Clearly says Survivor Series on the mic.

They gave Swann a Mic? Lol

No, I just know no one's going to pick up a random black guy on the turnpike after midnight.

Dear diary,

Five minutes later, Rich Swann cut a "I want to--do--uh--Lucha--good--Lucha things--damnit wooo" promo.

All hope is lost.

Also I just got negative repped by Owenbrown for my idea of Roman reigns winning the unisexual states champ. He must be upset that I wasn't serious.

At least O-Bone is still alive!!!

Kendrick's commentary was too good and distracted from the action in the ring. He should take notes from Darren Young.

Huh? Amory submitted last week. Now you have me all sorts of confused.

Going back to my original thought that it will lead to Cass beating Rusev to push Cass/finish Rusev's credibility.

Guess you couldn't handle it

I'd post a Swann dancing gif to finish the post but feeling a bit lazy right now.

He had a smart phone and a camera crew. No way they'd let him illegally walk down a freeway.

New CruiserWieght belt:

http://insidepulse.com/wp-content/up...elt-purple.jpg

Rich Swann should still win the CW Title. Kendrick's too good to be champion. Spread out the wealth.

Good eye for detail

Purple makes sense now since they're going to be on Mondays and Tuesdays

What was the purpose of having a Total Bellas spin-off show if the Bellas still appear in Total Divas?

Thought they were quitting Total Divas for their own show.

The fact that you have Roman Roids winning anything is why you got neg repped. Roman Roids should be banished to non-TV for the rest of his career.

Snickers really satisfies..unlike our current product

and Roman Roids should be a jobber.

Please lose the belts tonight New Day. Do it for the Ax and the Smasher.

Can't wait to see Gallows' champion-arriving-to-the-arena attire.

http://wrestlingonearth.com/wp-conte.../g1gallows.gif

I completely agree O-bone. That's why I subsequently suggested he lose to donald trump.

Or SAY YEAAAAAAAAAAH

Was that Tessa Blanchard?

Is that Martini swung?

Racist angle incoming

Cesaro should turn heel in this odd couple scenario instead of the heel turning face.

Bobby Eaton shirt

They're no APA

BAH GAWD Cesaro and Sheamus have murdered the NXT locker room!

Did Sheamus throw him in a Jukebox like the commercial?

The Roar of the Crowd.

Dear diary,

One hour and forty-five minutes in,

Awkward xenophobic angle in a bar with Cesaro/Sheamus with awkward reaction cuts. This will only be okay if Cesaro and Sheamus become the new APA.

Nothing like a good beer to keep a team together. Jericho and Owens going to need one after tonight to save JeriKO.

If it makes you feel better me and my friends had our entire section chanting Roidin Reigns at hin at a house show a couple months ago. We heckled the shit out of him and only him that night. At one point he started getting tired and I loudly suggested that he should call his guy and get some better stuff. We let him know that he's not a bad guy. He's not a good guy. But he knows a guy. It was great.

Speaking of

The worse the segments they put Sheamus and Cesaro in, the better at acting they will get.

I like the Sheamus and Cesaro team, but they should have kissed at the end. Has the WWE ever had a gay babyface team?

I'll eat crow on Cesaro and Sheamus. I was bored to tears by the Best of Seven, but turning them into a team is probably better than whatever WWE were realistically going to do with them otherwise.

I'd add them to the growing list of people I wish were on SmackDown, though.

The crowd silent out of respect to Owens.

Fight
Owens
Fight

Demolition

Rico and Charlie Haas

Billy and Chuck were face for awhile after Rico betrayed them.

All right.

It took two hours, but something meaningful is maybe going to happen.

Oily Punchy Guy is gonna win.

I wonder if Roman Reigns will win this match, seeing as WWE has already been promoting an Owens/Reigns match for over a month.

I WONDER....

Rico was gay, not Haas. Billy & Chuck weren't gay, remember?

Pretty sure Saxton's finisher is what got him the Ax from that show

I actually just got to that point in my 2002 watchthrough timeline. It was unintentionally hilarious.

Billy: "We're not gay, but we've got nothing against gay people."
*crowd erupts in massive cheers*
Cole: "What is going on?"
Tazz: "There's a lot of gay people here."

His dream was Crushed.

Owens kicking the shit outta Vince's pretty golden boy

Cesaro and Sheamus vs. The Revival was penciled in for my WM33 projected card. Really want to see that match now.

I love that TLC commercial. Shows how trendy the WWE is and really speaks to kids.

Dawson- Beating up NXT scrubs is our job. Top Guys in!

:lol: at Owens trash talk

"go back to football or whatever the hell you were doing before"

Audience-switches to MNF>

Really excited to see this again at Roadblock.

Reigns being made cartoonishly strong for submission moves always makes them not look believable. Same problem whenever Cena gets put into one as well.

If he didn't submit while getting a chain and Accolade combo, he's not submitting at all from a simple sleeper.

Truly have no idea why WWE insist on having guys wrestle on free TV constantly before the PPV match.

Pretty sure even in the Attitude Era you rarely saw this. Guys would compete in tag matches, which you still see now of course - but the one on one before the PPV shit has got to stop.

Get up Owens its time to make Roman look strong.

lol owenbrown neg repped me for this post, saying that I was "jinxing it".

I think he's forgotten how WWE works.

Sweet merciful christ we just hit the last hr I...CAN'T......

Roman Reigns winning cleanly here makes sense, because now people think there's a really good chance he can beat Owens, hence they're more likely to get subscriptions.

I can't get behind Reigns. He is just so bland. I dunno

It also helps elevate the United States Championship, which people have wanted to happen for a long time.

Just because this is always relevant:

https://media.tenor.co/images/e81758...4701953f35/raw

Well how much has Raw Sucked so far?

I wonder how many times Reigns will defend the United States Championship between now and WrestleMania for his supposedly huge title defense against Braun Strowman.

Might as well give Roman the belt since its been obvious for a while the WWE cares more about him than Owens when it comes to strong champs for RAW.

Even getting busted for the Wellness Policy only slowed his road back to the WWE title instead of being a serious punishment like with almost everyone else who got busted.

Aww I thought she was gonna cup his chin

Kevin Owens is such a great friend.

I need more friends like Kevin Owens.

Whatever they're paying Corey Graves isn't nearly enough. He's actually managed to take the heel color commentator role and not be a complete detriment to the broadcast like JBL.

SHUT UP BYRON. I HOPE YOU DIE AND YOUR PARENTS KILL THEMSELVES YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT.

Mick Foley announcing Sasha vs. Charlotte 2: The Reckoning took longer than Brock Lesnar vs. Goldberg.

What is this shit

Why are they making Heyman all somber and emotional

Heyman being unshaven is a subtle and tremendous way to convey how distraught he is.

this sucks

Stayed Paul Heyman is more awesome than yelling Heyman

LOL IT WAS BROCKS EASIEST PAYDAY

So he got speared how many times by Roman?

Went through two tables at god knows how many shots in other matches

but a Spear from a near 50 yr old Goldberg ends him

Heyman a master of promotional excellence, as always.

Rumble just became interesting.

Paul Heyman is freakin' tremendous.

It's almost 10:30... is there time for a six hour New Day segment?

stopped watching for like 20 mins to hopefully skip the New Day vs. Gallows and Anderson match but here it is

With the way they hyped the interview, was expecting Heyman to be sobbing in tears instead of just sounding a lot more low key and somber.

Oh my god this is dragging on to a main event we saw 2 hours ago

New Day continues their slow crawl to the record

I don't like him calling Goldberg a relic, but the general outline of the promo is why Brock losing is the right deal.

Odds Goldberg vs Lesnar III is a UFC style match in an "octagon"

Michael Cole hyping Heyman's sobbing was dumb.

Emmalina in a bikini up there with Heyman promo and Kendrick commentary.

Anybody call Jeff?

Seems really dumb to be making fun of a cereal WWE currently sells. Like WCW-level dumb when they'd trash their branded cologne one time.

The club should win this right now.

We need The Revival











To Stay the fuck on NXT or go to SD LIVE! cause RAW sucks.

Feel like WWE only signed Gallows & Anderson just because they could, not because they had any particular plans for them.

As great of a wrestler as Emma(lina) is, I'm not sure I ever want to see her re-debut. Just keep showing bikini pics plz.

What is with the "Who?" thing?

They say Who alot like an owl.

Gallows & Anderson are just opponents and they've done nothing to prove they deserve otherwise.