Bored as fuck today...

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You can only draft former WWE Champion Vacant once. I know he is so good, you want him on your team three times, but... no dice.

With the final pick in Round 3, Team Ermaxenberg selects a former main event contender who faced off with John Cena:



And to kick off Round 4, I'm going to throw in a swerve. Team Ermaxenberg selects:

Bad News Barrett

will ponder this some more.

Will Ponder is a terrible pick, I don't think he's even a wrestler.

-1000 points for posting this and not just making a pick already

I hope you're ashamed by that joke.

Take Bill Nye.

I will use my full 24hours now.

Don't make me skip your turn due to deliberate obstruction of justice.

Always trying to keep the white man down!

I'd do it again if I had to.

Do valets/managers get points for being ringside etc? They're making an appearance is what I'm getting at.

The only way you don't get points for a rassler appearing is if they are literally doing nothing. Like just standing at the top of the ramp because Triple H said so, or randomly standing backstage, or coming in to break up a fight.

They have to actually be utilizing some sort of skill/talent.

Summer Rae then I guess.

With our next pick Kyle and I have decided on...

Ok, so say since I picked The Miz a few rounds ago, he does commentary on Main Event quite regularly, would I still be getting points for that?

So then by this logic, R-Truth will get a lot of points due to all those retarded dance offs WWE does?

R-Truth would get points.

I'll say no points for commentary, unless it is guest commentary and serving some sort of storyline.

#TeamV-Steele-G here by selects in the 4th round of the TPWW WWE Pool #5 Draft...

I am glad you listened :D

Funny thing is that the "skull king" entrance thingy HHH has used the past 2 years is cursed. At WM28, the camera feed went out and they missed the entire entrance and at WM29, it coated Triple H's abdomen in dry ice and it look like he was making the most epic entrance into a bukkake film known to man.

So are we still going by the 24 hour rule or not bothering?

I will give him until the third hour of RAW, after which I will make my pick and he will go to the end of the round.

If I may have your attention, please!

DAMN iNATOR has officially been SKIPPED. He has been moved to the end of the round and will make his pick after Juan.

As for my turn, I choose a man who I am shocked has not been drafted yet...

Sorry guys, I've been in up in Colorado for about the last week and a half with no internet access. Can someone update me on my status since I haven't been here for the draft, I'll accept my crappy team being that I haven't been present

You have been added as part of mike adamle's team, and he has been making some good picks on your team's behalf.

?Alright cool, so how is going to work out with both of us?

you communicate with him and act as a tag team/stable

goddammit

I will call the team name "mike Emmottle". That's... that's about it. Now that you are alive again, you can talk to mike adamle and decide for yourselves how you wish to proceed in regards to draft picks and free agent trades once we start.

I pick...

Come on son, everyone knows Jey > Jimmy :nono:

As proof, I submit the following :

Daaaamn, didn't know Jey and Layla were a thing. Went with Jimmy only because of Naomi. If I had only known otherwise...

Reigns, Show, Ryback. Team Hoss.

So I'll take....

I pick Jay Uso and Xavier Woods

DAMN iNATOR has a pick in between your picks now, since he got skipped. So choose one.

Question is if he actually shows up again. Not sure what to do if he doesn't.

Ok, Xavier Woods it is then

Sorry, guys, with this cold-ass weather lately and everything being closed/delayed/postponed due to dangerous air and wind-chill temps (one of which was an absolutely STAGGERING -43 , everyone was being told to stay indoors, so I heeded that advice. Most if not all schools and businesses and pretty much everything besides hospitals and grocery stores have been closed through today.

Roads were a bitch too between Sun. & now and still sort of are because salt trucks couldn't or wouldn't, dunno which, get out and really start clearing roads because salt is only effective to a certain temperature. Hopefully things get back to normal by tomorrow. Still cold with only a high of 15 today, 22 or so tomorrow before we thaw out this weekend.

Sorry for the tl;dr shitstorm up there, just felt the need to explain. Hope I didn't OVER-explain although I get the (not "Ha-Ha!) funny feeling I did.

Anywho, without any further ado, with my extremely late 4th round selection I hereby select and draft

Does that mean Juan keeps his Uso and its XL's turn?

I think probably...:-\:?: Sorry for the mess I created by waiting so long everyone. :( I just can't hardly get a connection anywhere in my house, 99% of the time I get my connection outside or from church on Sun. & Wed.although a) I try to use it sparingly while there, and b) There was some sort of issue, heat or otherwise in the church this past Sun. in particular that would not allow me (save for 30 seconds or so) to even ATTEMPT to get on and our Wed. service I'm 99.99% sure has been cancelled tonight because that's what they do when Waverly Community Schools (closest distruct to the church) are closed. I also didn't want to make my father dig snow out of the driveway in the dangerous cold. We finally got it dug out this afternoon, though, so...yay?, definitely wasn't going to wait for buses that could've been who knows how late just to try to get out to any public library, as I believe they also close when the nearby area schools close. Just needed to add that.

Also, Mr. Lock Jaw (or whoever's running/overseeing this in L.J.'s absence), I do hope you can understand how this should be seen as extenuating circumstances, and that as such you will humbly accept my plea for leniency and count my 4th round pick.

Yo DAMN iNATOR, shut up. It's fine, dude.

Why wouldn't I count your pick? I will also now count Juan's Uso pick.

LOL, thanks ABT. I was telling myself that during both of my great walls of text. Apparently I do not listen to myself enough.

Lock Jaw: Just making damn sure I had my bases covered. Thanks.

Cool beans

I choose...

Dance break!

XL stole my pick. :mad:

Will have to "meditate" upon this for a bit.

I will ascend over this adversity of stolen picks with...

With my 5th round selection, I hereby select and draft

See, I always thought that was Connor O'Brien from the second season of NXT or whatever, but watching NXT yesterday, they were calling this guy Viktor, and the bigger guy Connor. What's up with that?

That IS the bigger guy.

No way. The blonde guy's bigger, isn't he?

Regardless, the guy picked above was constantly referred to as Connor on yesterday's episode, and that's not him up there.

Of the two guys in the Ascension Konnor is the biggest. He was the rat guy from NXT. His parter is Viktor, formally Rick Victor, he is smaller with long hair.

That would make sense name wise, but...I dunno, I guess it looks different 'live' to me. Konnor wasn't that jacked last time I saw him.

No, he wasn't that jacked when he debuted. He's packed a tonne of muscle on.

So which one of these is Rick Viktor?

All I know is that's Colin Cassady in the leather trenchcoat.

With our 5th round selection in the WWE Pool #5 draft, #TeamV-Steele-G hereby selects...

:y:

Kyle and I discussed this heavily last night on skype and our 5th pick is...

Adrian Neville

Only one NXT pick per team, you already took Sami Zayn.

Tyson Kidd

Juan
DAMN iNATOR
James Steele

These are the names who still need to make their NXT pick.

Fucking Mark Henry decided to take another break already apparently!

Titus O'Neil

URAH URAH URAH

I'm sure Juan & JS are both well aware of this, as am I. I'm quite honestly surprised more people in this didn't save their NXT pick for last. I only wait until the final round because it gives me time to do a little research on them and have 1 or 2 back-ups should whomever I end up choosing be unavailable come my pick.

Motherfucker!

For the lolz, Alicia Fox.

For the final pick of Team Lock Jaw... I choose a man who has done well in past events...

HA HA HA HA HA HA, that's not Justin Gabriel.

Neither is your face

Well yea. I'm African and all, but I'm not South African so...yeah.

With our final selection in the 6th and final round of the Ultimate Supreme Competition known as the 2014 WWE Pool #5 and its corresponding Draft, #TeamV-Steele-G hereby selects from the WWE NXT brand...

Fuck, I'll take Darren Young, I guess

Juan, you need to make your NXT pick.

As Juan has to choose an NXT guy and I've already made my NXT pick, I'll fill the gaping hole in my team with...

Since Kyle and I have already made our NXT pick I'll go ahead with our final pick to keep things moving and hopefully get this thing started up by Monday.

Santino Marella. Damn it.

I'll go by my old TPWW contest rule. If in doubt, always choose

Alright, sorry about that. Give me CJ Parker then

Any chance those last 2 picks are made in time for Raw?

Also, did you decide on points for the Rumble match re: points for eliminations, points for survival time, etc.

Will start tomorrow, hopefully Mr. iNATOR makes his NXT pick before NXT airs.

Fuck him, the train is leaving the station.

With the final pick in the draft, I hereby select and draft

Wooooooooooooooooo!!

We're ready to go.

Who the fuck is Charlotte?

I mean, errr, good pick dude!

If you honestly don’t know:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Fliehr

Hate having to have made an NXT pick because inevitably you get that one person who when the pick has been made has this type of response.

Sorry to fuel your crippling anxiety, but it was just a rib, pal.