Agreed. The Jealous Returning Partner thing has been done to nausea. That would at least be something fresh.

I bet Owens comes back....

Kevin Owens is going to come back and steal the win isn't he?

Owens wins this. Cesaro costs him later match. Triple Threat at Battleground. Do it.

Bullet Train Uppercut (should call that running one that)

I don't think that was how that ending was supposed to go....

Or Rusev. :|

Cesaro-Rusev was really good.

Shit. Newfound respect for Rusev. He has stepped up in this match.

Sad Cesaro Lost.... Glad that Rusev didn't lose his first match back.... Sad that Rusev is going to lose his second match back....

Owens probably gonna come back out, fuck over Rusev...

<font color=goldenrod>Sounds like I've missed a couple of cool things watching the Home Run Derby.

Kinda feel bad for Bayley. She probably would have been out there too if she wasn't hurt.</font>

This thread has just been one big huge emotional rollercoaster tonight, IMO...crazy.

True. But I'd rather they go straight Malenko and ditch the French rapping. If they're high on the sirens, keep that as his "signature", but tempo match it to fade into the theme.

Yeah, Poit and I kinda covered that already...:'(

She's gotta be due soon though. Hopefully as soon as not only her cast is gone, but also back to 100%.

Wonder how much Rusev is selling; or if Rusev is really gassed.

Also wonder if we'll see the West Newberry, Massachusetts Destroyer tonight.

Really odd match.... Feel like John Cena is the heel....

This match would make a lot more sense if Cena was a heel. Takes advantage of a weak opponent after grueling match for the easy and cheap title defense.

Instead of ending it quickly, just keep attacking the guy to humiliate him.

Dunno @Guycott. It's a shame they won't go as long as Cesaro v. Cena last week because of the stupid contract signing BS, but I suppose they DO have to build Sunday's main event...*SIGH*

Owens any second...

Nice. Fucking. Spot.

FUCK. Knew that BS...:nono::n:

Kevin Owens always looks like he has trouble breathing

:eek: Rusev beat Cena ... sure it wasn't a title change but the losing streak is over.

He is doing a lot of heelish, super-cocky mannerisms. The dancing around, showboating, taking his time with his moves...

well unless they swerve us on Sunday... my guess is Kevin Owens is NOT winning the title

Would be retarded now if all the build for Owens v. Cena was for nothing...better not be.

Kane talking up hot leopard print crew member braud....

"As far back as I could remember, I always wanted to be a Goodfeather..."

Pimp Kane.

Pimpin ain't easy!

I actually think they've been doing everything possible to make it seem that he's guaranteed to win the US title. IMO the swerve would actually be Owens not winning via pin or submission Sunday.

But seriously, he needs to.

ok those fucking the real cost commercials are stupider than ever

I laughed harder than I should have at that bullshit.

What?

*looks weird in heels

I think someone screws Owens out of the title on Sunday. Cesaro, Rusev... both.... Turnabout is fair play.

Summerslam then has a "big match" set with all three/four guys.

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/...20131029035736

Also...LITA?! :eek::wtf::love::y::y::y:

Oh my god I want to fuck Lita worse than when I was a teen.

Oh god. The plague is spreading.

Lita hot braud

Lita lookin' damn hot considering this is 2015, holy shit.

Who wants to bet on how many fucks are being given right now?

Everytime I hear Mada I think "What's a Mada with you?"

Sorry. That wasnt the chant. It was legit shock


The dude in the red shirt Tomasso Champa?

"PLEASE WATCH TOUGH ENOUGH"

Can't watch Tough Enough live tomorrow... will be working....

Lita :love:

All of them. To Lita.

Tough Enough - 0
Lita - 987, 365,421,872.63?

Dammit. Beat me to it. Well played, sir. Well played.

CODY WE LOVE YOU DAMMIT!!

Stardust :(

Actually, I did give ONE for Sara Lee....

IT'S NOT CODY! IT'S STARDUST!

Stardust reminds me of Crispin Glover right now.

Neville vs Stardust should've main evented fuck that!!

Holy shit. This is a stacked RAW!

I guess Stardust is maybe still on a collision course with Stephen Amell for Summerslam....

Nobody does it... ugh, no, nevermind.

That comic book style bumper is pretty cool. Neat that they did something special for it.

Wait...why is the match promo given a comic book motif? Do people even read comic books anymore (besides LJ reading Superman's pal Jimmy Olsen comics)?

I assumed they would have Stardust's return match against a face to get the cheers out of the way and let him give a little tribute to Dusty at the end before returning to normal heel mode.

Pretty sure it is still a huge industry, yeah.

Neville vs. <s> Mr. Sinister </s> Stardust. Winner faces The Hurricane!

An aside: promo just did his daddy, and his brother for that matter, proud.

Asks a guy who still watches wrestling.

Lillian forgot to call him THE NUDE SENSATION

Cmon Neville and Dust, keep up the awesome match streak up!

If Barrett loses the KotR crown to R-Truth, he should probably just retire.

If this is going to be a comic-themed feud, want to see Stardust bring out a gravity gun one of these weeks and zap Neville with it.

Guess it just seems sorta weird seeing as how "people don't read books and magazines I physical form" anymore, or maybe they do, I dunno.

Seems like the last book I bought in physical form was "Jacked: The Outlaw Story of Grand Theft Auto", but even with that, I bought it online (Amazon)...:-\

Dirtsheets: They're holding off on Cody's return, because they don't want people to cheer him because of The Dream's death.

Reality: Cole mentions it being an emotional night for Cody because it's his first night back after The Dream passed.

You do realize that there are apps for that and it being in a digital format doesn't change the aesthetic, right?

Side Effect!

Reminds me of when Paul Burchill became a super villain to fued with The Hurricane on ECW. Good times. Should have been more though. A Superhero vs Super Villain stable war would have been kind of awesome.

Tons of people read books and magazines in physical form.....

Hey, now! That's dirty pool, man. I was asking legitimately, I wasn't trying to be judgmental or criticize people who do.

I mean, I occasionally still read MAD, I don't consider it a comic book necessarily, though...

So glad they didn't call Neville "the new sensation"...

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...ADja5LdLedo1BQ

Was that an Audio botch?

That's why I put that part in quotation marks. It's an ignorant perception perpetuated by stupid millennials.

Don't worry. It'll happen in 2019 when Vince sees the first Avengers movie.

Would've been better if Brock's shirt said...

SUPLEX CITY

Bad Street, Alanta, GA

you are a dipshit

Serengeti comment briefly made me think of the WWECW awfulness that was Marcus Cor Von and his stupid Pounce finisher, LOL. Not to mention that horrible theme he had.

Why am I smelling a Heyman swerve coming this Sunday?

Or Brock could become The Authority's new poster boy. Or both, even.

Brock Lesnar is now Big Josh.

The beast is a detective :)

Kane, bring me my brown pants

AHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Brock Lesnar seems really good at remodeling and construction. He should host This Old House.

WTF is this shit.

Why is Kane holding his knee from getting hit in the foot/ankle?

Welp, there goes human Kane.

Brock Lesnar can move crazy fast for a guy his size.

Lesnar's basically doing what Randy should have done in his feud against Rollins by taking out Rollins guys so none show up for the title match.

Also pretty much writing off the Authority as an actual force.

From Hawai'i to the hospital... poor Kane

Brock needs to finish him with a Kimura Lock now...

Goodnight sweet prince.