Carl im headbooker so no worries there. ;)

You keep that 'Noid in line, you hear me!?

Else he'll be TPWF's answer to Vince Russo.

No problem, Basham(and any other bizarre wrestlers alienoid comes up with) aint getting near any title with me around!!!

Come up with lots of daft gimmicks I can make fun of, a la Bobby Heenan

Lets hire matt boone and make a daft gimmick for him.

I dunno. The Bashams as tag team champs isn't bad.

I'm going to feed him false information!

Was mainly referring to singles titles. :cool: Though even as tag champs they bored me, they were only entertaining as heymans security. *writes down idea*

I want to be a heel manager. "Unruly" Pat Dooley

... :shifty:

Senior Ref right here..

BOBBY KNIGHT WILL SAVE_TNA

Well again, if anyone is serious, I'll take it serious....seriously. :)

Anyway, here is a few things needed to be considered in a budget...

<strong>EXPENSES:</strong>

Wrestling Ring (prices from HighSpot.com):
16' Rings - $4,000
18' Rings - $4,500
6-Sided Ring - $7,500 (don't want it, but think it's funny it's more expensive and sucks)

Location:
Hall- I tend to notice them go for $500-$3000
Arena (at least a small one)- I don't know...guessing rental is $10,000 at the lowest

...this is also on top of licences and permits needed to hold said wrestling event. I'm looking for a wrestling friend to give me some info on the prices, but I'm taking a rough guess at $50-$100 each right now (don't know how off I am).

Talent:
I know some of you boys are wrestlers, so you have to fill in the blanks here. I'm guessing wrestlers will cost from $5-$1000 (depending on status). As for the rest of you, I expect you'll, I don't know how much it would be for regular pay.

Equipment:
No fireworks or etc. If we want cameras though, I'd say we'd either pull our resources together. Editting, Dubbing, etc is no problem.Neither is graphics.

Belts:
Plastic Replica: $12
Official Replica: $200-$400
CustomL $700-$1500

Advertising:
TV: Don't know...guessing between $100-$200 for one spot on cable.
Radio: Not a clue...I say we just get CanadianCrippla to give a guy a blowjob in exchange for airtime.
Flyers: Almost any business around here seems to help advertise wrestling events. I'm guessing businesses are just happy to help. Though might be being paid as well.


<strong>PROFIT:</strong>

Depends on what we make money on. Most likely most revenue would come from attendence at events. Depending on how much we charge (estimating between $12-$25), a full attendence can bring in between $2,500 and and $10,000 (this is thinking small scall though, could be bigger depending on size and hype of event.

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Don't take my figures too seriously though, as I looked up some, others were guesses and estimates. Some numbers could be much lower or much higher than I stated.

I would say, in all seriousness...it is to an extent possible to REALLY throw on a show. Though it would probably be a smart move as a small scale, or at least have it a one time thing where we can hold an event 1 Day or 3 Days, and have a tournament than a yearly promotion.

Also we would need to raise the funds in order to create such an event, decided on a leader, and decide on a location of said promotion (seeing as the people of these forums live in different continents, much less different countires). However, this is just me giving some real input on the subject...it all depends on how you guys really feel about it.

I'd be best as a commentator, either play-by-play or colour as a sleazy heel who takes the heel side. I also would not make a bad manager or even a referee. I could also write the shows, because believe it or not I'm not all for putting the top title on Doug Basham. Original misconceptions that became taken as lore after a while.

Also, a promotion run by TPWW would fail badly. My observations on most guys around here is that while they are not idiots, they think they are smarter than they actually are, and can't see past their own image of the company. BDC would want some useless hoss at the top, KK would skip over a lot of possible talent because he personally sees nothing in them, etc. I cannot think of enough open minded people on here that could justify a joint-run promotion.

The company would be built around me obviously.

I vote Noid into a booking position, but all of his ideas must go through a rigorous clearance process.

Boone should be the backstage reporter and at totally random moments throughout the show it would just cut to him. He would then spew out a bogus headline and then it would cut right back to where we left off.

Like how TNA currently reigns-in Russo? I could see the fans complaining and chanting "Noid Sucks" or "Fire Noid" and then we can hold a press conference and be like, "But Alienoid isn't even writing this!". :shifty:

I wanna be in charge of the fucking cotton candy!



That was funny when the 4 year old said it at my work today.

Don't SPOIL things by being realistic. Jeez!

You fucks. I came up with "TPWF" like 3 years ago. Only it was a Smackdown vs. RAW online tournament thingie.

But yeah I love this idea. I'm serious. I can do the website for TPWF. And lo, it would be awesome.

JT I can get most of that for next to nothing, including a lighting rig and a decent amp for music

I can join in the fued with Abyss. :shifty:

Abyss has already agreed terms to join the TPWF... but shhhh! It's a secret.

TL/Noid we need at least 7 secrets that can be revealed about Abyss within the first year

Suggestions:

Abyss used to work in a cornershop serving sweets
Abyss once owned a Toyota
Abyss knows the difference between butter and I can't believe it's not butter

Abyss was the shooter on the grassy knoll

That's the stuff

Abyss faked the moon landing

And arranged 9/11

lmao@the last one.:lol:

Holy shit...a Superbrawl83 post!:D