Because they literally just had a MITB cash in on Tuesday you mong. Save it for another time.

Betting odds completely wrong so far

@ those asking the crowd is chanting 'sweeet' after every two count

Nah, she should have cashed in if Naomi retained. With Nattie picking up the win, they need to let her have a moment to shine with the belt before taking it from here. I see her being a transitional champion honestly. If Carmella was to cash in on Nattie after the way that match ended, it would have made sense to have Nattie beat Carmella too, and I don't think they want for both MITB winners to lose their cash in chances in less than a week.

Ya soft ya sloppy
Your cunt is floppy

Hopefully tonight is the end of Cass-Show/Enzo feud since its been pretty terrible.

great Alexa Bliss 'No Mercy' commercial

No Mercy to be a RAW-exclusive PPV for the first time ever this year.

Wow Graves. Nobody else chiming in on commentary was pretty telling.

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Cass and Big Show if anybody wants to grab a quick nap nows the time

Are you forgetting they're in Brooklyn? And that Carmella is (kayfabe) from Staten Island? .Crowd heat/pop/WTF ever would've been through the fucking roof.

Of course, maybe they're saving it for Tuesday night. That would also be acceptable, I guess. :-\

Should've just had Enzo cut his promo from the cage while the match is going on underneath him. Kill two birds with one stone.

She's a heel. Getting a pop through the roof is the opposite of what the company should want.

Just shut up and get your ass in the cage

:lol: Enzo doing his dance as the cage was raised.

Probably not the best thing to do with a cage swinging around a bit.

My mistake. Fixed.

Southpaw Style?

Wait. What the fuck.

Big Show vs. Manking w/ Triple H in a shark cage is a thing that actually happened?

How the fuck do I not remember this and am just now hearing about it?

Why would Carmella being from Staten Island make the crowd heat go through the roof?

Enzo constantly spewing trash talk is probably going to be the only good thing about this match.

this just makes show look really stupid

FFS. Fixed one final time. Don't like it?

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How the fuck did Big Cass win the WWE G1 sim in my Fire Pro game?

Literally the worst of the 20 participants. My game hates me.

Cole having mic issues for the 978236410th time ever.

LOL WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK?! :lol:

Not sure what Enzo is doing is PG

ooooh kay

damnit

I'm surprised he doesn't wear a certified G-string tbh

Poor guy is scared of heights.

lol @ cartoon-like grease spot

What a terrible match....surprise!

Yay Im still in survivor

Tell me I did NOT just see that!

I'm not even sure that's Certified PG!

What the fuck was the point of this match?

So, not Drew McIntyre wins

I don't know about them Cena sprays.

I don't want to smell like John Cena

To use the shark cage to sell some new wrestling action figures and ring toy set.

lol

yes. no yes no yes no

Kurt: "Will it (Smackdown) have the better matches than raw?"

"YES! YES! YES!"

Someone still needs anger management classes and/or Kane to hug it out with those two.

Team Angle vs Team Bryan at Survivor Series. Book it.

Angle corpsing towards the end.

But it's a daring, woody scent!

RUSEV MASCHKA!

Sliksuke "Daring, Woody" Nakamura l

That Angle-Bryan segment reminded me of one of those awkward, horribly-acted infomercials. Cringeworthy.

Hope this is a no contest

Enzo was the only good part of Big Show/Cass

I want to smell like John Cena's cock head

Rusev should've put Orton through a table

:lol:

bullshit,,,

WHO THE FUCKING FUCK DID RUSEV PISS OFF?!

Meh

no point to that

See?

Rusev crush! Rusev job!

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL......

what a waste of time

Rusevs career got crushed.

Rusev selling the RKO like Rob Van Dam.

RIP Rusev.

:lol: Holy crap, this event has been full of questionable decisions and results so far.

Would be extra hilarious if this was short because WWE needed to save time on a 4+ hour ppv.

OK. It's official. This is shaping up to be the worst SummerSlam ever, and I amDEAD. FUCKING. SERIOUS.

:shifty:

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Next year's SS is shaping up to be the worst.

WWE just flat out don't see any real money in Rusev. That much is obvious.

They gave Big Cass/Big Show 10 min to stink up the place but Rusev/Orton 2 min.

:(

It's like they're trying to kill the company.

poor Rusev

Big Ass and Big Show was only 10 minutes? Felt like a 30 minute match

Carma.

Can Orton do that to Corbin next, please? Thanks.

Glad I don't have to watch an Orton match though tbh

Yeah

They should... uh... probably not keep putting Bayley on TV while she's injured.

Bayley appears and the Brooklyn crowd just boos the living shit out of her.

It takes real effort to fuck up a character as likable as Bayley. Great work, WWE.

Yeup

Yeup

I think Vinnie Mac has gone completely senile tonight

Tonight is a warning to the entire wrestling world: If you want to make it in the WWE your twitter game better be boss.

I guess Sasha's husband made something special for tonight...?

I tried listening to the Hindi commentary and it is atrocious. A bunch of goofs who don't know much about professional wrestling.

Oh god make Baeley the scowling Eddie Guerrero. heel she talked about. I WANT HER TO MAKE SMALL CHILDREN CRY

I mean, did they have to cut time to make room for Takers 30 minute entrance or something?

One of those French announcers had a way different name than what Cole stated.

Nah, she actually NEEDS to stay a career babyface.

Michael Cole just introduced Raymond Rougeau and we don't even get Raymond Rougeau. This show just gets worse.

From an episode of "Bring it to the Table", I learned that Sasha and Alexa don't like each other irl. Something about Alexa pretending to be a wrestling fan and not being able to tell The Hardyz apart.

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I wish for the sake of my Echo dot that they'd just start calling Alexa Bliss "bliss" like all the other people they drop their first name

Alexa :drool:

IF he shows up tonight during the Universal Championship match, I swear to fuck...

I see a couple of possible ways he could effect the match, but will refrain from saying anything on the off-chance either scenario comes to fruition.

Wonder how much it would take to pull Sashas wig off. Seems to be glued on pretty well.