Oh and MVP to enter you have to rep me

only joking

I can't,

shitty computer.

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Tonight on WWF Presents American Politics...

Taka Michinoku - AS - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Wally Yamaguchi - AS - George W. Bush
Val Venis - AS - U.S. Constitution
Sho Funaki - AS - Big Business
Dick Togo - AS - The Religious Right
Mens Teioh - AS - FOX News

lol at wart remover MVP

OH Christ, loopy's here. It's over


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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ANDRE: Greg? GREG? Speak to me! Oh, no! I shouldn't have let you watch the "Tutti Frutti" video...

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Rising from a deep sleep, Richard Rood couldn't help but notice that his pillow had become bonier...his bed had become bigger...and only half as many people were watching. This must be a dream.

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This is what happens when Stu Hart lets Vince Russo run The Dungeon for a few hours.

rofl

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You know the stereotype about Japanese guys? Kaitenai "evens" the odds

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The Japanese in the back were sick and tired about hearing Val Venis brag about how much bigger American penises were, so they decided to do something about it.

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One of the WWE's lesser used gimmicks nowadays, the "who can get to sleep the fastest" match used to be quite popular.

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I'M GONNA EAT YA!

Where the heck did that Japanese picture come from anyway????

Who the hell is that guy?

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Things weren't looking good for Triple H when the Japanese smarks got a hold of him...

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That! Was! MY! Juicy! Fruit!

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And here is a rare clip of the old days, when Triple H was just beginning to master his hold-down aura.

That's Val Venis. It happened back in 98 or so. Venis came out and saved that girl, who was the guy with the sword's wife, from being humiliated in the ring by the Kaienti(sp) stable. Val begins making movies with that girl while feuding with Kaienti. Then Taka starts teaming with Val to take on Kaienti. In a tag match Taka and that girl turn on Val and Kaienti and Taka drag Val to the back and proceed to chop his thing off. CAMERAS turned off just when it was about to happen.

^ wtf? LMAO!!!

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When DiBiase went to bail Virgil out of jail, he realized he'd need twice as much money to do so, as Andre's affection toward his bitch grew overnight.

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The Japenese had finally gotten a hold of the final producer of "Final Fantasy X-2."

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Valentine: *Cough* Andre, stop choking me!
Andre: That's what you get for poking me!
Valentine: Your hand is... Too strong...
Andre: Wait until you see my schlong!
Valentine: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Andre: Anybody wanna peanut?

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Rick: So relaxing, I can hear the ocean. Mick was right...
Ref: *Farts*
Rick: Ah, the peaceful oceanic storm... Like a tsunami from paradise...

ROFL, even if it's not a normal caption, that has to be archived!

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Andre: Who Does Number 2 work for?!?!?!


OR


Andre: You copied my whopper

ROFL. :y::y:

You left out the best/worst part.

The next week on RAW, Venis came out, penis entact, for a match. It turns out that - at the last possible second - Val was saved by...

...wait for it...

...John Bobbitt.

I am so seriously not making this up.

LOL, I remember that.

:lol: some great captions

You're kidding me.

Man, and we complain about Eugene? LMAO

Ok,

Who should win this and receive 90 days of love from me, plus a rep

*Asking the non captioners*

Yeah it's hot

Yeah. You gotta wonder how bad the Eugene angle could be if Vince Russo were still writing. ;)

Yeah Cork, you gotta archive my "Dungeon" Caption. I mean I don't usually plug my own captions, but I really liked that one and I think that's a great one.

There's no topic for it tho... hey LC, why don't you start a Miscellaneous Captions Archive? :D (I'm lazy; busy)


Anyway, I just thought of one (well, it's not mine originally... technically...)

Brian: "Um, Val, you sure about this? You're usually aren't too good in tight situations.
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Val: "Okay, okay. How many stinkin' Japanese samurai does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One stinkin' Japanese samurai to change the light bulb, and two stinkin' Japanese samurai to commit ritualistic Japanese suicide for messing it up.

Heheheeheheheheheeheheh!!!!!"

(rep if possible for the easy reference)

:lol:

Ladies and Gentlemen.......

The winner of the Ravishing award, who will win a rep from me and 90 days of love is.........

Loose Cannon

90 days have begun

I love you Loose canon :love:

lol at the Pepsi Man avatar. And thanks for the award :D

*rep*

Well the 1st Ravishing award is now done, it'll be back in 3 months. (In other words when the 90 days of love is over)

:love:

Die!!!!

And to think I wasted a perfectly great Family Guy caption on this! :mad: