EMMA(lina) NEXT WEEK

Emmalina next week. Cool. :y:

Cannot wait for Emma to finally debut as a dancing dinosaur.

'Member when Bob Backlund was going to make Darren Young great again?

No no. Its cool it's not you its the WWE

I still have hope shes only turned 30

there's still time

:eek: Emmalina is actually going to debut

Still hilarious the idea for her gimmick is probably someone on Creative likely got bored and just started surfing their women wrestlers social media accounts.

WHAT A TUSSLE!!

LOLOLOLOLOL

Why are they sarcastically building this match?


Other then the fact that it finished before I could post this.

Titus Jobs lol

Vince: "THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO GRAB MY ARM YOU SON OF A BITCH."

:lol: all that hype for the match and it ends very quickly.

wooooooooooo

God if he was still Hall of Pain Mark Henry can you imagine him hopping over the rail coming for you

Would have laughed if Ric decided to bail on RAW and just went with Enzo instead.

Flair hooked up Enzo lol.

Ric Flair always willing to help a brother get his bone on.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Ric flair gonna pass his space mountain magic on to enzo.

Lol "there's no Uber" chant because Uber doesn't exist in Austin

WOOOO Raw time. I would ask if I missed anything but this is Raw.

That Shooter show is pretty good.

That would explain why the driver couldn't find him

You missed Alicia Fox so yea you missed a hell of a show.

Thought this was gonna be the main event...... what is the main event, then..... Charlotte apologizing to Ric Flair?

Wow still not over

Y2J has got to win this.

But then... Roman is going to win at Roadblock.

God I want Owens and Jericho to be champs together

Nah. Doesn't have to lol.

:( JeriKO friendship near the end.

Might as put it on The List of things Reigns ruined. Trying to outdo Cena's long list.

I really hope jericho finally wins the us title. He has earned it for sure. He might be the best ever not named Kevin Nash.

How many months until Reigns comes out in a new neon bulletproof vest that will be for sale at the merchandise stand every three months?

In other news,my Ellsworth Doomsday clock is showing 24 mins to midnight.

Think this is the first time in over a month Reigns defended the US belt.

Somebody should test if that vest is really bulletproof by shooting Roman in the leg
allowing Jericho to win.

Please don't have a commercial during this fucking hell man

Three months seems too long. Lets see a giant box of crayons has around 64 colors, 128 if you go for the even bigger fancier version.

Using some unrelated Steiner math, I'd say at least once every 2 weeks whenever WWE finishes building their Roman Reigns vest factory.

Might laugh now but the WWE is going to make a fortune on Mac & Cheese colored Reigns vests.

In all seriousness this made me think of someone having a gimmick where they hide in the stands somewhere and shoot other wrestlers with tranq darts during their matches.

Bo Dallas vs Curtis Axel closes the show.

BUT HE LOVES TO DEFEND IT!

This is 133 1/3% accurate.

what is the main event tonight

Enzo and Lana's Live Sex Celebration

slik & Lock Jaw vs. Their crippling alcohol dependencies

LIONSAULT!

Wouldn't be the first time something like that happened in the WWE.

http://i.imgur.com/1JMO0GX.gif

Roidin Reigns. He knows a guy.

announcers acting like this is Jericho's last match ever

Jericho has discovered the ultimate counter to Roman's spear...MOVING SLIGHTY TO THE SIDE. It's right up there with simply dropping your arms in Christians Killswitch.

Needs to end with a more flowing Spear to Codebreaker for Jericho to get 3.

Get him jericho

If Roman taps I will lose my shit.

FUCK

FFFFUUUUUUUUU....

FUCK!!

GOD DAMMIT THAT SHOULD'VE WORKED!

fuck FUCK

Bullshit

lol @ the cameras going out of their way to not show Reigns blatantly standing there waiting for the Spear

So Y2J gonna help KO again and laugh at Foley/Reigns?

:n:

US title could have benefited by having The Gift of Jericho around.

This is bullshit

So Vince thinks giving Roman 2 belts will help him? smh

Meh.

This Jericho/Owens thing is weird...... they did the thing with Owens abusing The List at Survivor Series, and then teased it so good on RAW that they were having trouble.... only to reveal it was a hoax.

Then the very next week they start having what seems to be legit trouble, but over much less things than using The List, and with much less "impact" because they already teased it.......

They really should have made it champ vs champ with both belts on the line instead of just the Universal.

You know having jericho kick out there and that match go a few more minutes could have actually done a lot for Roman reigns regardless of outcome.

The real question is whether or not you had that crippling alcohol dependency BEFORE the show started.

We gonna get live feed from the hotel room?

I think you already know the answer to that question

I never touched a drink before 3hr RAWs

Completely unrelated but it has not rained here since hurricane matthew deposited a tree on my house. Huge downpour just started and now I'm hoping the integrity of my roof is ok. Having my ceiling spring a leak would make raw even worse.

Jericho interferes in the main event in a PPV after being told not to and gets rewarded with a US title match a week later.

It was a trap!!!

Good Luck:y:

Yep, I called it.....

"This has just been a terrible night all-around."

Cole inadvertently describing RAW tonight to a 'T'.

Rusev is a master mind to pull the timing of this off.

Which jericho loses due to interference from Kevin Owens who was told to not to come out. Owens will be rewarded with a win at the ppv by interference from y2j.

Rusev has Enzo stripped naked tied down somewhere while Lana is getting her strap on adjusted and ready for the realest guy in da room

This isn't realistic. Nobody knows their friends' cell phone numbers now.

Mystery of the night: Where in the World is Rusev Sandiego?

I would let Rusev beat me up in return for meeting a naked Lana in a hotel room.

Enzo is doing this perfectly.

PICK UP YOUR DAMN PHONE, DARK ONE! :rant::mad::shifty:

Rusev: "Ok Lana you suck his cock and when he is about to cum I will come in and beat the shit out of him"

Enzo has wood. Good man.

:rofl::rofl:

You know for a street smart guy Enzo is kinda stupid

You'd think he'd know a setup

NO MEANS NO LANA

Maybe that was Admiral Ackbar calling 'Zo and not Big Cass...

I would love Enzo to produce a pair of knucks right now.

100% worth it. No regrets, Enzo. No regrets.

Who is holding the camera and why are they in a hotel room with Lana and rusev?

He won't regret Rusev castrating him?!

I don't speak your savage Cossack language speak English

Listen 'Zo, it could have been worse.

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At least on the bright side for Enzo, he didn't get beaten up while naked. Lana had the courtesy of letting Enzo keep his boxers for the beatdown.

Wonder if the people in the other rooms think some really kinky and possibly disturbing stuff is happening with all the smashing and heavy breathing going on.