I hate JBL and I dont even believe that

On a note unrelated to Skippord's e-suicide, wrestling really should sell itself. The product should speak for itself without the need for an outside pitch.

Watch an episode of TNA. Mostly, they're about even in quality, so it's hard to be thrown by an exceptionally bad night or mislead by an exceptionally good night. If you enjoy it, you'll probably enjoy everything.

Also, Skippord is a dirty nigger-faced jew.

would that make me a quarter black jew?

"E-Suicide"

LOL

"Skippord"

LOL

Good things about TNA:

-Kurt Angle

-Christian Cage

-Samoa Joe matches, which are often brutal, and often end with the MuscleBuster, which is quite sick.

-Guys who know how to have a great brawl, like: Rhino, Raven, Abyss, Chris Harris, James Storm, Black Reign, and the Steiners.

-Christopher Daniels always delivers.

-Great high flyers, like: AJ Styles, Senshi, Chris Sabin, Alex Shelley, Jay Lethal, Petey Williams, and Sonjay Dutt, who consistently put on good matches.

-The comedy stylings of Kevin Nash.

-Sting. An icon.

-Did I mention Kurt Angle?


Bad things about TNA:

-Bob fucking piece of shit Backlund. Get the fuck off my TV!

-Poorly conceived, often drawn out storylines. The new 2-hour version will hopefully fix this dramatically.

-The Voodoo Kin Mafia. Not so cool anymore.

-Team 3D. I'm sorry to say, but they've really run their course.

-The terrible grip on the World Title scene of Jeff Jarrett.... his wife died. He's in a grieving period right now and isn't wrestling. But he will be back.

I watch it and I can't sell it to anyone. There are good and bad points. I'm mostly just sad that Dustin Rhodes looks like a gay La Parka if I was high.

Speaking of which TNA should hire La Parka

TNA would be great if they went back to being an independent federation with a national TV and PPV deal. With some big wrestling names being attached to the promotion (Kurt Angle, Christian Cage, Sting and Kevin Nash), and some of the best independent acts around, they could be fucking great. Unfortunately, that's not what we have.