order for about 57,864 years on end, each time more excitedly than the last) Skittles...

As gay as it sounds, His theme song is the best part of the shit that is Santino.