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Tom Guycott 07-06-2015 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4661921)
Would be "cool" if they did an "angle" that Dolph's voicebox has been destroyed and he now needs an electronic one, and then they sell that for the rest of his career and in all of his public appearances.

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Originally Posted by DAMN iNATOR (Post 4661924)
Didn't Kane speak in that manner early on when he (Kane, not I. Yankem, D.D.S.) would speak?

Yep. And "thanks to X-Pac", he didn't need it anymore.

Emperor Smeat 07-06-2015 09:58 PM

Any bets on the amount of suplexes Rollins taking?

I got 4 for Rollins and 2 for J&J Security combined. Maybe even a high pitched scream by Noble since he'd remember what happened the last time Lesnar attacked him.

DAMN iNATOR 07-06-2015 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4661925)
They should have had 2x4s.

*CLINK-WOOOO* UNION

Jamie Noble in short tights with long disheveled hair and a full beard, carrying a 2×4 in one hand and doing a thumbs-up while shouting "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" just now would've been epic.

Lock Jaw 07-06-2015 10:01 PM

Don't get the whole Justin Bieber thing for Rollins... has nothing in common in looks or anything....

Corndad 07-06-2015 10:01 PM

OH Snap.

Tom Guycott 07-06-2015 10:01 PM

And he dropped the mic

Dark One 07-06-2015 10:01 PM

Rest in Peace Seth Rollins.

RawRocks 07-06-2015 10:01 PM

That car is getting destroyed

Corndad 07-06-2015 10:01 PM

Yeah. The Car is getting destroyed.

DAMN iNATOR 07-06-2015 10:02 PM

KILL
BROCK
KILL

Dark One 07-06-2015 10:03 PM

Here's to hoping he doesn't Goldberg his arm punching the car to pieces.

owenbrown 07-06-2015 10:03 PM

Brock gonna commit grand theft auto?

DAMN iNATOR 07-06-2015 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corndad (Post 4661935)
Yeah. The Car is getting destroyed.

Or he could just pull a light hearted joke ā ls Cena & Cryme Tyme ("C.T.C.") and spray-paint it like JBL's limo...

Corndad 07-06-2015 10:03 PM

Brock The Lumberjack Lesnar

Dark One 07-06-2015 10:04 PM

See. Lesnar is smart enough man to actually get a WHOLE fucking axe and not the god damn handle.

Lock Jaw 07-06-2015 10:04 PM

CHOP HIM GOOD

Mercenary 07-06-2015 10:04 PM

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU GIVE BROCK TWO AXES!?????????

DAMN iNATOR 07-06-2015 10:04 PM

Brock = Axe Cop? :eek:

He sure ain't Curtis AXE-L

Or Axel Foley...

Dark One 07-06-2015 10:04 PM

"Don't bring a knife to a gun fight."

Or...

"Don't bring a stick to an axe fight."

Tom Guycott 07-06-2015 10:04 PM

Haha "Minnesota Wrecking Crew"

owenbrown 07-06-2015 10:04 PM

say goodbye the car :(

Dark One 07-06-2015 10:05 PM

I will buy the smoldering shell of that car for $10.

Lock Jaw 07-06-2015 10:06 PM

did he just kill someone in the crowd with a car door?

DAMN iNATOR 07-06-2015 10:06 PM

Brock must now lift up that car and F5 the SHIT out of it.

owenbrown 07-06-2015 10:06 PM

so my guess is there will be a Brock gets arrested angle next week?

DAMN iNATOR 07-06-2015 10:07 PM

No, Cole but Mercury may have just seen his life before his eyes...

Corndad 07-06-2015 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Corndad (Post 4661940)
Brock The Lumberjack Lesnar

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/entry_photo...king_large.jpg

Dark One 07-06-2015 10:07 PM

FUTURE PREVIEW of Jamie Noble's new WWE.com profile picture:

http://www.anatomorphex.com/picts/ma..._BODY_CAST.jpg

Dark One 07-06-2015 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4661949)
did he just kill someone in the crowd with a car door?

He was running low on power. He needed to take somebody's soul.

It's just business.

owenbrown 07-06-2015 10:08 PM

Brock was about to murder Rollins on global television?

Tom Guycott 07-06-2015 10:08 PM

I guess "the sword to pierce the shield" comment by Paul was about Lesnar's penis sword on his chest.

Tom Guycott 07-06-2015 10:09 PM

If i got hit with that car door, I'd... grab it and ask for an autograph.

Corndad 07-06-2015 10:10 PM

lol at the entire crowd bowing

owenbrown 07-06-2015 10:10 PM

I think he actually hit someone with that car door :eek:

Emperor Smeat 07-06-2015 10:11 PM

Just 1 suplex in the entire segment?

Heyman promised more than that.

DAMN iNATOR 07-06-2015 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 4661945)
"Don't bring a knife to a gun fight."

Or...

"Don't bring a stick to an axe fight."

Triple H ridiculing Sheamus: "Isn't that like a silly Irishman. Bring a pipe to a sledgehammer fight!"

KIRA 07-06-2015 10:12 PM

My thoughts are with J&J security at this time.

DAMN iNATOR 07-06-2015 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by KIRA (Post 4661965)
My thoughts are with J&J security at this time.

I wish them the best in securing less dangerous things in the future. :(

Lock Jaw 07-06-2015 10:15 PM

The pink and black attack luchadores

Lock Jaw 07-06-2015 10:15 PM

I think Lillian announcing Lucha Dragons in Spanish hurts them.... let people know what you are saying so they can get behind them....

KIRA 07-06-2015 10:16 PM

Kofi survived Japan
also Titus on Commentary again yes

Tom Guycott 07-06-2015 10:17 PM

Wait, so their hoods have masks that cover their masks...? At least Rey Rey's executioner hood was there as a fan giveaway like Bret's sunglasses, or Bayley's headband. This is just unnecessary.

DAMN iNATOR 07-06-2015 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4661968)
I think Lillian announcing Lucha Dragons in Spanish hurts them.... let people know what you are saying so they can get behind them....

I think they're counting on the fact that "smarks" get it and know of and understand Mexican/lucha libre style wrestling.

Tom Guycott 07-06-2015 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4661968)
I think Lillian announcing Lucha Dragons in Spanish hurts them.... let people know what you are saying so they can get behind them....

Didn't really hurt Of The River. I think it's a nice touch.

It's not quite like when Rusev would ONLY promo in Bulgarian. Yes, it was supposed to be "evil heel speaking not American, boo!" But nobody knew if he was insulting everyone or giving a recipe for eggs. So, no fucks were given.

RawRocks 07-06-2015 10:20 PM

Dear ref.. let them fly you idiot

Lock Jaw 07-06-2015 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom Guycott (Post 4661972)
Didn't really hurt Of The River. I think it's a nice touch.

He was a heel and had Ricardo Rodriguez.


I miss Alberto Del Rio.... wonder what he would have been doing all this time if he stayed in WWE.....

Dark One 07-06-2015 10:21 PM

http://i.imgur.com/us0HLg2.jpg

DAMN iNATOR 07-06-2015 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4661976)
He was a heel and had Ricardo Rodriguez.


I miss Alberto Del Rio.... wonder what he would have been doing all this time if he stayed in WWE.....

I'm with Guycott...it adds a layer of fun to their gimmick. Besides I thought Lilian was fluent "en Espaņol", or if not she sure speaks it well. Which isn't exactly a secret about her.

Dark One 07-06-2015 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4661976)
He was a heel and had Ricardo Rodriguez.


I miss Alberto Del Rio.... wonder what he would have been doing all this time if he stayed in WWE.....

Trading losses with R-Truth and Dean Ambrose.

Lock Jaw 07-06-2015 10:22 PM

Someone tell Nunzio

DAMN iNATOR 07-06-2015 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 4661977)

None for Mercury? :'(

KIRA 07-06-2015 10:24 PM

I can't help feeling bad for Hunico whenever I see him but who knows he probably likes being Sin Cara

Blonde Moment 07-06-2015 10:24 PM

I am surprised Mercury wasn't stretchered out

Dark One 07-06-2015 10:25 PM

Titus O'Neil with the SICK BURN on JBL.

Lock Jaw 07-06-2015 10:25 PM

Has Darren Young said one thing....

Dark One 07-06-2015 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4661985)
Has Darren Young said one thing....

That's his gimmick when they're on commentary, I think.

#1-norm-fan 07-06-2015 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by KIRA (Post 4661982)
I can't help feeling bad for Hunico whenever I see him but who knows he probably likes being Sin Cara

Feel like Hunico would probably have been future endeavored by now. He's got some job security as Sin Cara.

KIRA 07-06-2015 10:26 PM

Titus is killing it.

DAMN iNATOR 07-06-2015 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4661980)
Someone tell Nunzio

Wonder if a group like that could "get away with" being called the "F.B.I." these days?

There needs to be a new stable introduced, from Canada...call them the Nova Scotia Army or "N.S.A." Would be Triple A's fav. stable of all-time.

Tom Guycott 07-06-2015 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4661976)
He was a heel and had Ricardo Rodriguez.

But he was doing the same thing. He was there to introduce him in Spanish. The heel-ness came from "why" he was there (because he was a PERSONAL ring announcer for the rich boy heel) and did interference shit like a manager would. The insults RR would slip in during the ring intro weren't really caught by the crowd at large, but that wasn't the frue source for the heat.

Tom Guycott 07-06-2015 10:27 PM

Wait... did he just call Titus "Scott Steiner"?

Dark One 07-06-2015 10:27 PM

Well, I hope they have a third brown guy to play Sin Cara, since the second one landed on his head and is probably dead.

KIRA 07-06-2015 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4661987)
Feel like Hunico would probably have been future endeavored by now. He's got some job security as Sin Cara.

Until they break up the Lucha Dragons as Kalisto is obviously the main focus.

Savio 07-06-2015 10:28 PM

I'd like Titus on commentary but I can't understand him sometimes.

Dark One 07-06-2015 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Savio (Post 4661994)
I'd like Titus on commentary but I can't understand him sometimes.

That's never stopped them from putting Booker T on commentary.

DAMN iNATOR 07-06-2015 10:30 PM

Also wonder if they called up a Japanese guy to WWE and gave him a gimmick where he treated every match like a puroresu style wrestler even though everything in WWE (except unplanned injuries) is planned out and carefully scripted, would fans "buy into"/"get" it?

Tom Guycott 07-06-2015 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Savio (Post 4661994)
I'd like Titus on commentary but I can't understand him sometimes.

Which is why it sounded like JBL called him Scott Steiner... but I wasn't paying full attention, so I'm not sure that's what I actually heard. ..

Lock Jaw 07-06-2015 10:30 PM

Damn.... had a comment to make... maybe a funny one.... but I forgot it....

KIRA 07-06-2015 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom Guycott (Post 4661990)
But he was doing the same thing. He was there to introduce him in Spanish. The heel-ness came from "why" he was there (because he was a PERSONAL ring announcer for the rich boy heel) and did interference shit like a manager would. The insults RR would slip in during the ring intro weren't really caught by the crowd at large, but that wasn't the frue source for the heat.

The insults were a nice little touch and I had to remind my self not everyone knew what he said when I heard no reaction from the crowd.

Frank Drebin 07-06-2015 10:32 PM

I was looking forward to it too, Jaw.

DAMN iNATOR 07-06-2015 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 4661992)
Well, I hope they have a third brown guy to play Sin Cara, since the second one landed on his head and is probably dead.

3 deaths on one RAW. :'( I know it's said they come in threes, but...too fast, man! Too fast! :'(

KIRA 07-06-2015 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 4661995)
That's never stopped them from putting Booker T on commentary.

In fact that was part of the charm.

Frank Drebin 07-06-2015 10:32 PM

Hope crowd goes ape shit whenever Owens makes his appearance.

Lock Jaw 07-06-2015 10:35 PM

I have it on good authority that CM Punk will accept the US Title Invitational

Frank Drebin 07-06-2015 10:35 PM

Who's authority, Lock Jaw?

DAMN iNATOR 07-06-2015 10:35 PM

Well at least they didn't try to make an annoying huge-ass production out of that like previous cover reveals. I LOL'd at the brief "WWE 2K3:16" logo, though.

Lock Jaw 07-06-2015 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 4662006)
Who's authority, Lock Jaw?

Jim

KIRA 07-06-2015 10:36 PM

It must feel good Austin Years after he stopped wrestling on the cover of WWE video game...its just to bad that a yrs worth of development probably means this game will suck like last year.

Dark One 07-06-2015 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4662005)
I have it on good authority that CM Punk will accept the US Title Invitational

I think that is one of the few things that would break the forums and/or the internet as a whole. You know, if it were possible he would ever show up or could show up.

Mercenary 07-06-2015 10:36 PM

John Cena must be time for an Owen Brown melt dowm

Frank Drebin 07-06-2015 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4662008)
Jim

Slim Jim?

Dark One 07-06-2015 10:37 PM

Balor/Owens was good, but didn't reach the "epic" level I wanted. It wasn't on the level of Cena/Owens.

Tom Guycott 07-06-2015 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DAMN iNATOR (Post 4661996)
Also wonder if they called up a Japanese guy to WWE and gave him a gimmick where he treated every match like a puroresu style wrestler even though everything in WWE (except unplanned injuries) is planned out and carefully scripted, would fans "buy into"/"get" it?

Seems like they wanted to go that road with Tensai... but severely underestimated him being recognized as Albert, shoehorning him into a potential main event spot, and not doing any character development explaining why this clearly white guy is pretending to be Japanese.

Meanwhile, they could get a Japanese wrestler, and have him introduced in Japanese, if they could swing someone fluent enough to do so. The only problem is they always want to give any Japanese guy a gimmick where he's stereotypical instead of letting his nationality be incidental.

Tom Guycott 07-06-2015 10:38 PM

Wow, some smarm there by Cena.

KIRA 07-06-2015 10:38 PM

Cena is trolling Chicago

Frank Drebin 07-06-2015 10:38 PM

Brock should accept just for the lolz

Frank Drebin 07-06-2015 10:40 PM

Fuck ya....preach Owens

Frank Drebin 07-06-2015 10:40 PM

Preach to owenbrown

KIRA 07-06-2015 10:40 PM

Amen Owens

DAMN iNATOR 07-06-2015 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KIRA (Post 4662010)
It must feel good Austin Years after he stopped wrestling on the cover of WWE video game...its just to bad that a yrs worth of development probably means this game will suck like last year.

He just had his own special edition of WWE '13 with a DVD from his latest one bundled in it, but hey...why not force us all to do matches with "historical objectives" just for unlocks and story
progression in 2K16 just like the past 3 years? :roll:

Corndad 07-06-2015 10:41 PM

Yes Cesaro!!!

DAMN iNATOR 07-06-2015 10:41 PM

WHAT THE WHA...CESARO?!

Tom Guycott 07-06-2015 10:41 PM

Fuck yes.

Frank Drebin 07-06-2015 10:41 PM

Cesaro face turn?

Dark One 07-06-2015 10:41 PM

Ohhhhh sshhhhiiiiiiiiit.

Emperor Smeat 07-06-2015 10:41 PM

Owens is right about Cena's weekly promos being basically the same thing almost every time.

KIRA 07-06-2015 10:41 PM

Dare I hope for an epic triple threat

Tom Guycott 07-06-2015 10:41 PM

Triple threat, playa!

Dark One 07-06-2015 10:42 PM

http://i.imgur.com/wGrXwhT.gif

DAMN iNATOR 07-06-2015 10:42 PM

Don't back down Owens...


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