<font color=goldenrod>We'll probably find out tonight on WWE.com

Whenever a huge title change occurs, they report it on the spot.</font>

Fixed.

Edit: Ooh, neg rep for a light hearted joke? Lighten up Koos. Seems you're taking things to seriously.

They should hold the battle royal at the GAB.

That makes sense to me.

Well gosh diddly darn, at least give him a 7

I'd laugh so much if Matt Boone, the Uber Heel won the title

Then i'd shoot him.

Damn. Least gonna get one right for Tipsters lol

According to Matt Boone you can read more at ProWrestlingPoopHole.com along with naked pictures of Edge's great aunt.

If Matt Hardy got the belt tonight I would mark out like crazy....then laugh at the fact that he got the heavyweight strap before his more popular brother.

If Hardy wins it, they got a built in storyline with Edge when he comes back, or a jealous sibling

See I would love to see Matt and Jeff run wild over their respective brands. Jeff taking the title off Cena would be fan-damn-tastic.

Quick, someone freaking whack Lashley in the kneecap with a lead pipe.

If Hardy wins, it shows that Edge's karma has come back to haunt him, but as i said before, he may have stole his best friend's girlfriend, but his best friend was matt hardy, so it's ok

In the words of Koos: 'Even joking about someone getting injured is pretty dickish of you' prepare for a neg rep from him!

The girl pop would be so immense everyone's ear drums would burst

Even when it's injuring a no-charisma no-personality no-mic skills waste of air time?

I'm not saying he should get injured.

I'm saying someone should take his ass out.

Jeff Hardy as WWE champ would be fucking hilarious.

Ok, ok, fine then.

Somebody go plant three tons of weed in Lashley's locker then.

For you sensitive types.

I'm on it!

In times like this we need a savior.....
THE MESSIAH!!!!!!







Or Gary Broslama.

... you're going to go and plant the weed, or are you just telling me that you yourself are on weed? :wtf:

Either way, i'm gonna have fun tonight

Lashley: What a great match that was. I shall now open my locker to retrieve my street... clothes...

*opens locker and three tons of dandelions fall on him*

Slow: Dandelions are weeds.
Me: That is SO not what I meant.
Slow: What, you thought I was gonna waste three tons of perfectly good crop?! Who's the high one here?!

It's gonna be Batista, Kane or Hardy in that order of likelyhood.

Henry has about as much of a chance to win it as Randy Savage.

They could give the title to Gary Broslama and it'd still be cooler than Cena as champ.

Chris Masters is the CLEAR choice here. And no, I will offer no evidence to support my claim.

Thank You Mr. Boone....

:lol: :y:

Kane should get the belt.

I believe D-Lo Brown tore his pectoral muscle back in 98 and wore a chest protector, he never missed any time.

If this happens, or Jericho just wins the thing in general somehow, I swear to God I will apologize for all the bad comments I made about the WWE in the past 5 years. EVERYTHING

Another fucking Battle Royal to determine the champ?

Tournament you dick weed writers....tournament. GIVES YOU TIME TO WORK THINGS OUT AS OPPOSED TO RUSSSSHHHHHING IT.

OOOOOHHHH WHAT A RUSH!

They should do what they did with the IC belt one time.

Battle Royal on SmackDown, last two people fight for the title later on.
If we were further out from a PPV I'd say do a tournament, but since it's the last show before a PPV...
They could use this to hype up the Bash.
"Unlike the last PPV, there will be a new champ!"

Greatest IC title situation ever IMO. Loved the way Razor and Martel abused each other in the ring at the end.

My pick for the last two - Kane and Hardy. Kane gets rid of Batista - costing him the title, which he makes up for at the GAB by Gaytista Bombing Kane allowing Matt to win.

Kane goes evil, Gaytista carries on dancing, and you have a 'big time' Summerslam NON-TITLE match.

It's all JBLs fault. He held the title for over a year and when he lost it he cursed SD. It was supposed to effect Cena but he went to RAW, and the curse doesn't travel, so every SD Champion has gotten injured since JBL held the title.

Or make it a triple threat match for the title....

Kane was going to face Edge at the Bash, so he's in there by default. The last two people in the battle royal.... Matt Hardy and Gary Broslama.

I have an idea.

Matt Hardy wins a tourney for the title and as is celebrating on the floor (cause he won it with his last bit of power), Khali's music hits. Khali grabs a mic. "Uarghahhgaha KHALI FIND uahfghgatgh waaaargh!". Khali's Translator says, "Khali found this Money In The Bank briefcase backstage and would like to cash it in right now.

Teddy Long's music plays.

Teddy Long : Now wait jus a minute playa. You don't FIND a money in the bank briefcase, you earn it!

Khali : Uargha uhahaha *brain chop*

Translator : The Great Khali has just earned his money in the bank briefcase.

Khali gets in, chop, powerbomb to Matt Hardy, Big Boot. 1-2-3. New Champ.

Khali celebrates by doing gyration dances to his music and his translator claps his hands and nods his head.

Smackdown still has a lot of choices obviously...

My number one choice would be Matt Hardy, as long as I have watched WWE they have never given an undercard worker like Matt Hardy a run at the top. He has a huge fan base and would be a surprise draw, he could even lead to higher ratings. Plus we could get Matt v.s Rey for the title at Summerslam which would be pretty good I imagine.

Number 2: Kane, obvious choice. Kane deserves it and like Hardy it would create something new an interesting the only problem I have is who is he going to face at Summerslam? Batista? This could work very well and is a believable SS main event. But other than Batista there are not many choices.

Choice 3? Batista/Great Khali - Khali would work he will always be over due to his size and he is pretty good. Batista can do the job we all know that but it will feel like we have seen it before. It could be interesting to see Khali take the title and feud with Batista to Summerslam.

I'M HOPING FOR HARDY!

McMahon Loses His Mind

(Inside Mr. McMahon's office. Vince McMahon is on the phone.)

MCMAHON: "Well, Jesus, fuck, it's just a pectoral! He has another one god damnit, doesn't he?! Make him use his other one! ... uh uh.... uh uh... you don't say... really? Sounds painful. Well listen, let Edge go fucking cry to some doctor in Canada where he gets his <mocking> 'free medical care,' and tell him to hurry his ass up in rehab."

(He hangs up. Stephanie and Triple H walk in.)

STEPH: Dad, what are we going to do about Smackdown? It's MY baby you know. My baby is dying, daddy.

MCMAHON: I know, sweetie, we're going to take care of it. Hunter!

HHH: Huhng?

MCMAHON: I need you to draft over to Smackdown and win the World Title tonight, pronto.

HHH: Uhh, sorry Vince. I'm still hurt, remember? My quad, and all that.

MCMAHON: Oh. What about Shawn? Or that nigger, Cena?

STEPH: Um...

HHH: Shawn is hurt too, Vince. And Cena's white, and he's the WWE Champion. You can't move him to Smackdown. That wouldn't make any sense. Unless you wanted to end this stupid roster split...

MCMAHON: No, no, no, we're not ending anything. Okay. Well let's just have Benoit win the title.

STEPHANIE: ...Chris is dead, daddy. He killed himself. Remember? It was in the paper.

MCMAHON: I don't read 'the paper,' unless it's WWE Magazine, you know that. Well look, who do we have?

STEPH: Front runners are Mark Henry, Great Khali, Batista, and Matt Hardy.

MCMAHON: God, I think I'm going to kill MY self.

HHH: You should.

MCMAHON: What?

HHH: Nothing, pops.

STEPH: I think if we push Batista really hard again, we can get him over with the fans.

HHH: Pfffft.

STEPH: Shut up, Hunter. Really, Daddy, we just have to give him another chance.

MCMAHON: I'm made of money, honey, not chances. Let's go with Matt.

STEPH/HHH: WHAT?!?!

MCMAHON: What?!

STEPH: Dad, you can't-

MCMAHON: WHAT?! WHAT?! Ha ha ha. I love Austin... for that bit, you know. WHAT?! Ha ha ha.

STEPH: ....

HHH: Vince, really, Matt Hardy?

MCMAHON: Matt Hardy?

HHH: Yeah, Matt-

MCMAHON: WHAT?! Ha ha ha! Works every time. Alright, you two go, get the hell out of my office, go make me some more big strong grand kids; grandSONS, preferrably.

(They leave. The phone rings. It's)

DAVE LAGANA: Vince, who's going to win the World Title tonight? I need to know so I can -

MCMAHON: WHAT?! Hahahaha