<font color=goldenrod>If you wanna talk cheesy:

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So The American Dream is to be a dancing fat guy in polka dots. Okay.</font>

If you have the time, I think you should go back and watch some Doink matches with Bobby Heenan on commentary. Listen to the way The Brain put him over. The character was obviously an accomplished wrestler, and it showed in his performances. There was just something completely 'off' about him that made him dress as a clown. They would speculate at to whether it was head games or if he was just a complete fucking lunatic. They would make comments about him looking "very familiar", and speculate as to him possibly being an older wrestler that people had forgotten about (which he actually really was). I really wish they would have stuck through with Doink being a heel to see if they would have ever had him reveal his identity, but the only problem was HE WAS TOO FUCKING OVER. He was getting crazy cheers for doing dastardly shit. What a compelling character. They need depth like that in today's WWE.

:|

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU PEOPLE?!

Big Vito, your post is also inexcusable. It should be stricken from the record.

I'm so glad CSL is here right now.

See Thrilla, and you call ME crazy?

I have always found this theme to be terrible, if for no other reason than the random cow moos.

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I stand by that. It doesn't mean I don't like you, though. Doink is the fucking man.

Whew, I was worried I made an enemy. Never scare me like that again dammit!

Yeah, I get all that, but they DID do the characters and the theme song FIT those characters WELL, k?

If Matt Bourne shows up, you'll be in big trouble.

Shit.

Yeah it fit them I get that but it was so damn cheesy

I hereby retract my nomination of that as one of the worst themes

I guess my main problem was with the gimmick

I nominate "Knuckleball" Schwartz. WTF was the point of even having that character around?

I want to nominate "Man Called Sting"

So Triple H could make fun of him. Plus that was Brooklin Brawler's other charecter.

the point was that baseball was on a strike IIRC so why not have a player join wrestling I suppose

Here's the theme

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I don't know if this counts since HBK never used it, but it should at least get a mention in the thread:
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Seth is correct about Abe Schwartz, but again, I'd say that theme fit his lame ass.

:foc:

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Never liked this. Not as good as the WCW version, no need for it.

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If we are just talking themes and how they fit, I'd have to say Marcus Cor Von

That David Flair titantron kills me every time. :lol:

And yeah, LOVED the Cor Von theme, but it was about as relevant as a skateboard to a fish.

I mean look at this, doesn't even fit the video

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it even looks like they are saying "The alpha male?"

I never thought I'd vote for Cor Von in a worst theme contest, but yeah, pretty ridiculous.

That's what I was getting at.... the character, the theme.... all totally LAME!!!

Jimmy Hart was really kinda shitty compared to Jim Johnston.

ROFL it's a knock off of the Volume 2 version. :rofl:

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The original Age of the Fall theme...

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That guy sounds kinda furious about being sexy.

If no one has said it yet, Snitsky's debut theme.

I forget his original theme. The least you could have done was looked it up on YouTube for us.

You mean this one?

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:shifty:

If you mean this one...

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...I would say that the theme is pretty bland, but not even close to the worst. Once they added the "IT'S NOT MY FAULT!", I thought it was a totally passable theme.

Man, I love theme threads. Guilty pleasure.

2 Cold Scopio WCW

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Shut up, Kevin. That's amazing.

Nothing wrong with that Scorpio theme

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Also suprised nobody has mentioned the Uncle Kracker X Factor theme, always seems to come up in these threads

Bastion Booger

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