double count out is an interesting choice

Double count out? Fuck you, WWE.

... what?

That'll keep the crowd hot. :|

They spilled their dew

A double count at SummerSlam? Nice.

this is now a tag team match playa

Bare feet Lana is hot.

so this was all a set up for a tag match

Anyway want to put a bet on the number of non-finishes tonight? Obviously going to have #2 in Cena vs Rollins. Any other ones?

<font color=goldenrod>Decent match but double count out is weaksauce</font>

Like the week or two after the I Quit match Rusev had with Cena. Rusev got upset she quit on his behalf, they seperated, and then started to be more weak-like as the weeks went on besides one or two moments.

How awkward is it to see your girlfriend kiss / make out with a very attractive male on a weekly basis?

I think Dolph is hawt too Guru Dave

"Remember when Wrestlemania went Hollywood a couple of years ago?"

You mean a decade ago?

Curious to see how Amell will do in the ring.

It's amusing how much effort they put into this match

7:50

The next guy coming out has the most ridiculous name I’ve ever heard, Dolph Ziggler. He’s facing this Bulgarian guy, Rusev, who is massive. They are mad at each other because the Bulgarian guy (who used to be Russian) was dating this skinny blonde girl, but he was mean to her, so she started making out with Dolph Ziggler, and the Bulgarian found another skinny blonde girl. The girls will likely affect the outcome of the match. You are supposed to hate Rusev, but I think he is funny, I want him to win.

Not paying too much attention. Rusev yells “Rusev.” Rusev starts doing his submission move and the girls start fighting. One of them, Lana, is pretty hot, but she is just wearing a lot of make up, she probably isn’t even that hot. The other one is ugly, I like her. They all fight outside the ring, and the referee “counts them out,” meaning they were outside the ring for 10 seconds, so nobody wins. But they say fuck it and they keep fighting. I think the fans want to see the girls have a “cat fight,” so that is what they are doing. The stadium plays the music of Dolph Sizzler, so I guess he did better.

Winner: No winner
Rating: C, I didn’t pay attention via it was boring

Cool promo/art....

Did anyone pick double count out for tipsters

That comic version of Stardust looks mad like Kefka from Final Fantasy

I'll stop live blogging if it's annoying

God I love Cody Rhodes

Love all the comic-book touches this feud has.

No Oss you're good I like reading them!

Shirtless Stephen Amell. This match is already good.

Cena's first reign as WWE Champion. We have become very old.

He does a lot of parkour and most of his own stunts/fights, so I have hopes he'll be competent for his sequence.

here we go

I'm happy with this match!

I KNOW THE BLOODY RULES

Stardust looks like a can of Rockstar Energy Drink

:lol: Stardust's reaction

Does Green Arrow have a weakness since it would be perfect if Stardust or the Cosmic King tried to do it during the match.

Somebody call Damien Sandow

He's more of a mundane superhero. They don't tend to have superhuman weaknesses.

The fact that he's just an incredibly well trained dude, like Batman. So, punching him in the face is pretty in line with that.

Almost no reaction from commentary for the SECOND ROPE PHOENIX SPLASH.

So just a kick in the nuts then.

Well, obviously. If he wanted to be impressive, he should have done it from the bottom rope.

JBL is annoying. Decent matchup.

Yes. The Green Arrow has the same weakness as Brock Lesnar.

Stephen Amell did pretty well. One of the better celebrity-in-an-actual-match matches I can recall.

<font color=goldenrod>Amell > Tough Enough contestants</font>

Stephen Amell should win Tough Enough.

8:10

Starting to get a headache. Don’t feel like watching anymore, three hours to go though

The promo they are showing for the next match is really weird, I don’t get it. Some Hollywood actor “Steven Amell” is going to team up with this guy “Neville” aka “The man that gravity forgot” (really wish they would call him “the man WHOM gravity forgot” but whatever)… against this British guy King Baret and… I don’t know who his partner is. Neville comes out to some cool fireworks. I don’t get why any of these guys are together, what is this. Oh the partner of King Baret is Stardust, some “weirdo” in a Spandex suit with face paints. Jerry Lawler mentions Andy Kaufman.

I think Stephen Amell is in the match because he is trying to promote his TV show. He has been feuding with Stardust on Twitter or something. Neville tags him in and he jumps off the rope, landing short of Stardust, who just pushes him over. Stephen Amell counters by standing up and kicking down Stardust, who just lets himself get kicked down. Star dust is mad weird, seems like everyone probably hates him for being so weird, so I want him to win. Steven Amell looks like he’s taking this staged wrestling match really seriously, looks like he trained for it though, good for him.

Neville jumps off the turnbuckle and does some twisty move called the Red Arrow, and that is enough to hurt King Baret so bad that he could not get up for three seconds and therefore lost the match.

Winner: Neville and Steven Amell
Rating: D+, I didn’t care

Feed Ryback More!!

lol they don't mention TakeOver in that promo.

Interesting wardrobe for The Miz.

He is Canadian. That is the difference.

Stephen Hart Amell. I knew it.

ROFL what was that move

Is it just me, or is big show starting to look unstable? Like very top heavy with his knees turning in? Looks bad to me...

What was that, the Rolling Nothing?

That was awful for IC title match, very poor

Man, I really wanted The Miz to win. The matches are ending quickly.

Unimpressive win.

Wish Ryback had won with his own finisher/merit instead of taking advantage....

Are we about to get a Stewart/Heyman confrontation?

YES!

Big Show should have an "I've fallen and I can't get up" gimmick. During a match his legs give out and he falls on his opponent but be he is so big he pins them.

Uh oh the W word

<font color=goldenrod>I actually kinda liked that ending. It made sense. If Ryback had just arbitrarily picked up the already KO'ed Miz just so he could do his finisher it would have felt silly.</font>

hahaha that was great

8:30

They show a video package between matches and you hear Randy Orton say “Summerslam is like a melting pot of all walks of life.”

Okay, the next match is a Triple Threat match for the Intercontinental Title. It will feature The Big Show, a 7 foot tall old guy, versus The Miz, a guy whose gimmick is a Hollywood actor, versus the champion Ryback, who is just… strong. I really don’t care about this, it will probably be boring, hopefully something insane happens, like the midget from before comes in and knocks everybody out.

It starts out with Big Show giving a double suplex to both The Miz and Ryback at the same time (this is a tautology but I don’t know how to better explain it), then he just goes “I’m a giant.” He then tries to do a front flip off the second rope but he just kinda somersaults and doesn’t hit the guy on the ground, LOL. Then he starts ramming to everybody with his BUTT. Big Show stealing the show here. Ryback climbs through the ropes and the camera man is in his way so Ryback just yells “move.” Hilarious match so far.

Big Show holds up a fist and yells; the commentator JBL says “Here comes the Kale Punch,” what is that, Big Show is a fat guy, why would he use the Kale Punch. They both do their finishers, then The Miz comes in and does his finisher, and he tries to pin Ryback who kicks out, then he pins Big Show who kicks out, then he just goes back and forth a bunch of times trying to pin each of them LOL. When they get up, Ryback hits a move on The Miz, Big Show misses a Kale Punch and subsequently falls out of the ring, and Ryback pins The Miz to retain his title.

Winner: Ryback
Rating: B, this match was really funny, but I don’t think it was sposto be.

lol

Wonder if Lesnar will wear a cup tonight....

what the fuck is Bray Wyatt wearing?

really weird that Reigns comes through the crowd without Ambrose lol

Roman Reigns?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thanks Brooklyn

He won the gimmick in the divorce.

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I'll stop posting enjoy summerslam goodnight yall

Nice to see Luke Harper is dressed up all nice in his PPV wifebeater.

Have any combination of the Shield ever beaten the Wyatts?

Odds of Lawler saying "cleanest dirty shirt"?

Can't wait til Ambrose turns on Reigns

Remember that I saw Adam Rose last night walking the streets of Brooklyn.

Slickytrickdamon and Dark One feuding on my rep page

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Stupid sexy Ambrose.

For the love of anything that is good, please make the last 2 hours better than the first 2. It's been a snoozefest so far and I actually dozed off........twice.

Poit, thoughts on my posts?

Rollins needs to come back to the Shield.

Keep posting, Ossman. :y:

<font color=goldenrod>Roman's sleeping</font> :lol:

Haha the Roman's sleeping chants...

Ambrose taking a nap now

the hate for Roman Reigns is real.

How do I put the WWE network in Spanish?

Lol reigns terrible reaction there when Bray went for sister Abigail, anyone see that?

<font color=goldenrod>Bray Wyatt is a big fat jobber.</font>

Go back and click in Spanish.

Crowd only cared for the Shield powerbomb for the stuff Reigns has done so far.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

False. They popped for him against Big Show in the Last Man Standing match.

once again only King drinking the dew

Surprised this is happening halfway through the show...

Thanks Poit. The posts will return.

8:35

Jon Stewart confronts Paul Heyman backstage. Standing up for wrestling fans. Paul Heyman doesn’t care. Shut the hell up, Jon Stewart.

Oh god fuck this next guy… Ray Wyatt… for his entrance he comes out holding a lantern and the arena is dark and all the ppl shine their phone lights on him. This guy is the worst… mad boring… has this nasty ass beard, and his “gimmick” is that he is some “crazy” cult leader or something. His partner is Luke Harper who is pretty much the same guy but the WWE doesn’t let him talk. It is a tag team match, they are facing Dean Ambrose who is a “lunatic” and his friend Ramon Reigns, a dumb guy who works out a lot. Ramon Reigns wears body armor for his matches btw.

This match is mad boring… they ripped off Dean Ambrose’s shirt and Luke Harper keeps kicking them in the face. The match she be a lot “crazier” for all the crazy participants innit. I think the crowd is chanting “Ramon is sleeping” because he has been lying on the floor outside the ring for like five minutes, from what it seems. Right as they start chanting that he gets up and gets into the match, performing a pump-handle suplex on Luke Harper.

Ramon Reigns and Dean Ambrose do their finishing moves and they win the match cleanly. A boring ending.

Winner: Ramon Reigns and Dean Ambrose
Rating: D, boring

Summer Slam is halfway over. The first two hours have been really fucking boring.

Did I miss Owens and Cesaro or something?

Cena vs Rollins already?!?!?!

lol they showed a IF CENA WINS WE RIOT sign in the montage.. nice