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John Cenac-New Daily Show Correspondent.
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The Million Collar Man Ted DiBiase. Wears 6 shirts at the same time all with the collar popped. Also never wares a shirt twice.
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Steve Au T. Stin. A Rainman gimmick.
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Mush.
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Stone Cold Steve Baustin - he'll stomp a wicked awesome mudhole in your ass.
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Party Janetty-he likes to drink rubbing alcohol
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Madam Bomb
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Farty Janetty - needs no explanation because farts.
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Barn Anderson, he never shuts the door
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Jack Bwagger - He likes to brag about his accomplishments while wrestling a new kinda speech impediment.
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The Jiz - also self-explanatory.
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Disco Binferno, dances around trash can fires
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Duke the Pumpster Droese, he loves to pump his Reeboks
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Ew World Order - They desire to cover WCW with fecal matter.
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nWo 20000 - exactly like nWo 2000 but someone made a typo when printing up the shirts.
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Mason Cryan - Depressed Mason Ryan
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Michael Carver. He's okay at cutting the thanksgiving turkey,,I guess, but everybody kinda forgets about him after a while and it's like he was never there.
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Raver - keep the same "What about me?" gimmick, but have some dubstep with sick drops play to the ring while light-stick dancing.
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Tommy Creamer, The Jiz and Val Penis - The Load Warriors
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Billy Kidfan. He just really likes kids.
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Billy Kidban - He REALLY likes kids and for that reason he is banned from being near them.
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Killy Kidman. He just really doesn't like kids.
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Dick Blower. Come on.
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Heh, even better with the nickname.
Bulldog Dick Blower. |
Mean Ho (Dean Ho). A PROSTITUTE with an ATTITUDE.
Obscure wrestlers are the best. |
<font color=goldenrod>Big Hoss Man: JR's favorite wrestler</font>
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<font color=goldenrod>The Clue Meanie: delivers bizarre Riddler-esque clues in his promos</font>
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<font color=goldenrod>The Glue Meanie: stole Rhyno's gimmick (Caption Crew represent)</font>
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BJ Styles
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The Codfather - leader of the illicit codfish market
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Stung because WWE can't mention Sting without bringing up the past.
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Snotsky.
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Shitski-he shit his pants, but it wasn't his fault
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Snailz - he's really slow
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Waylon Merci, he's French, now.
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Stang - Sting undergoes a mid-life crisis and tries to adapt his own life to modern black culture.
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Steng - Meng's Brother
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Hacku: Known for an incident where he cut a man's nose off with an ax. All are afraid of him.
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Styng - Because he wondered how it would feel to walk a mile in Rhyno's shoes.
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Ode To A Bicycle
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He loves short poems To write and to read alike Who stole Shisen's bike? |
Playboy Buddy Prose, he likes poetry.
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Baddy Landell, he's a heel.
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Stand Hansen. He never sits down.
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Tan Hansen. He only uses SPF 10.
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Snott Hall. He's got boogers.
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Prince Ikea. He assembles furniture to beat the shit out of his opponents with.
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Can I rearrange a letter? I can.
Daniel Prude. He wrestles in a baggy jumpsuit. |
Bobby Naggers - he really annoyed people.
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Ricki Venom - turns out she's a he.
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Wait, Vicki Venom was TNARick's wife.
How dare you? |
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Kevin Dung ( long time we shit producer)
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Wade Barren - cant have kids
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Video Itami
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• Big Slow
• Haiku (finishing move is reading a poem) • Val Penis • Jeff Handy ( gives awesome hand jobs) • Pric Steiner |
Man Sandwich - Popular with the gay community.
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Paul Gayman - Advocate for LG community.
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Shavo Guerrero - Clean cut face
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Mario Kanellis - Leader of the Mushroom Kingdom
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Stop with the Val Penis bollocks. His name stands for Pal Penis as it is, that's the idea. From what I've read at least.
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The Yodel Rick Martel
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Stone Old Steve Austin. He's Ric Flair.
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Bruiser Grody, he's grody to the max!
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Stoner Cold Steve Austin.
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*throws penalty flag for gimmick infringement* |
Oh man if I called out everybody who reused one of my jokes in this thread, we'd be here a while.
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Jiff Hardy, Xtreme Peanut Butter.
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Paiger. 911 call back ASAP
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Matte Hardy, the color of his kitchen counter tops
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Owen whiter, even better, even whiter than ever
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Owin White - He'll never get out of debt
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Kelvin Owens - Kevin Owens' slimmer brother.
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#FireCoolKing
for the fat shaming joke :shifty: |
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Barley - Energetic, hugging grain farmer
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Christ Benoit, our Lord and savior
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Player Ono: Japanese manager with a Ladies' Man gimmick.
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Sod Viscous, stay off his lawn damn it.
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Sisco Inferno
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Ultramantis Block: Wrestling Minecraft Villain.
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Punter Hearst Helmsley, call him in when it's 4th and long
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Cunter Hearst Helmsley - Same backstory, just English
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Tron Simmons
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Big Bass Man, only catches large fishes
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Whom, why its Jim Niedhart
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Magnum PA-he's got an important announcement
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The Fabulous Firebirds - Stable that tries their best to get fired each week.
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Cable - Sable goes to the future, loses an eye, gets a techno-organic virus, a big gun, and lots of pouches.
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Gorilla Monpoon-a big pussy loving monkey
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Rapo Man- taking more than just material possessions.
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1-2-4 Kid, He can't count.
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Adam Pose - the male model
Alicia Fax - The techno-geek diva Big P - he should NOT have drunk that 52oz Big Gulp right before the match Block Lesnar - His finisher is the Lego Leap Bean Ambrose - Since Daniel Bryan's out, WWE needs someone to connect with the vegan community Erick Roman - Vince's new gladiator gimmick - "That Russell Crowe just might make a name for himself someday" Malisto - super-sadistic luchadore Luke Harder - long-lost cousin of Val Venis |
Rolph Ziggler-he's here to show the muppets.
Awesome Dong-Regal's new gimmick after his dick slip gif gains steam Kharmax-sells used cars |
Jeffy Hardy, he likes apples.
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