WHAT WERE YOU PLANNING TO PAY ME WITH? MONEY? You've got a lot of nerve guy...

I'm sure you can get a midget half off.

I think we can work something out.

French-Canadian Hookers are the best....:shifty:

I'll work in the promotion. I demand a $85,000 salary with a lot of options and a company car. So, I'm guessing it would cost somewhere around $115,000 to start a promotion...assuming all you need is me...which is actually all you need.

TOVO vs TOVO in a TOVO for TOVO Match!

Throw that up on the marquee and it'll sell out faster than WrestleMania.

How about $9 an hour, no title shot, but after the show I get to sleep with all the hookers and smoke all the meth I want out of Destor's new labs?

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! When did we decide this was a hooker-free wrestling promotion. Good god what am I saying. There has never been and so long as I am alive and breathing there never will be a wrestling promotion that doesn't have hookers. It's a tradition that's more sacred than any other in this industry.

I'm only going to roid to the point that it covers up that I'm tweaking on Destor's stuff.

And I'm still not sold on this hooker-less promotion thing. I think it's more important to have hookers than a ring, and I think the #1 promotion in the world, WWE, would agree with me on that.

I'll settle for sluts for the first year, but after that we need to bring in the quality whores.

That will work.

For a starter fed (or anything you could run):

Wrestling Ring: $3000

Rending out a gym or small arena: $500 per hour (includes setup time)

Wrestlers: From free (people just getting into business and making a name) or unholy prices (people who once wrestled on television and think they're hot shit).

Promotion: The amount you place into promotion is up to you, but this is what it will take to get people to the shows. More you place in, the better the turn out.

Then there is other little things like permits to hold events, venders, and any misc that you want for the fed. My estimate is if you want to place some real effort into creating a fulltime promotion...$300,000 probably at the least. A one time or annual show, I can see getting away with $10,000-$40,000.