Shit not included.

Also, why is there a Spiderman outfit inside? Is Orton Spiderman?

Orton is Spiderman with a colostomy bag?

it's his only spider sense that tingles

Bill Simmons' BS Report w/ The Miz

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnradio/...ve?id=2864045#

I'm pretty sure his shoulder is pretty tingly.

Simmons is letting his inner WWE fan come out, first HBK now the Miz

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YB94gCumshg?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YB94gCumshg?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="225" height="25"></embed></object>

Miz has a pretty inspiring character arc for a heel.

Yeah. When he started on that "if anyone tells you you can't accomplish your dreams" thing I was thinking... "How is this not an inspiring face promo?"

Then of course he turned it around with the whole "Well, you can't. Because you're not me" thing.

I haven't been this positive about wrestling in a while. Not excited like during the Attitude era and ECW days but, I was a kid back then and doubt I'll ever be as excited about wrestling like that ever again.

It's just nice to turn on Raw or Smackdown and see a bunch of talented performers (even their "sucky" guys aren't so bad in the ring) show off their stuff.

Fake Steel cage logos do not make the world go 'round!!!!!!!

I wonder who got all those colorful title belts when the title reign was over. Do you think they just let Warrior have all of them like the White and the purple ones?

They should give that belt to Sheamus once he becomes Double Double E Champion again!

Had a horrible match idea, and it doesn't deserve a thread...

The Heinz 57 match.

7 vats covered in black Paper surround the ring. They are filled with Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, Ranch Dressing, Baked Beans, Pepto Bismol, and Heinz 57 sauce.

2 ways to win the match:
throw your opponent into 5 of the 7 vats.

OR

throw your opponent into the one that is the Heinz 57 Sauce.

DH Smith vs. Tyson Kidd on Superstars. What was the point of the weeks of tension between them on Raw if they're going to have their first match on the C show. Also, has Natalya even acknowledged that they've broken up?

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/173514-1/..._rope_slip.gif

:lol: one of them sells the botch while the other walks away

Remember when Furnas and LaFon were supposed to be the next big thing in tag team wrestling? Haw-haw!

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WsuQhvq15zM?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WsuQhvq15zM?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

Don't know if this was posted before. Anybody if this was a worked shoot or a real shoot?

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CGOKAVPYZOw?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CGOKAVPYZOw?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

:rofl: When both of them are talking about the little girl they called "demon girl" and Miz telling Morrison "I told you I'm not the Jannety."

It's also the show that the Hart Dynasty would constantly job to Cryme Tyme on. Now the Hart Dynasty has been tag team champions and Cryme Tyme is disbanded and half of them are fired.

It's a midcard feud so it belongs on the midcard show. Maybe WGN America asked them to start putting more important matches on the shows. WGN is one of the biggest remaining "Superstations" in the country.

Taz replied to me on Twitter.

:cool:

Taz: Quit sending me nude pics or I'll call the cops, weirdo!

<object width="410" height="341" id="veohFlashPlayer" name="veohFlashPlayer"><param name="movie" value="http://www.veoh.com/static/swf/webplayer/WebPlayer.swf?version=AFrontend.5.5.3.1072&permalinkId=v559760mDgHastT&player=videodetailsembedded&v ideoAutoPlay=0&id=anonymous"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.veoh.com/static/swf/webplayer/WebPlayer.swf?version=AFrontend.5.5.3.1072&permalinkId=v559760mDgHastT&player=videodetailsembedded&v ideoAutoPlay=0&id=anonymous" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="410" height="341" id="veohFlashPlayerEmbed" name="veohFlashPlayerEmbed"></embed></object><br /><font size="1">Watch <a href="http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/music/watch/v559760mDgHastT">Tiny Toons - Particle Man clip</a> in <a href="http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/music">Music</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp;View More <a href="http://www.veoh.com">Free Videos Online at Veoh.com</a></font>

I wanna know who Joey Numbers was

Joey Styles.

What did he say?

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9...24smvamjn7.gif

or

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/t...jeff_hardy.gif

or

http://i.imgur.com/JkeG7.gif

or

http://www.4thletter.net/wp-content/.../angrygirl.gif

Well....here comes the pain.

Wow, it looks like CM Punk actually put time into his makeup. So he wasn't impersonating Jeff Hardy afterall!

So he didn't just throw a bucket of paint on his face and then say "alright let's go do this thing!!!"

Which is why TNA didn't make him World Champ.

Wow, storyline advancement on Superstars! Trent Baretta and Curt Hawkins is the most slept on feud in WWE today.