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Ryback in NJPW is best for his career I believe but I wouldn't be opposed to a TNA run.
I bet Darren Young eventually falls for Bob Backlund and that's the first gay storyline . NXT Brooklyn card is stacked, should be a stellar show. Aron Rex had a interesting debut on Impact, I'm curious to see where it goes. |
I've been kind of suspicious of Cody Rhodes joining Matt Taven in ROH in a new Kingdom stable and that news only adds to the suspicion.
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The "you're not in the business so you can't comment" thing wrestlers always spew out is hilarious. It's like saying you're not allowed to dislike a movie because you're not a director, or you're not allowed to dislike a band because you're not a guitar player.
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I couldn't care less what he says about 50/50 booking, it is boring to watch and doesn't create any stars. He should be "feeling" that, even if he doesn't count wins and losses. Noone is saying guys can't lose, but there should be a certain hierarchy on both brands. One example I would give is ironically involving HHH himself. If I watched Smackdown and the WWE Champion, Dean Ambrose, got pinned by anyone on that roster, I wouldn't even flinch. Take, however, when HHH lost to Shelton Benjamin, or when The Rock lost to The Hurricane. Those were massive memorable moments. Big stars, who hardly ever lost on TV, losing in big upsets. Those moments live on in my memory because they were so shocking and exciting. There are no big stars nowadays, everyone loses on TV all the time, and while The Game would surely argue that the talent needs to "step up", many are just as talented performers as he was, but they have no direction and have certainly not been gifted the momentum that he was. I wasn't even going to comment, but just couldn't resist after "how's your territory doing?", when the position he is in was gifted to him and it's quite obvious that Wrestlemania and the WWE as a whole thrives off its legacy and tradition, rather than the stars, or lack thereof, that they have now. I don't usually get annoyed about things like that, or leave myself open to the usual "you don't know better than Vince!!1!!" response, but actually felt anger reading that from him. I certainly don't know better, but that doesn't mean that he knows what he is doing either, despite being the performer he was. |
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Though, that's probably because I read the news about LGBT storyline and then listened to Nia's theme before going to bed and my brain just put them together and made it into a dream. Also, a few days ago I saw her T-Shirt for men on WWEShop.com, so that could have possibly contributed to the dream. http://shop.wwe.com/on/demandware.st...rge/W12076.jpg But that's not really the sensitive approach the LGBT community would like, so I really doubt that would happen. |
And I'm sure that whatever WWE does do, it will no doubt be the sensitive approach.
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I kind of feel like Johnny Gargano & Tommaso Ciampa should lose and end up on the SmackDown roster before long. They would be great working with American Alpha. I know that it might be seem more intuitive to put them on RAW with the cruiserweights, but there's already a stacked scene there and I imagine that there will be a few new faces over there to job to the Red Arrow.
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I totally see them bringing back Mickie James to lesbian-stalk Becky Lynch.
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So we're looking at Goto vs. Elgin, Naito or Shibata. I can see Shibata winning his first match so that the idea of Goto/Shibata is teased, but then either Naito or Elgin takes it away from him. I can imagine Shibata winning with Naito taking it away from him and going on to face Goto.
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Alright I gotta go to bed. Plz bring this thread to at least 2 pages by morning so it looks like something's happening in it cheers xx
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Surprised Goto id even in the finals. |
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Hell I'd trade the whole Smackdown tag division for NXTs.
Vaudevillians for The Revival Ascension for Authors of Pain Hype Bros for Ciampa and Gargano Would keep Breezeango, American Alpha, and The Usos. Really never watched NXT Tag Team wrestling but since they have moved all the dumb teams up to the main roster the NXT Tag division is looking pretty good. |
Vaudevillians and Ascension are NXT gimmicks that never got expanded on once they got called up. They didn't tweak it enough or add anything to it that would make them stand out to a larger audience. Some gimmicks can transfer with out any tweaks but those two aren't that type of gimmick.
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Not really the Ascension's fault though since the bulk of their time there was just random squash matches or feuds that went no where. |
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I'm fine with The Authors of Pain staying down in NXT for a while. Truth be told, moving the belts onto Gargano & Ciampa and then having The Revival crash SmackDown would make total sense. Gargano & Ciampa can then drop the belts to The Authors who eventually drop them to TM61. Or they beat TM61 and become the new Ascension in NXT while TM61 jump to the main roster -- maybe RAW -- and beat the piss out of Enzo & Cass. |
Love Breezango, but I hate their name and entrance. They need to strike that right note of "proper tag team" and they could be very valuable additions. They need to look at John Morrison & The Miz as inspiration. Let them achieve more.
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I actually see Samoa Joe, Bayley and The Revival all helping to make SmackDown pretty sweet over the next few months.
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Actually went the the Music City Bowl last year when Louisville played and beat Texas A&M. Expect them to be better this year so I don't think I'll be going back.
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Let's hope the Cena trend at Summerslam continues.
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I imagine we'll see a Bobby Roode vs. James Storm feud before long.
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I could see ADR working for ROH/CMLL/New Japan in a sort of rotation thing.
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damn @ Zach Sabre news
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I was thinking the same thing about Rollins. Honestly, the first 2 times I guess you can say unlucky, but this is the third time. I know it may kill everyone to admit, but Bret Hart is right and WAS right the whole fucking time.
Bret's hyperbole about how "he never hurt anyone" is a crock of shit, but certainly never to the degree of Rollins. |
I think the move itself is more unsafe than rollins. Too many variables on how a person can land, and it can be difficult to brace yourself for it.
I ghink if rollins retires the move, then it's problem solved, because outside of that cena thing with the knee, he's never hurt anyone before, in wwe or the indies. |
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I think he's a good dude, and a great worker and praise after praise after praise, but come on, this is 3 guys he's hurt, 2 on the same move. You can only keep having so many accidents before it seems like you aren't taking responsibility for the guys inside the ring with you as much as you should be. Then again, I'm not a worker, so maybe I'm completely wrong, and where you're going with it is completely right, Figgy. Your point has a definite validity to it, I just think in this case, where there's smoke there is fire. |
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2) I hate to say it, because I'm a fan, but if it were a lot of the names on the undercard that had the same track record, we would be most likely reading about releases or at least a dropped push about now. Especially if he had hurt Randy Orton (Ken Kennedy, anyone? Kofi Kingston?) |
4 people Rollins has hurt. He broke Lesnars ribs at Mania last year as well did he not?
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The buckle bomb could probably go, but I think a lot of the injuries around Seth comes down to him feeling the need to prove himself. He's a lankier guy, so he wants to show he can toss guys around and look "legit" in there. That's only speculation, of course, but I can only imagine the pressure Seth Rollins has felt as a guy trying to embed himself in the main event with the terrible booking in WWE.
He can probably take a massive chill pill right now though, because it's obvious he's a guy in the WWE. |
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Pilot does need to go fuck himself if you can't sing the Lion King song on the plane.
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I know we're all just gonna throw jokes around. But maybe we should have some Simbathy.
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Co-worker got mad at me for playing "Be prepared" in my headphones on repeat. I feel Bo's pain.
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I listen to the Hans Zimmer side of the score every now and again. Shit is great.
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It's time for some Bo Dallas vignettes where he is seen sitting in a old saloon, filmed in close-up, having a conversation with someone off-screen.
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The guy who made fun of Kevin Owen's son is a piece of shit.
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[QUOTE]According to Daniel Bryan on Talking Smack, the WWE has dropped the Bryan vs Miz storyline as punishment for both going overboard and in a different direction than what the WWE planned for the segment. Punishment also extends into screen time with both no longer allowed to be together for future tv segments.
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If that's true, then that's utterly retarded. Instead of capitalizing on something that EVERYONE is talking about, they are going to punish those involved?
Baffling. |
And Brock Lesnar continues to be allowed to do steroids and to bludgeon people with his elbows lol
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It has to be false.
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I'd say that I can't believe the Miz/Daniel Bryan story, but I totally can.
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Remember when the WWE had balls? Vince now lies down for ESPN and TMZ. I do wonder if does plan to sell the WWE to NBC Universal at some point in the future.
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Dropping the Miz/Bryan angle and punishing them is dumb. That was money and people loved it. Miz should not be punished for delivering one of the best promos of the year.
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There's no money in the angle if Bryan can't take bumps. It did what it was supposed to do. It created buzz and made The Miz look good. Now Dolph can lower to this feud and it's still a big deal that he did it.
If Bryan can't bump he shouldn't be involved in things like this. That's the shit I hate most about Stone Cold as the GM and Enforcer. He would stir shit, stun people every night and then couldn't do shit for comeuppance cause of his neck. It was bullshit. |
STD, you have more options than just Bryan getting in the ring. You can have Bryan continue to send guys at the Miz over and over and have the Miz continue to win clean. This can eventually bring Bryan to respect the Miz.
Or Bryan brings guys until he brings in like Joe for a hot debut win over Miz. |
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Still think that Hideo Itami being brought in to kick the shit out of Miz would have been the most Daniel Bryan thing to do in that situation. Bryan could sort of serve as a mouthpiece for Itami and you can get him on the roster ahead of Nakamura and put a belt on him pretty much right away so fans think "Oh, he is something," which I think he needs.
Miz could bounce back from the loss by telling Bryan he has become the authority he always hated. |
Eh, just don't think Itami is on Miz's level. Itami definitely doesn't need a title when he does get called up unless it the Cruiserweight title on Raw.
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I don't think Miz is on what people think Miz's level is.
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lol the idiot from espn had to apologize and Kevin Owens tweeted "I win" in response. Good for him because fuck that guy.
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They should've just fired him. In this day in age, people should know better.
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I guess the porch monkey would cry discrimination if they fired him.
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fuck you
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I appreciate that offer but my calendar is filled in that area rest of the year.
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Just a fyi. I am so happy this was made into its own thread. You are awesome Smelly Meatballs.
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Amin Elhassan can go fuck himself.
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How does a book get delayed from a month to four years...
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At least he was smart enough to just tease this time.
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Love Luke Harper. Hope he's back soon. Wonder if they'll put him back with Wyatt or let him be a singles competitor. He'd need to talk more or get a slight gimmick tweak if they go that route I'm guessing.
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Funkasaurus, Luke Harper.
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It makes Stephanie sound like a transsexual. |
It does reek of McMahon though.
It's a very McMahon term. |
Yeah, "Lady Balls" is fucking gross and doesn't send off any sort of pro-woman vibe. It's more "women have to become men to compete." The title they have settled on is also shit.
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Cody Rhodes working for both TNA and ROH doesn't surprise me. Billy Corgan taking over is going to allow TNA to try and stop acting like a big league promotion -- it's not anymore. It's time to work with talent, to get over their ideas, to allow them to build their brands. Ideally, TNA will do more to work with ROH, New Japan and other promotions over the world, in order to get some of that good will it once had back.
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Seth Rollins getting caught in a scandal again might be much bigger than the first time. I could actually see him somewhat demoted for this one if it's serious.
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goatse shots?
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Ugh. Raw Tag Team and Women's Championships? Why not just brand them Universal and Smackdowns World.
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Because Universal and World mean practically the same thing.
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So the drop was during the show? I wonder who takes the blame for that? Kevin Owens for being a shitty champion? Sami Zayn for being a shitty challenger? Triple H for not being there? It'll be interesting to see.
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I can totally imagine the WWE trying to split Paige/Del Rio up. Didn't they get shitty at Lana posting about her wedding to Rusev. Paige put up Instagram photos of her and ADR together. It's very easy to imagine a representative going up to one or both of them and saying "Hey, we don't like the look of that" with that underlying "Stop or you're fired" subtext.
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Cody Rhodes vs. Shibata is going to be fucking amazing. I'd like to see them do at least two matches, but there's this part of me that thinks they'd make an awesome tag team too.
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Yeah, wasn't that the rumored reason behind the Rusev/Lana split? That was horrendous by the way. Rusev should have gone up to Vince and asked him if he has a problem with who he sleeps with like a man. He'd be World Champion by now if he gave Vince a man-to-man scare.
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Hope they do another Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic. Would like to see it opened up like the CWC and not be NXT exclusive.
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Are there lots of free agent tag teams even worth a look right now? The WWE has done a really good job of giving the impression that tag team wrestling isn't how you get to be a star. I can imagine a few guys being brought in, but this really seems like a place where you'd put over Gargano & Ciampa or TM61.
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Really liked Gargano & Ciampa as a tag team in Brooklyn. I hope they don't split them up because cruiserweights. American Alpha, The Revival, DIY, Harper/Rowan, The Usos, The Alpha Models, Enzo & Cass, The New Day, TM61 -- there are nine awesome tag teams. Ten if you make the effort to bring in Charlie Haas to team with Shelton Benjamin for a program against American Alpha. What a division that would be.
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Oh, and if you split Anderson & Gallows and put Jericho with Anderson like my most recent fantasy, that would be swell too.
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