How Phil Neville has got 50 caps is beyond me.

the only thing possibly wrong with that is that terry's arm was on ricardo's shoulder. but ricardo made NO attempt to jump at all and just flapped his arms.

well yeah, we wont win penalties.

Ho hum, world cup then? No doubt we'll be fucked over by penalties there too then.

We haven't played well, thats true but thats still fucking bullshit.

ashley cole and sol campbell have been immense.

omg - phil neville's fucked now.

:|

From page two :)

why the hell are we still lobbing long balls forward to the box when we have the two smallest strikers ever

we're out

That goal was our last chance and it was wrongly disallowed. We've gone to pieces.

frank you beauty!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

YTADSFASFAS

COME ON SUPER FRANK

Now lets see that be disallowed too you cheating Swiss cunt.

now the portugese can feel robbed - we are so lucky.

Thirty seconds later, THIS is proved wrong, and your remark about us losing on penalties will be the right one.

yeah shut up :$ we're still going out,

jeez i dont think i can take anymore of this - my nerves are shot to hell.

SUPER FRANKY LAMPARD

Oh god, just hurry up and lose already, I can't take any more of this.

You know, we invented this sport, we should be given a bye to the final of everything, ever. It's only fair.

FUCKS SAKE CLEAR IT

now its sudden death......come on becks do something yer lazy get!

Free kick to Vassell

EDGE OF THE AREA

HIGH DRAMA IN LISBON

*marks out*

oh no penalties

Oh shit, penalties.

It's over :(.

the word that every England fan dreads "penalties"

oh well, see you in 10 minutes chaps. Lets hope these things can go our way for once eh?

so becks, owen, lampard, vassell, campbell???

OK, everyone quickly predict who will miss for us. I hate to say it, but Lampard. Possibly Hargreaves too.

COME ON LADS

Owen's missed loads for Liverpool :'(

Becks, Lampard, Gerrard and Owen will all miss.

actually becks, owen, lampard, terry and hargreaves

COME ON BOYS. COME ON.

Wengerland, get on MSN :'(

If Gerrard was still playing then maybe, RBF ;)

david james to save two and england to go though.

remember we beat spain on pens at this point in 96

After its over,gonna watch it with my dad.:(

let Owen take one of the first ones. If he takes a crucial one like the last one we're fucked :|

Yeah, with a goalkeeper who could save penalties and an opposing goalkeeper who wasn't renowned for it, IE the exact opposite of this scenario.