I marked on that clip and I will mark out when it truly does happen.

Woulda been so much better if it had gone down that way wwwyki.

from what I want for him..not what he has LOL.

ZackRyder Zack Ryder
I'M SORRY ZACK PACK. I CAN'T GET EPISODE 13 OF Z! TLIS TO UPLOAD. THE INTERNET IN MEXICO IS SO SLOW. HOPEFULLY I CAN FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.
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:'(

They use the "guy on a bike takes your USB stick, sneaks into America, breaks into a house, and uploads it there" system.

THEY'RE BACK FOLKS OH HELL YEAH!

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Zack Ryder loves marks and can draw money :cool:

I like Scott Stanford more and more every week.

at first I was like who the hell is scott standford...and now I'm like hey look its scott stanford! Wonder if he's gonna make a Ryder-esque remark today!?

<font color=goldenrod>ROFL @ the headband on the sombrero</font>

"Happy Birthday John Morriso---eh i mean, uhh...Zack!"

"They call me Zack like Mark-Paul Gosselaar"

"I can draw money."

Best one yet. Seriously, the "draw money" and the "happy birthday john morrison" line actually made me laugh out loud.

WWWYKI bro

What if Stanford became the manager of Ryder and Hawkins? Not that Ryder needs a manager.

I was thinking that Ryder, Hawkins, and Baretta should form a tongue-in-cheek stable called Superstars.

I mean, come on, Ryder could easily be IC or US champ, and Hawkins and Baretta could easily be tag team contenders. It's stable building 101. Give them some muscle and it's perfect. (Brodus?)

I don't know, bros. Scott Stanford seemed to get LESS tan after the Broski in a Bottle.

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/...g?t=1305267475

Again i found myself laughing out loud, ALOT!

Anyone recognize the music from the Brozki in a Bottle commercial? I've heard it somewhere else (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G39GgvCjTZs) but I'm not sure if it actually exists elsewhere.

I don't know why WWE continue to do this; He's over, fans want him on tv, but WWE likes to ignore fans and do what they want. I heard they've even confiscated some Ryder sings. Silly WWE>

I hear that music used in tons of videos. I think it is like some generic music that probably comes with iMovie or something.

"I've kissed princess Leia, like Mark Hammil."

CONTINUITY!!!

How isn't the Big-O in the WWE already and a 5 time World Heavyweight Champion?

Who is this Big-O guy anyways? Is he FCW? Is he even a wrestler? Or just some jacked friend of Zack?

:rofl: Even Austin is loving this stuff.

ZackRyder Zack Ryder



@steveaustinBSR Thanks for watching my show. I'll send some cases of Bud Light Lime to the Broken Skull Ranch.

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@ZackRyder Your welcome bro...it's a fun show. Keep up the good work...but if you send Bud Light Lime to the BSR your ass is in trouble.

Split second Ryder & Hawkins old school pic at the end of the video? The green color corrected negative one...

lol @ Bud Light Lime.

It's Zack Ryders Birthday today. WWWYKI

Happy Broday

Happy Broday. WWWYKI

Happy broday! wOO wOO wOO.

<font color=goldenrod>According to Observer Radio, the Cena/Ryder interactions the past couple of weeks were done as an attempt to boost attendance at an upcoming Long Island house show.

Sounds like bullshit if only because I don't really see why a 5 second backstage meeting would make that much of a difference. Wouldn't put it past WWE to scapegoat Ryder if the attendance sucks, though.</font>

I think it is more a reaction to "Hey, this guy seems popular... but... we don't like him and don't want to use him.... uhhh.... let's stick him backstage! His fans will be satisfied enough by a random appearance!"

Sounds about right :)

Looks like the videos are working...

^ :)

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Naw, but for real, this stuff the past few weeks with having him backstage... I got the feeling that he was in a "holding pattern" until he could do more after the Over the Limit PPV.

Ryder turns on Cena and fist pumps him in the jaw leading to Ryder vs Cena at Summerslam. New WWE champion (and now facing the rock at WM28)...ZACK RYDER!

No silly he will go on to end The Streak heh.

By appearing on RAW he already ended one of his streaks LOL

you know it bros

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I wonder what he means by that he is going to another website. Do you think they are going to move the show to WWE.com?

:heart: Scott Stanford

Ha ha ha ha. The bud light lime. Nice.

Loved Broskis on Broadway and puring the bear through the mask.

I wonder how much Scott Stanford contributes to writing this, he's gold.

This was amazing :'(

WWE needs to put this guy on tv. They're going to miss the boat, possibly on purpose, so when he finally gets some tv no one will care. They just don't want him to get over.

If his show goes to WWE.com would it still be as awesome? Sure, he'd have higher production, but I don't know if they can capture the same spirit

A shorty but a goodie in the next episioe he needs to visually have "WWE dopping the ball" on Zack Ryder he is the definition of Sports-Entertainment.

He already did that

Love the colour synchronisation of the fonts and the new logo.
WWWYKI Bro

I though it was missed the boat anywho the "Major Broskis" lost on Supestars this week and I didn't realize this but they are the youngest tag team champions ever in WWE according to Stanford.

He did dropping the ball in one of the earlier episodes before this thread was created. Go check out the older ones and it'll be there.

Don't even give them that idea! You're right I think, the 'spirit' wouldn't be there and WWE would fuck it up somehow.

Holy mother of fuck was that ever amazing this week. Best one yet.

the eps just get better and better.

from twitter:

ZackRyder Zack Ryder
EPISODE 15 OF Z! TLIS IS UPLOADING AS WE TWEET...KEEP CHECKING HTTP://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/LONGISLANDICEDZ

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Very nice, made my day better.

The show is moving :(

WTF shirtless fat kid

It almost certainly is. I'm afraid they're gonna make him vacate the Internet Championship. :(

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah, feel like the show won't be quite as funny with WWE running it. Colt's podcasts led me to believe that even things like online series get micromanaged to hell. Said he had an awful time trying to run "What's Crackin' With Scotty Goldman".

BroHIOOOOOOOOOOOO</font>

Taylor Swift :D

These just keep getting better

woo woo woo tang clan

Seriously, they need to push this guy to the fucking moon.

All the way to Wooanus?

Get it, WOO-ANUS!

Twas yet another really good show I and I can't help but think a part of the reason he's doing this is to help his "Big O" buddy out and he'd actually make a great enforcer for their stable.

Is this Big O guy even a wrestler?

Truth be told, I'm actually putting together some music for Zack Ryder and the WWE. Lets hope he uses it.

I'm suprised he isn't. Given his build, he's the type of guy WWE would push too.

Nobody giving the obligatory "Best One Yet" comment this week?

Didn't think it was the best one actually. Sure, it was enjoyable, but it'd be great to see some more jibes in there (like the "I can draw money" or "drop the ball" bits).

Anyhoo, i got my anchor to say "Like us on Facebook, Follow us on Twitter, and tune in next week..." (yeah, we don't have T-shirts and can't spike our hair - it's business news television for godsake).

Woo Woo Woo You Know It.

I hope he gets the show moved to wwe.com. Sure, it did nothing for Colt Cobana, but no-one other than a few of us IWC nerds cared about him anyway. On the other hand, some of the success of the Miz must be attributed to the Dirt Sheet series. Someone high up saw potential in the Miz in one of the eps, and gave him the ball. Obviously, he's done a lot on his own since then to get to where he is now, but it could have all started with those videos.

The thing I love most about ZTLIS is that it's just him doing the whole thing himself on iMovie. If it gets moved to wwe.com then it will take away the low-budget cheesiness of it that I love.

Whilst those little digs are my favourite parts of the series, I thought it was pretty damn good episode. The "game show" had me in stitches. It was much better than some of the eps that were called "Best One Yet". IMO of course.

I didn't know that Ryder started saying WWWYKI on the Dirt Sheet.

Guy you HAVE to check out Santino vs Zack Ryder on Superstars.

My computer is being retarded so here's the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA-0fnDC8yA

Fucking HILARIOUS!

That was one of the most ridiculous matches I have ever seen.

Also, why is Jamie Noble's cousin the referee?

You mean Little Guido/Nunzio?

Good stuff.

Seems like the crowd wasn't terribly into it, but maybe that's because it was Superstars? They really need to figure out a way to get Ryder on TV other than these spots with Cena.

Santino is the only wrestler I know who could lose 100 straight matches and be one of the most over guys on the roster.

That was an awesome match, Santino is the comedy master on Raw, Zack works perfectly in sync with him.

Holy fuck you god damn smarks. Ryder is nothing but COMEDY FILL IN. He will not amount to anything, but a waste of air time. Now deal with that, woo woo woo.

Stupid cunts

:y:

Well thought out post right there, good work.

Take you all night to think of that?

Brilliant!

Actually its taken him the entire time this thread has been going to think of that.

Stanford: "Zack Ryder very smart getting out past the ropes to avoid the poisonous cobra if you will."

:rofl:

That was awesome.

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Did anyone catch the dude pushing the Zack Ryder shirt during the match when R-Truth addressed the crowd by asking "what's up?" I really hope he puts it in his next show.

I really don't think people think he's anything more than that. He's a heel Santino.

That match had me laughing out loud. The "paralysed" legs bit was hilarious.

lol the part wear Santino yells "I'm gonna punch you in the face, then pulls down Zack's headband and slaps him and then trips him" was incredible.

The paralyzed leg thingy reminded me of the Japanese wrestling doll.

Fuck yes! That was brilliant too.