This is exactly why I love coach right now

Bold choice of them to put Taker / Cena on the pre-show, but gotta get them eyes.

Go Michigan

Oh I forgot we still got to get through Cena bitching about not being on the Wrestlemania card

I miss him so bad.

I hope Neville shows up and kicks the shit out of whoever wins at Mania.

Closing segment spoiler

https://i1.wp.com/i.imgur.com/1ldiJ3I.gif

Going to be the hottest re-free agent in the crowd at a TakeOver

https://media1.tenor.com/images/8066...itemid=9582984

How many times has this guy been in the main event of WrestleMania also I can't remember a rumble where he wasn't one of the last people in

Cena going around backstage trying to find Taker and goading him into an impromptu fight does sound a bit interesting.

Like Taker makes another excuse of its not dark enough yet to do his 15 minute entrance while Cena snaps at the thought of actually having to buy a ticket to see Mania and they just start brawling towards the ring.

I really hated that they had Shane sitting next to Vince in that segment.

They need to cut to the you deserve a chants when Roman was being carded out

Was that Katie Linnendoll behind him? She's so hot.

Based on recent rumors, Neville does want to come back soon especially after WWE didn't bluff at all about freezing his contract.

It not being dark enough yet is a legit excuse a few manias ago he had his entrance in broad daylight it was God awful

KING OF DA CROOSERWEIGHTS give-no-fucks Neville vs. heart and soul never-say-die Mustafa Ali is a license to print money.

I miss evil Neville so much when 205 live was still sucking he was the best thing on there

Vacant not getting enough credit

Ellsworth or bust.

Please be just some random guy who was hanging out backstage and not an actual wrestler.

Big Show

Oh god

:lol:

LOL

hahhahahahahahahaha

Brains stroman

:lol: Brains Strowman

BRAINZ STROWMAN

THIS IS SOMEHOW EVEN MORE AMAZING THAN I EVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED

:rofl:

LOLOLOL

I also think Brains Strowman is funny.

Dang I wanted to know!

I'd watch a goldust doc

Brainz Strowman for WWE Champion

Braun is going to eat the bar

FUCK YES

Woken Goldust

Matt Hardy vs Goldust?

is this 2003?

The WWE has actually taken matts gimmick and made it look ridiculous just let that sink in

Humongous Number 8

I'll take a little throwback. I love Goldust especially.

With Mustard and Onions.

all hardy matches need to be at the compound. he only needs to show up to do some play by play commentary. make up names for moves and delete cole

They did have a match in 2009 when matt had a cast on his hand.

Goldust is SO GOOD.

does the women's battle have a statue of a lady pimp to go with it?

how dare cole disrespect vanguard 1 and senor benjamin

Can't wait for the 30 minute horror movie starring Michael Cole at the Hardy Compound.

That was a good little match.

Not like most interviews.

I want Matt Hardy to win and then speak to the trophy for the next 364 days.

oh Jesus H. Christ they are doing the graphics again :nono:

Piggie James talking shit about Nia Fat.

Piggy james Pt 2 starring Nia Jax.

What is this shit... with the text... "BLUBBERING"...

If that doesn't result in an Emmy award for the WWE, then nothing ever will for them.

Will We hear a gong next?

Or what if reincarnates Andre The Giant into the body of Bray Wyatt. And Bray had to learn Andre's accent lmao, and wear the singlet. Oh man :lol::lol::lol: that would be good wrestling.

Wouldn't mind hearing this on raw again.

"Are you scared? He's here." *American Badass plays*

Wrestlemania start time 7/4

The first part yes the second part f*** no

I thought it was 7 hours, that would mean it airs at 3 here in iowa.

DON'T THINK ABOUT IT

Although it seems very likely at this point.

mention something kid rock and racist widow will show up.

Here we go! Big match JOOOOOOHHHHHHHHN CEEEEEEEENNAAAAAAAA

Here we go.

This isn't wrestling related, but I enjoyed it:

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...6a&oe=5B676CFA

I fucking kill bawitdaba at karaoke IDGAF

Hell yeah. Then they team vs Brainz and Braun Strowman for the tag belts.

They're selling Cena spooge rags to kids nice

:lol:

Pre-show starts at 4:30-5PM EST, then 5 hours of the main show starting at 7PM, and whatever over-run WWE needs starting at midnight.

Then be BRAUNS PARTER DIPSHIT

"BECAUSE THE BATTLE ROYAL IS FOR JOBBERS"

Yes good idea's Cole!

Just tell the truth John you think the rumble is beneath you

be a normal person and sing toto - africa

And kicking the uso's off the card.

John has CENA NUFF of people taking roster spots

You are so full of shit Cena

PreShow is exactly the matches I thought, except the Uso's make the main-card (so far)

taker probably forgot about raw and went to the alamo dome for the bball game

Apparently Cena is a dumbass since Cole's advice was actually good for once.

He doesn't want to take a spot away from someone who worked all year yet he keeps begging for a match even though he's now a part-timer.

The fans just let themselves be manipulated like that

he is a part of that cock block movie

Cena is a smark.

Speaking of did everybody get their Rusev day calendars

Good Cena promo so far!

John you got to accept that He's Just Not That Into You

I'd laugh if Undertaker showed up on the screen and just said "No"

I don't give a fucking shit about the Undertaker.

Wish they would all be quiet.

Undertaker will arrive via express mail delivered by FedEx

My hearing's not the best, Undertaker, but sounds like you've got a few thousand people calling you an asshole.

i thought he was happy to go as a fan. stfu, john

Undertaker is going to come out and then eat a snickers and turn into Gillberg.

I've never seen somebody itching so bad to beat up on an old man

Biker Taker mention.