I do.

Taker did the top rive dive during the Edge match last year. I'm pretty sure he's done it in PPV matches since then.

Either way, he does it in any big match.

Yep, and Mickey Rourke will be "looking on from ringside"...pfft, as if, guys. Just for the record, I'll be the first to admit, I will mark the fuck out if Rourke shows up in his wrestling role Randy "The Ram" Robinson from The Wrestler, and hits a Ram Jam on Jericho.

I have a feeling they'll do an angle where Rourke starts to get into the ring as Jericho is celebrating after winning. He'll get on the mic and say he won't fight Jericho but he knows someone who will.

Cue glass shattering.

I hope Piper and Snuka get eliminated early, then we get Steamboat vs. Jericho for 10 minutes

I'm hoping for the Shawn Michaels jump to his feet, and the Taker sit up to happen at the same time after their both down for an 8-9 count.

Fixed.

I'd love to see Michaels kip-up only for Taker to grab him for a quick Chokeslam.

There are so many awesome spots possible for this match it's ridiculous.

In the same vein as the Suicide Dive Superkick, Michaels could go for the Moonsault to the outside and Taker can catch him for a Tombstone.

I cannot freaking wait dudes. I haven't been this jacked for a justin.tv stream in my life!!!

Taker Sit-Up -> Superkick while he's still on his arse

Also hoping for an RKO counter to the Pedigree, followed by a punt, followed by another RKO

But because he can't pin due to the ref being out, DDT from the second rope onto a flaming, barbed wire plank of wood.

and for a crossbody from Steamboat, and a Ram Jam, and a Stunner

In a trash can. Through three tables.

Which makes the ring collapse and set on fire as well

...just before Houston becomes one big fireworks display for what's left of Texas to watch in astonishment.

And for Edge to retain

And Mr. Rogers emerges victorious, in a blood-stained sweater.

And then Cena puts the smouldering ashes of the arena into the STFU and overcpmes the odds to defeat Texas

Then Mcmahon power walks to the charred remains of the ring and says ring the bell! screwing BOTH men out of the belt only to award it to.....













Paul London!

But Paul London this time forgets to look happy and is fired on the spot. Cena emerges from his Mcmahon Rimjob position to reclaim the title

I think I can safley say that I'd be the only one that'd mark out of The Undertaker came out on his motorcycle as The American Badass.

Speaking of which, seeing as how it's the biggest sports-entertainment event of the year, and it IS in Texas, how is Chuck Norris NOT making a special celebrity appearance? :wtf:

Orton/HHH should be amazing

I'm thinking it might happen. Shawns had the upper-hand on Taker throughout the feud so he might try and throw him off

You think an arena could contain the awesomeness of Chuck Norris without hhim killing all the crowd and their pets?

Don't be silly.

Uh, he IS gonna be there. Didn't you know he's Shawn Michaels?

I'm wondering if Shawn's ego gets in the way, where he not only wants to win, but he wants to do it with showmanship and he tries a tombstone.

I could see him coming out on a bike, but dressed as the Deadman.

Someone suggested he could come out on a white motorcycle and I liked that idea.

Hell, you can even have the druids come out on bikes to be his gang.

This is a legitimate concern that I had not taken into account. How foolish of me.

I could see that, but I think it's a good bet that we'll see a Taker Tombstone reversed into a Shawn Tombstone.

Oh, also it's probably not going to be anything more than a pipe dream, but I would also love to see them let Fink do the ring announcement at the start and end of Jericho's match. (Because it would tie in to the legends/Fink's induction into the Hall of Fame Class of 2009 last night.)

I dunno, Lilian's voice work is alright, but she sounds bland in comparison to guys like Okerlund and Fink. Fink's deep voice has a very dulcet quality to it which I personally find quite pleasing to the auditory organs (i.e., ears).

I've seen it loads, but I would still mark for the rolling tombstone counter.

Is it too early to start looking up streams?

Watching HBM throw his back out attempting a tombstone seems like it would be utter hilarity to me.

Yeah, loads will claim to have it then fuck up when it begins.

Fuck that, I want him to be doing the entire event.

If they go with a combined-brand announce team I could see it being a real possibility.

So right now to get even more into Wrestlemania I'm watching my All-Wrestlemania card... right now I'm watching TLC 2 and just got finished watching HBK/Angle. God I'm such a nerd and a fucking love Wrestlemania.

Chuck Norris and Shawn Michaels in the same zipcode will result in the instant vaporization of any mortal in a 1,000 mile radius. You must not sleep on the awesomeness of Norris. For goodness sakes, He can sneeze with his eyes open!:eek:

In fact they should do 5 of them spanning the length of the ring.