And maybe the pills? I mean, he had several types of pills including Vicodin and Perqoset or however it's spelled on him, pills he acquired illegally.

I mean, I know we're only guessing, but if I were to guess why he got suspended, the shit they DO suspend you for in his car would sure as fuck be a part of it.

RVD only does doobies, man. What are you talking about, dude? He's all about the natural weed, dude. He'd never put that crap in his body, man.

And for all the talk about the comic, it's amusing and semi-insightful. IT's not brilliant, but I can't believe people are still going on about it. It's not as terrible as people are making it out to be.

Oh right, I forgot. Elvis didn't do no drugs.