Kenny |
11-02-2008 12:15 PM |
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Originally Posted by Narcissus
(Post 2332541)
So, is 'spot monkey' the new phrase for 'entertaining' then?
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That's what it sounds like. What we need is some kind of graph or chart to show us exactly when somebody becomes a spot monkey. You know, like the charts that tell you whether or not you're obese?
I'm just curious. How many "holy shit" chants do you need per match to officially be considered a spot monkey? How many awesome moves do you have to hit to become a spot monkey?
Or, here's something that will throw a lot of people off. What if 2 out of 5 of a wrestlers matches contain enough awesome spots to push into the spot monkey bracket, yet the other 3 do not? Do we take all of the spots in that match and get a percentage rate of all 5 matches? Or, because there were more matches that were not spot monkey matches... would he still be considered normal?
Here's a really tough one. If a spot monkey went up to a temple to pray, making several stops along the way. Then, the next day two trains left two different spots. Exactly how would you manage to get all 3 hobbits and all 3 orcs on the other side of the river while avoiding becoming a spot monkey?
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